i got a very strongly worded email from my old roommate's father a while ago. apparently someone's been harassing the stupid bitch over the internet and they think it's me. just because i kicked her and her bf out at christmas shouldn't give some spoiled girl's dad reason to believe that i'd be doing such things... that sounds suspicious when actually i only WISH i had been sending her threatening emails. i mean, she DID like to poop on the toilet seat a lot... anyone want an internet victim?

too many H's make you feel like the MAN

i make sure everyone around me is having just as much fun as i am, i'm loud, i laugh a lot, and spill my drinks on EVERYONE. i like people when i'm drunk that i can't stand sober. AND i have the biggest mouth in the world.

so who wants to have a party?... i haven't been drunk in months :(

bewaaaaaaare the iiiiiiides of maaaaarch!!!

big freakin' deal. loser kids kill themselves all the time. just be happy that it wasn't like, someone cool or something.

coattails of a dead man because i like to hump dead men

dear canadian kids,

stop getting so uppity about a joke, go change your unnerwares and have sex with your moms.

ps- gay truckers rule

at work my boss will ONLY let us play these three mix cd's he made... I hate everything on them so hard my ass could explode.

They include;

-a shitload of phil colins
-bad backstreet boys techno remixes (as if there's any GOOD bsb anything)
-robyn
-bewitched
-jessica simpson
-5ive

And that's what i have to listen to all night every night at work... i can't even laugh anymore when customers are like, "hey this music must drive you guys nuts, huh!?"

Dating, having sex, being in love, and all that other garbage is all well and good when you're 13. But attempting to raise a family when you're 13 with your 13 year old boyfriend ISN'T okay at all. Being that young there could be MAJOR birthing complications, and if your friend won't allow his chicky-poo to have an abortion then he obviously doesn't care about her as much as he says he does.

I'm not sure what it's like everywhere else, but here you can't legally work without parental consent until you're 16, so little boy + little girl + baby + no fucking money or jobs = really shitty situation. Since there's no way either of them can survive on their own, then it's irresponsible to even THINK of attempting to raise a baby.

At the very lease she will have to tell her parents and admit that she made a mistake, she should also mention that she took precautions... that should win her some brownie points. It's almost better that her mother is all for abortion, considering that the alternatives are kicking her out with a baby, or forcing her to raise the baby in her house and resenting her for it.

If they're both against abortions then the best choice for everyone may be to carry out the pregnancy and give the baby up for adoption, at least that way the baby will have a chance at a life that isn't absolute crap.

it can't be THAT cold if the water isn't frozen...

you should eat your ducks, thus ingesting their ultimate hardcore powers!

At 2/24/05 06:22 PM, XXXMATTXXX wrote: dont drink redbull man its to fucking dangerous,i drank 6 in under a hour and i had to go to the hospital and take some tranqs,that shits fucked stay away from it.

agreed. cbc news agrees too. http://www.cbc.ca/consumers/market/files/health/redbull/index.html

i took a class last year called Science and Religion that talked about all that crap. it was pretty hard on the head but possibly one of the only classes i learned ANYTHING in.

have a look at the work of some old-assed religious scientists or philosophers, read up on some bio-chem, and come to your own conclusions. that's probably the best anyone can ever hope for when trying to figure that stuff out.

At 2/24/05 05:27 PM, drspooks wrote: I get a lot of aspirin, a lot of red bull, a hell of a lot of coffee, and caffinated gum. then all kinds of other stupid shit...

you're gonna have like 7 heart attacks all at once, retard. it's a good thing you don't have to exert yourself or anything or you'd be on the floor in a second.

you're a nerdy little bitch so you'll totally lose. but i bet it would hurt his feelings and make him cry if you stand him up. cool kids don't like to get stood up. find a bunch of 4 year old girls and be all "sorry cool kid, i'm gonna go play doctor now, and you're not invited".

so i guess i have like, super arian chessboard with white and super mega white-CLEAR... then when me and my boyfriend play i go first because i'm a girl. that's SEXIST too. AWE.SOME.

At 2/24/05 05:42 PM, WESMAN_00 wrote: So...your making some kind of invention to make things cold really fast?

*explodes with delight*

At 2/24/05 04:16 PM, -Dark_Slayer- wrote: I never really noticed this until now, but in chess the "white" pieces go first, then the "black" pieces follow. to me it seems kinda racist, they should have made the original with different colors.

i thought black went first?... and who cares, it's a game. besides, black and white are probably cheaper to make then like... green and orange or something.

At 2/20/05 07:31 PM, Tyler_Durden0 wrote: Search his room, if he has a dildo, then yeah hes gay. If he doesnt have a dildo, then he problably just has a boyfriend and has no need for a dildo

agreed. but while you're dildo hunting you should steal his makeup too. just see how long it takes him to recover and leave the house without wearing it.

* Thursday
* FATA
* Alexisonfire

Y'know, just a hunch. Since it's a youth subculture based around a certain genre of music, I guessed you might be one.

Hey *I* like thursday, that doesn't mean i'm emo... but i guess crying and playing my guitar in a well lit sunroom listening to bright eyes or the midway state is though... except i don't play guitar and i'm just a big poser...

maybe if you'd stop letting your gross friends pay you to boink your cat...

canada is a big joke my mom made up to keep you from humping her leg, and you fell for it. we all did.

So last week i let my Mom borrow $100.00 for groceries, and today she decided she wanted to pay me back in marijuana... i LOVE my mother... <3

I'd only ever fight to defend myself. But most of the time men don't want to mess with women. I work in a bar, and if two guys are fighting, no matter how big they are, and i go at them with a golf club and tell them to get the fuck out of my bar before i beat both their goddamned heads in, they scatter. And i'm not very big at all.

At 8/19/04 10:36 AM, x-Optimus_Prime-x wrote: Wait YOUR friend offered YOU a ticket to OzzFest and YOUR MOM turned it down? How????

Yeah, his story seems a little flawed that way doesn't it?

Dude, go tell your friend you WANT the fucking ticket, yo!

woah, your granny is the shit! I say take it out and ration it out to last a month and 3 days.

tv, eh? i don't pay attention to it, mostly because i mainly watch movies... but i do watch Arrested Development religiously, and i watch Simpsons and Family Guy too.

i don't care what anyone says, cats are WAY too cute to ever be considered a pest. i'm sooo going to be a cat lady someday.

the phlogiston paradigm

i'm telling you, THIS is the way to go!

At 5/12/04 04:57 PM, -LionHeart- wrote:

Yeah, Cape Breton is pretty sweet. Sydney is ok, minus the Tar Ponds. I've been to Inverness as well. It is a pretty cool place.

Ha ha, i have SO many friends from CB who complain about the tar ponds!

I'm a Newfie living in New Brunswick so i don't know why i'm posting here...

My boyfriend is from Nova Scotia!!.... no wait, i can't be happy about that...

At 8/17/04 02:57 AM, Fulpzilla wrote: She is fucking somebody on my bed while im typing this, sick!

K, stop being a little retard and leave the room. That's right, tear yourself away from the computer. OMG!