At 10/30/09 02:28 PM, Calintz wrote:

At 10/30/09 01:28 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote:

At 10/30/09 01:23 PM, Jawdyn wrote: If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

Not if shes laughing at your penis.

Witty reply, I like that!

Yes! I appreciate your appreciation of his witty response!

It's been too long

At 10/25/09 01:20 PM, GoatseFan wrote:

At 10/25/09 01:08 PM, Mostasteless wrote: '99 when i discovered counter-strike.

I became addicted to Porno !!!

I will let you in on a little secret

They're all reruns

Hey Germany, when is WWIII coming out? You promised us a trilogy damnit

At 10/24/09 05:46 PM, Kittykylie wrote: Im a women whos obessed with sex yet is so heavily pregnant she can hardly move. Oh and im a grumpy shit best of times. :D

Also, you're ugly

Staying up an entire night...

Doesn't that kill you?

At 9/15/09 03:07 PM, MissileMastar wrote: Jerk off for the entire hour. Try to last this long. Slow down if you must. The end of your effort is more than satisfying.

This seems like your best option. Although instead of trying to last for an hour, try to come as many times as possible. On a slice of bread. Then eat said slice of bread

At 8/22/09 01:14 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: HAHAH Let me tell you the story of how Sam T and I pissed of the entire clock crew with that movie...

AND THAT IS THE STORY OF HOW SAM T AND I PISSED OF THE ENTIIIIRE CLOCK CREW!

At 5/9/09 10:42 AM, BlackPlastic wrote:

At 5/8/09 05:43 PM, Skwurll wrote: I'd just say to my wife (if I was in this situation)

"Do you really think you're my ONLY source of sex?"

No you wouldn't.

Badass

Don't play wireless. Is your computer's internet wireless? If not you can just put a router.

Try sleeping 24 hours, it will prove to be far more difficult than you would have suspected.

I had a nightmare where a slant eyed zipperhead gook walked towards me. I woke up screaming!

Tell them you ran into some ps3 fanboys

Every black man is Olskoo

Don't you need to return the box and disc and everything? How are you going to explain that.

At 7/2/08 06:44 PM, Xmas-Bound-Pervert wrote: cram it, pussy. asking about race isn't racist. demeaning someone because of their race is racist.

Cram it, dickhole. He was kidding

At 7/2/08 06:35 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:
Ha ha.. Over used internet meme.. Ha ha.. Found in DBZ.. Spoken by vegeta, in the saiyan saga...

Yeah, when Vegeta beats up Gohan, he is of course reffering to a pissed off Goku.. Ha ha.. He smashes his scouter...

Ha ha, you can leave and never come back now!

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's NOT!

At 7/2/08 05:35 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: I'm sorry, I like anime that has a fucking cogent story

I wasn't aware they existed.

I don't know why but I am grossed out by poopers. Maybe it's because that's where the poop comes out, or maybe I haven't spent enough time on here yet.

At 6/29/08 05:35 AM, FullClip92 wrote: i didn't know girls could have such foul language... i know some do, but not too many, then again i don't what girls say to each other when they are alone together.

You don't go outside much, do you?

She definitely enjoyed playing the game more than I do.

Fox news = whores who will do anything for views

You see, this reminds me of this one time me and paulie... Or was it frankie... I can't seem to recall. Anyways, me and johny would gather round the campfire and rub one out in eachothers faces. We practiced playing the guitar till we were 26. Me and francis would then rub one out on our guitars.
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At 6/28/08 03:23 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: If you think about it, it's just animal parts replacing the ugly human parts. Such as ears and nose, and maybe even the mouth. And you wouldn't really mind the tail right?

Ugly human parts sheesh boy you've fucking lost it

Only like all the time. I'm watching five hot lesbians work their way through an amount of clothing only to unravel five rock hard penises!

So... Have you got an enclosure for it yet? Unlimited fresh hay? Remember not to overfeed it, bunnies get fat fast. When it doesn't eat it's really thick diahhrea looking poop it's a sign that it's too fat.

Keep in mind you'll have to clip his nails too, seeing as how it will probably run on soft surfaces most of the time. My old rabbit really enjoyed being brushed with a hard brush, and this is also handy for getting all the hair he will lose around summer time out.

I'm still pretty sceptic as to you raising a wild bunny without trouble, but I guess it might work because it's pretty young.

You are retarded. Set it free and watch it die.

At 6/18/08 09:30 PM, KennyD wrote: I've heard that gargling salt water works for sore throat. I got nothing for soar throat.

Ya this helps, but it's fucking disgusting.

At 5/11/08 11:36 PM, Peacekid wrote: That makes me 14 now, like a bunch of other users here.

I fail to see the problem.

You joined at age 11. I think that's what he meant!