One day, I was browsing the Cartoon Network website. Since English is not my native language, and my mom knew it well, I asked her to explain to me what the word 'FAQ' means.

Lulz ensued when I pronounced it 'fuck you'.

HEY MOM WHAT DOES FUCK YOU MEAN

At 11/17/09 05:36 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:

At 11/16/09 10:55 PM, Sil3ntkill wrote:

At 11/16/09 10:30 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:

At 11/16/09 10:23 PM, Sil3ntkill wrote: All i miss from cn is toonami with naruto and booobooobooo and dragon ballz e =D

I hope you die in a fucking fire, you weaboo faggot.

How old are you? toonami was awesome im glad they didt get rid of dult swim =p i liked cartoonnetwork back in the dy with the older cartoons you probly were born around the time when they were cancelled i liked cartoons such a johny bravo and uhm looney toons and stuff like that when i was around nine yeah i watched billy and mandy alot but other than that i dont miss anything from it i just hate what its become now.

Captain Caveman Reruns.

HEY, I WATCHED THAT SHOW WHEN I WAS 4! DEAR GOD I JUST HAD A NOSTALGASM!

Although the only thing I remember about it is him screaming his name at the top of his lungs, it does trigger some memories of how life used to be simple, and easy. The most simple things could get you to laugh. Ah...

Fuck time. Fuck today.

It's called 'Dungeons & Dragons', fag.

I recomend parodying (sp?) a rap song, because there is a lot of lyrics, so you can be creative. Eminem preferably, because it isn't the gangster-wannabe kind of rap.

At 11/18/09 02:12 PM, Supasang wrote: EPIC OF EPICNESS MAN also hover your mouse over and click on a angry face in the general fourms k guys

Wow. That's new.

What the fuck, '09ers, what the fuck...

I live in Serbia. :/ And yeah, I meant Patriarch. Sorry.

Because a pope died. Wut.

Disscuss

Chuck Norris. I won.

Todays shows allow more sexual puns and jokes. Well, as long as it's considered normal for kids. They didn't do that in Ed, Edd, n Eddy. And they have to put a MORAL in every episode. Fuck that.

At 11/15/09 02:23 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 11/15/09 02:13 AM, Yamor wrote: Act normal and get some poon from your friend. The movie will make her very horny.

I'm a girl.

So, good plan.

Then you should really think converting to lesbian.

OH MY GOD A GIRL ON NEWGROUNDS!

At 11/15/09 01:33 AM, killerjeff wrote: I wish I were a kid forever.

Mr. Jackson... Is... Is that you...?

At 11/15/09 01:05 AM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

At 11/15/09 12:57 AM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: NO AMOUNT of money could make me tap a woman over fifty, dude.

Well, maybe if she was smoking hot and not related to me.

I meant PUNCH you douche.

HAHAHAHA. I thought that too. Next time say 'punch'. 'Hitting' someone gives me the wrong idea. And no. No I wouldn't.

Hehehe... hitting...

Hahaha. I'm in Europe. I can laugh at your mis-fortune.

Year... Or more. I don't really remember, I'm not a very religious person.

At 10/10/09 01:50 AM, levusbevus wrote: I'm probably talking out of my ass here but, is it even possible to bomb the moon?

A bomb creates an explosion of fire and for fire to exist, there needs to be oxygen. If I'm not mistaken, there's no oxygen on the moon.

I don't know, I'm probably completely wrong on this subject.

Well, not entierly, but an explosion is bassicly a shockwave. You don't need oxygen to make a shockwave. Fire is only a side-effect, an explosion is still an explosion without fire.
Now, getting water out of a shockwave seems stupid, but doesn't make any more sense than getting water from fire. On the moon.

At 10/2/09 05:59 AM, Gagsy wrote: Sad.

Oshi. There goes the screen.

Lucky bastard, I didn't get a fall break.

It's a fetish.

September, because of school. Yeah. Don't see that everyday.

The Serbian flag is pure bullshit. It has three colors, red, white, and blue. Seriously, Both France and America got those colors. Argh!

Hooters, cooters, tutors, computers?

E-cookie for anyone who catches the referance.

Insult me. Do it for the lulz.

Insane.

Rumor?

Turn into pixels and then disappear in a beep sound.

The cartoon network website. Back when it was still awesome. Shit was bad-ass.

Brunettes. Blacks are weird. Blonds, well, I don't trust them. They are toohot.

Bullshit. I bet it won't happen.

When I was young, I knew thousands of these jokes, now I forgot every single one.

Watch those videos of you when you were 7. That will take you a bit into the past.