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Response to: NG rumble for wii Posted March 14th, 2008 in General

Hahahahaha, don't get your hopes up.

Response to: Almost 10million replies. Posted March 14th, 2008 in General

As previously stated, it dosen't fucking matter. Get a life and celebrate an actual achievement.

Response to: If your life were a dream Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

I probably go back to sleep.

Response to: Gang trying to Make me join Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

At 2/11/08 06:52 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote: Recently every day as i walk to my House from my High School ive been stopped by a Latin Gang(I Live In Florida-Miami) called Ms13 they offer me a smoke and say wanna join?

I guess they need a new bitch.

Response to: Mario is a homosexual game. Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

He lives with another man

With such amazing jumping talents, he's obviously been on the cheerleading squad some point in his life.

When he takes his hat off his hair is shiney and spikey, awfully metro.

Kinky overalls.

And I bet he grew that big bushy mustache to tickle penis's durning oral sex.

Response to: I shaved my friends head. Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

I hope he kicks your ass you fucking douche.

Response to: Fucking Grandmothers Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

My grandmother is a sweet, elderly woman. I don't know what rotting trashdump of hate you guys spawned from, but old people are innocent as can be.

Response to: How many of you shave dry? Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

My facial hair is thick as hell so i'd probably take some skin off if I try to dry shave.

Response to: Has an NG user ever gone insane? Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

You obviously put alot of logic into this question before asking.

Smug Safety Faggots Posted March 5th, 2008 in General

These kind of people realy GRIND MY GEARS. What i'm talking about are the people that say things along the line of "what kind of fucking moron goes skydiving!? Jumping off a helicopter thousands of miles into the air, ohhhhh! What a brilliant plan! (sarcasm)" These people can shut their talking holes. You know how many people die / get hurt from skydiving from something other than blatant stupidity? Very few - none. You jump out, open your parachute, and glide down. You know how much effort it takes to open a parachute? Pulling a string. WOW, IMMPOSSIBLE.

"Rollercoasters are so stupid. Going up and down a shakey track and being swirled all over the place 'till you puke sounds like a blast! (once again, sarcasm)". You know how many people get hurt from rollercoasters? None. That's why have the fucking seatbelts and safety bars. "The tracks are so rumbly. I bet they'll break by tomorrow!" The tracks of a rollercoaster are built to feel shakey, to give the riders a feel of danger, which activates adreniline, which makes it fun.

So you faggots that love to put down extreme activitys because you're huge vaginas or just love to attempt to make yourself look smart, you can ducktape your lips shut and let everyone else enjoy their lifes.

Response to: I hate hillary clinton so much Posted March 4th, 2008 in General

More lik Hillary Cunton, amiright?

Response to: I'm Gaining Weight on Purpose [pix] Posted March 3rd, 2008 in General

OH SHI-

MadCow is becoming a cow.

Response to: Internet Relationships suck Posted March 3rd, 2008 in General

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA.

Response to: Lord Zeebmork is comitting suicide! Posted March 3rd, 2008 in General

Holy shit call the fucking media!!!!!!

actully, nah.

Response to: the auras Posted March 1st, 2008 in General

Godamn, have people still not figured this question out yet?

Response to: 10 Greatest newer rck bands? Posted February 26th, 2008 in General

You've totally fooled me, I have no ideal you're an alt. You're so sly and subtle.

Response to: almost 10,000,000 Posted February 26th, 2008 in General

Who fucking cares, It's just a number.

Response to: have a cookie ^_^ Posted February 21st, 2008 in General

Holy shit, this thread attracted more retarded faggots than a Panic at the Disco concert.

have a cookie ^_^ Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

Seriously, people who use say that need to go jump into a volcano.

Things that make you feel younger Posted February 19th, 2008 in General

What are some things that make you feel like a little kid again?

Personally, one for me is a bouncy ball. I can't help it, I still can't resist playing with one.

Response to: user pages you been banned from. Posted February 16th, 2008 in General

bigjuicy, for telling him he has the username of a fat, black prostitute.

And some other fag I can't remember the name of, because I told him SMBZ is god's most horrid creation ever spawned.

Response to: How Brave Of You Osamarama Posted February 13th, 2008 in General

I THOUGHT HE WAS BRITISH / FRENCH.

Response to: Skateboarding. Posted February 13th, 2008 in General

I skateboard.

Do I do it to look cool? no.
Do I do it to look hardcore? no.
Do i do it to look 1337? no.

I do it because it's fun, and relaxing.

Response to: Contact Lenses Posted February 13th, 2008 in General

At 2/13/08 09:26 PM, Thewests wrote: Has anyone here taken the surgery? Does it hurt.

No, getting a FUCKING LAZER BEAM pointed directly into your eyelids dosen't hurt at all.

Response to: Bisexuals=Non Existant. Posted February 12th, 2008 in General

I'm bi.

THEORY DISPROVED.

Response to: "hardcore" videogamers Posted February 12th, 2008 in General

U ST00PID FAG0T H@CKER MNA U CHEATED BITCH MOM!!

Response to: MS paint yourself! Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

Oh yay, another generic shitty MS thread.

Response to: Funny NG user names Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

Nobody has mentioned Kirk-Cocaine yet.

For shame.

Your annoying wigger friend Posted February 10th, 2008 in General

Almost everyone who attends a public school knows at least one of these kids. You're not really too close, you just chat a bit around school. He's a skrawny white kid, usually is shaven near bald, wears baggy jeans, a grey and black "DC" shirt under a heavily graphical hoodie.

You sometimes question yourself as to why you are somewhat kindly to this child instead of just punching him in the face for being such a faggot. You usually see him listining to rap, hip-hop, and crappy pop songs on his iPod. You past by him in the hallway and say something along the lines of "Oh hey, what's up?" and he will reply with something like "JUST CHILLIN' AND GETTIN' THOSE DALLA'S."

He usually laughs in a high-pitch voice like a moron. He probably smokes weed. He probably is dating some fat, trashing looking whore. And he most likely he loves to brag about failing 8th grade three times, and about how many times he went to juvinile hall for remedial things.

Response to: Anyone else remember "ancient mew"? Posted February 9th, 2008 in General

At 2/8/08 11:04 PM, Sawke wrote: That shit wasn't RARE i got one when i went to see that stupid pokemon movie. THANKS i was trying to forget what a loser i was or wasting my money on those crappy things.

Glad to be of service.