3,328 Forum Posts by "Bungled"
At 5/28/12 10:51 AM, Fluttershy wrote: It's sad how people have become so rude. All they think about is sex and anything not good. They've forgotten all about religion and being a good person. What a shame. They don't have any self-respect and are okay with being insulted or with showing themselves. There are so many sluts, pervs now..it's so sad. No decent people. And you're gonna say "fuck that" if u read it in the first place..well that's sad too. You should be ashamed for not realising that what you're doing is wrong.
First of all, when did sex become bad? Second, how does being religious make you a good person? Third, why is someone a slut for showing some skin? Did you ever think that maybe YOU'RE the bad person for passing all this judgement?
At 5/25/12 09:57 PM, Darthdenim wrote: The driver his a parked car and flipped over. Turns out he was high. Typical pothead.
There was actually a pothead driving fast enough to flip his vehicle by hitting a parked car? I always thought weed made you drive like... grandmother speed.
I feel stellar when I'm on call and I wake up to my alarm in the morning, rather than my cell phone multiple times at night.
I definitely just heard a story from the ER about a guy who had his pelvis broken and his schlong bent in half by his girlfriends crazy endeavors. SHE JUMPED OFF THE GODDAMNED DRESSER ONTO HIS JUNK AND KILLED IT!
At 5/24/12 12:24 PM, TomFulp wrote: You guys are all n00bs from the 2000s.
dag, yo. easy on our feelings!
At 5/24/12 08:17 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: If your account wasn't from '02, I would have guessed your name was a reference to Karl Pilkington. "I don't wanna be bungled in."
Ah hellz no. I was big into the band Mr. Bungle in high school, and I used to be bungled_girl until I dropped the girl for whatever reason.
At 5/23/12 11:07 PM, Ryan wrote: This thread attracts old people.
FANTASTIC. We can all talk about our arthritis and how excited we get when prune juice is on sale at the supermarket.
I somehow remembered my password after years of inactivity. What are the odds that there's anyone still hanging around from like 7-10 years ago?
i got a very strongly worded email from my old roommate's father a while ago. apparently someone's been harassing the stupid bitch over the internet and they think it's me. just because i kicked her and her bf out at christmas shouldn't give some spoiled girl's dad reason to believe that i'd be doing such things... that sounds suspicious when actually i only WISH i had been sending her threatening emails. i mean, she DID like to poop on the toilet seat a lot... anyone want an internet victim?
too many H's make you feel like the MAN
i make sure everyone around me is having just as much fun as i am, i'm loud, i laugh a lot, and spill my drinks on EVERYONE. i like people when i'm drunk that i can't stand sober. AND i have the biggest mouth in the world.
so who wants to have a party?... i haven't been drunk in months :(
bewaaaaaaare the iiiiiiides of maaaaarch!!!
big freakin' deal. loser kids kill themselves all the time. just be happy that it wasn't like, someone cool or something.
coattails of a dead man because i like to hump dead men
dear canadian kids,
stop getting so uppity about a joke, go change your unnerwares and have sex with your moms.
ps- gay truckers rule
at work my boss will ONLY let us play these three mix cd's he made... I hate everything on them so hard my ass could explode.
They include;
-a shitload of phil colins
-bad backstreet boys techno remixes (as if there's any GOOD bsb anything)
-robyn
-bewitched
-jessica simpson
-5ive
And that's what i have to listen to all night every night at work... i can't even laugh anymore when customers are like, "hey this music must drive you guys nuts, huh!?"
Dating, having sex, being in love, and all that other garbage is all well and good when you're 13. But attempting to raise a family when you're 13 with your 13 year old boyfriend ISN'T okay at all. Being that young there could be MAJOR birthing complications, and if your friend won't allow his chicky-poo to have an abortion then he obviously doesn't care about her as much as he says he does.
I'm not sure what it's like everywhere else, but here you can't legally work without parental consent until you're 16, so little boy + little girl + baby + no fucking money or jobs = really shitty situation. Since there's no way either of them can survive on their own, then it's irresponsible to even THINK of attempting to raise a baby.
At the very lease she will have to tell her parents and admit that she made a mistake, she should also mention that she took precautions... that should win her some brownie points. It's almost better that her mother is all for abortion, considering that the alternatives are kicking her out with a baby, or forcing her to raise the baby in her house and resenting her for it.
If they're both against abortions then the best choice for everyone may be to carry out the pregnancy and give the baby up for adoption, at least that way the baby will have a chance at a life that isn't absolute crap.
it can't be THAT cold if the water isn't frozen...
you should eat your ducks, thus ingesting their ultimate hardcore powers!
At 2/24/05 06:22 PM, XXXMATTXXX wrote: dont drink redbull man its to fucking dangerous,i drank 6 in under a hour and i had to go to the hospital and take some tranqs,that shits fucked stay away from it.
agreed. cbc news agrees too. http://www.cbc.ca/consumers/market/files/health/redbull/index.html
At 2/24/05 05:27 PM, drspooks wrote: I get a lot of aspirin, a lot of red bull, a hell of a lot of coffee, and caffinated gum. then all kinds of other stupid shit...
you're gonna have like 7 heart attacks all at once, retard. it's a good thing you don't have to exert yourself or anything or you'd be on the floor in a second.
so i guess i have like, super arian chessboard with white and super mega white-CLEAR... then when me and my boyfriend play i go first because i'm a girl. that's SEXIST too. AWE.SOME.
At 2/24/05 05:42 PM, WESMAN_00 wrote: So...your making some kind of invention to make things cold really fast?
*explodes with delight*
At 2/24/05 04:16 PM, -Dark_Slayer- wrote: I never really noticed this until now, but in chess the "white" pieces go first, then the "black" pieces follow. to me it seems kinda racist, they should have made the original with different colors.
i thought black went first?... and who cares, it's a game. besides, black and white are probably cheaper to make then like... green and orange or something.
At 2/20/05 07:31 PM, Tyler_Durden0 wrote: Search his room, if he has a dildo, then yeah hes gay. If he doesnt have a dildo, then he problably just has a boyfriend and has no need for a dildo
agreed. but while you're dildo hunting you should steal his makeup too. just see how long it takes him to recover and leave the house without wearing it.
* Thursday
* FATA
* Alexisonfire
Y'know, just a hunch. Since it's a youth subculture based around a certain genre of music, I guessed you might be one.
Hey *I* like thursday, that doesn't mean i'm emo... but i guess crying and playing my guitar in a well lit sunroom listening to bright eyes or the midway state is though... except i don't play guitar and i'm just a big poser...
maybe if you'd stop letting your gross friends pay you to boink your cat...
canada is a big joke my mom made up to keep you from humping her leg, and you fell for it. we all did.
So last week i let my Mom borrow $100.00 for groceries, and today she decided she wanted to pay me back in marijuana... i LOVE my mother... <3
I'd only ever fight to defend myself. But most of the time men don't want to mess with women. I work in a bar, and if two guys are fighting, no matter how big they are, and i go at them with a golf club and tell them to get the fuck out of my bar before i beat both their goddamned heads in, they scatter. And i'm not very big at all.
