The Kanye

I wait until halfway through then tell her Beyonce was better.

Then imma let her finish.

At 11/8/09 03:58 PM, JaY11 wrote: They have as much talent as my shoe.

People are only letting them through to piss others off.

He's always came across as an ass to me.

I've heard it was a way of checking how uptight a person is, if they crack a smile or something, they're less likely to be dangerous or attack.

I'd hit that.

Link

At 2/18/09 04:14 PM, Ferris95 wrote: 5. Rape your broken, flaming computer (skip to step 9 if you have a mac)
9. Repeat steps 1-8

Wait..what?

Schindler's list.

Lol, that's not a real subject.

Homophobes are gay.

Don't have a horn.

Once they fuck off it's a nice day.

Bar.

get pissed.

forget about her.

leave.

..he aces it.

Good for him, No?

Because men are horrible savages that enjoy nothing more to piss up a wall and write a limerick next to the stain bragging about it's height.

On the plus side, she doesn't need to buy a mop.

I'll eat nothing if it isn't flavoured with orphan tears.

I'm raging right now.

I'm a little hungry.

At 12/18/08 08:46 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: So....his brain was having a baby?

It's what happens if you don't wear a condom when you mindfuck somebody.

At 12/8/08 03:13 PM, simon wrote: I had a shiny Suicune.

It was my love.

Why must you taunt me so?!

At 12/4/08 06:03 PM, spycaper51 wrote: What the fuck is this shit.

Guess.

Behold! Malin-chan, also known as Taryn Malinowski, is the greatest girl on earth. She's purrrrrrfect. Just look at these pictures! Have you ever seen a finer human specimen? I sure haven't!

Taryn is so hot that she makes a shirt that says "worms" look sexy! Damn that's hot!

I wuv you wayback machine.

At 11/25/08 06:58 PM, Bullion wrote: It's a gelantophile, it might not be spelled like that though.

Gerontophile*

Post count +1

It's a gelantophile, it might not be spelled like that though.

egg sausage and spam.

Because you can't see it, there's an equal chance of it being alive or dead.

Something like that.

Yes, gather around and read my tale of sorrow, ever since i started playing pokemon, G/S/C generation, i have not once come across a shiny poke', not a Rattata, pidgey or Primape have ever coeme to me bearing the crest of uniqueness, of specialness, of shiny.

I am sitting here because i have depressed all these years, seeing my friends grow up, laughing, trading, battling their shinies. One guy even had a shiny Groudon, and that crushed my heart, how could he, get a shiny legendary, while i'm stuck battling caterpie on route 106? It boggled my mind.

Anyway Ng, i've come to a decision, i'm never playing pokemon ever again, and i'll only occasionally jack off to the hentai.

Thoughts?

(London) The Tottenham manager has made spashes in the media, by bringing in free agent John Cena on a loan deal from the WWE. When asked about it, Cena merrily replied. "I'm good on the wing, because they can't see me."

It should be banned! i say! it promotes the eating of unsanitary and possibly long expired foods! causing unforseen health proelsm and possibly a loss in fertility! On top of that, the process of keeping eggs for so long, stops the need to buymore, costing the egg industry MILLIONS each year!

We must act NOW to stop this menace from destroying America's eggs, and America's YOUTH!

Who's with me?

At 10/5/08 12:30 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Hadn't crossed my mind in ages.

You mean you've always been thinking about him in the back of your mind, but you'd never had it brought to the front.