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At 5/18/09 08:19 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I'm pretty sure it pushes your cartilage into your brain.

If you hit it just right.

Nah, that one's fake.

...Actually, the whole idea in general is iffy, but I suppose it's possible.

At 5/14/09 04:10 PM, Colombiana wrote: That's not weird, I've found Nazi medals in my grandfathers closet.
I think he double crossed, because he also has medals from the Belgian army.

Conscripted into the German army, maybe? That happened a hell of a lot.

But duuuuude. That's awesome. Either keep it, or sell it.

At 3/25/09 05:02 PM, Judzfell wrote: You couldn't feel pain because you were in shock. I once slit my finger open to the bone with a knife and didn't feel a thing. blood all over the art room, and ruining my project.... hearing the teacher scream for help was priceless...

I've done that before. It didn't really hurt until well after I got it stitched, and even then it was just kind of a really sharp ache.

Pretty sure you're screwed. Kill yourself, before you cause more damage to the fabric of time than you already have.

At 4/3/09 05:16 PM, xscoot wrote:

At 4/3/09 05:16 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You are driving outside when a bank robber runs out and offers to give you half of the money if you help him escape (no witnesses are around and everyone in the bank aren't watching because they're on the ground not knowing he left).

Would you do it?

Of course. Until I have a chance to kill him and take all the money.

Actually, that'd probably be the way to go. Assuming you weren't caught on surveillance, the trail is pretty much going to end with the dead body of the robber, assuming you destroyed the car.

Super-strength must make things a bit... risky.

At 4/4/09 09:32 AM, ILNGSM wrote: Many Sci-fi movies have been released, and characters can use "TIME TRAVELING". Impossible right? Well they say that time depends on gravity to run. For example: Time in
high peaks pass slower than time on lower places. And they also say that time for astronauts in space pass more slowly. For every 1 second in space, 20 seconds pass on earth. Astronauts do not notice this because when they land on earth. time actually becomes faster as they land on earth. This cause the time to be corrected. I only heard this at Discovery Channel.

That's not how physics work.

See, time itself isn't different for astronauts, but their perception of it is. It has more to do with what we percieve as a 'day' versus how long it takes for the earth to turn.

If time were actually slower, we'd have physicists running around in circles and killing themselves, believe me.

Fuuuuuck iiiiiiit.

Punch your friend in the dick.

At 3/31/09 09:34 AM, Mind-Edge wrote: I doubt you will find any of this stuff, but here is ceramic color. Bonus points if you can explain radiation.

In a nutshell, it's when an unstable nucleus goes into radioactive decay and starts giving off particles.

That said, most radiation is pretty harmless, seeing as most of the household stuff is alpha radiation.

What else is new?

Pretty much the only thing that can be done is to flag the videos, and hope the artist goes Egoraptor.

My penis?

Goddammit, Sirtom...

At 9/5/08 10:42 PM, H-K-S wrote: *Snip snip EF is bad*

Yeah, that! D:

Introducing Earth First!, possibly the most batshit crazy and hate inspiring team of hippies on the planet.

I mean, conservation? Sure, why not? But when you genuinally make people feel like horking panda steak cooked over a redwood bonfire, my GOD are you doing it wrong.

Oh, and also, if you happen to own a farm/ranch/logging company, you may find yourself physically assualted and your property burned down. Woo! Score one reducing carbon emissions!

...but it seems pretty awesome.

I'd like a signature, please... nothing fancy, just a tankman with the text 'viva la tankmen.' For colors, I'd just like blacks, grays, and whites. If you need more info, make sure to send me a PM, would you?

If you were ask me, I'd say that if you're asking whether you are or not, probably not. But then, you didn't ask, did you?

At 1/31/08 10:52 AM, simon wrote: knife + balls.

/end thread.

*Shudder* True. Either that, or having them shot off.

I've heard that being shot is pretty excruciating. I've heard it described as having a red-hot spike being driven into you, pulled out, driven in, pulled out... etc. Not a lot of fun.

Look, you can't really say that Warcraft is better than WoW, because Warcraft as whole includes WoW. But whatever, I give up.

At 1/13/08 04:02 PM, ScaredOfTrees wrote:

At 1/13/08 04:00 PM, Bullethail wrote: WoW is Warcraft, you idiot.

http://www.blizzard.com/war3/

World of WARCRAFT. Any questions?

WoW is Warcraft, you idiot.

Uh... no. It's kinda like how some people would like to believe that Elvis staged his death...

At 1/5/08 12:53 PM, Xavon wrote:

At 1/5/08 12:20 PM, Bullethail wrote: Sacrifice any life you have to the gaming gods, and vow to commit yourself wholly to video games. :Then you're in business.

Go kill yourself if you honestly think you need to be lifeless to be good at a video game.

Geez, serious much?

At 1/5/08 12:31 PM, carbonwater wrote: Wait until the PC version comes out.

Seriously, FPS games suck arse on consoles. You can't aim for shit.

That didn't stop me....

At 1/5/08 12:25 PM, john010117 wrote: Get a life.

Seriously

Whoa, dude! He'll never be good then!

At 1/5/08 12:21 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote: Practice.

DUN DUN DUN!

Hmmmm.... yeah....uhhh, huh.......... naw, not really.

Sacrifice any life you have to the gaming gods, and vow to commit yourself wholly to video games. Then you're in business.

Try Pawn.