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masterbate to the rating icons? Idk but that probably is the right answer

Fetus.(AHHAHHAHAH IM FUNNY)

No but seriously I think it's not a judgement on age it depends on the person. There are a lot of immature quacks on this site I'll tell you that

wow what country is this
o.o im guessing U.S
since if it was canada you'd change -13 to -40..
wait you are talking in celcius... so you might be canadian..
anyway (lol) umm if it was my school Im pretty sure any superintendants we have wouldnt spout out lies :O

This is 100% legit no shoopd.

naptime is happytime

This thread is making me hungry for ...
JUSTICE

I wake up

Glad to contribute.

My Precious.

Hey Guys. I bought this Pillow pet today and I don't know what to call it :O

So...
Give me a name and gender!
;D
*Looks like this, don't have a camera on me*

Yay Canada. We're not owned by China :D

At 12/27/10 03:25 AM, SuperGerbal wrote: Maybe the Flash Forum would be of more help to you

Maybe...

At 12/24/10 03:19 AM, Space-Whale wrote: Whatever pages I had open before I closed Opera.

Opera Ftw
Gtfo IE
Gtfo GoogleChrome
We can party mozilla, s'all gud.
If you mention safari I will bust balls

Holidays= Joy
Jfagism= Lemme convert yah real quick
/thread

First off lemme hit you with my dick
But not after i whip out my rhyme real quick
100 dollar bill in yo mommas belly button
shit eggnogs good.

+1 internets.

At 12/23/10 11:23 PM, JebbaL wrote: its a good excuse to drink some eggnog

its a good excuse to drink the tears of dieing children.
Merry Christmas!

Gunz?!? Ill show you gunz. You know what ill give you 2 tickets to the gunz show!!
HURRRGRRR

At 12/22/10 09:46 PM, HappyMango wrote:

At 12/22/10 09:31 PM, GeneralJ wrote: I get it! You guys are saying he's gay!
LOL!

nothing wrong with that...

Yes.
Yes Yes Yes

Thanks for not realizing that not everyone celebrates Xmas :[

At 12/23/10 11:42 AM, smurfofwar8 wrote: Its all to do with dimensions and quantum physics. Its very complicated and you learn about it when you grow up.

Interesting...

Some guy told me it was this...

I see you!
This trick has puzzled me for many years. How the hell do they just disappear like that wtf?

At 12/23/10 10:59 AM, Kanon wrote: *coughs* We should tell OP about the easter bunny, tooth fairy and frosty *coughs*

Yeah, tell him they still exist right?

At 12/22/10 06:09 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 12/22/10 04:39 AM, Brownish wrote:
Nothing to serious though so don't get worried.

Thanks for the reassuring words, Dr. Brownish.

No problem Pal.

At 12/22/10 04:37 AM, Space-Whale wrote:

At 12/22/10 04:35 AM, Brownish wrote: maybe too much fapping? We need more info here, guy.
Lay the juicy details on me.

I only fap MAYBE once a day. (Only?) So that can't be the problem, and I never go outside so it can't be the weather. Sorry about my lack of info, I don't know anything about what happened.

Hmm...Strange... Maybe dry scrotum skin?You should put some lotion on, if it helps, do it regularly.
If it's not that it could be an injury that might of happened and is re-triggered when you "check"
If it's not any of the above you need some medical help OP. Nothing to serious though so don't get worried.

At 12/22/10 04:33 AM, Space-Whale wrote:

At 12/22/10 04:31 AM, Narcissy wrote: Okay ... Well, unlike the rest of Newgrounds, I'm no expert in male testicles. So, can you give more information? Like, has it been happening just recently? Could be the cold weather.

I don't know much about what's happening, it's just that whenever I "check myself before I wreck myself", It starts to hurt like a BITCH under the sack.

maybe too much fapping? We need more info here, guy.
Lay the juicy details on me.

Oh my gawd...

At 12/22/10 04:28 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 12/22/10 04:26 AM, Narcissy wrote: Serious Answer: Where less tight pants?

Cock sucking, mother fucking, piece of shit! Damn me and my not checking of posts before I post.

I meant *Wear less tight pants.

Damn it.

Icy what you didn't do there..

Anyways srs answer...
If it really hearts a lot a check up might be the best answer? Don't be googlin shit because you'll end up with sheppards pie in your pants.
TrueStory.

Step 1: Tell your TMI situation to newgrounds BBS (hey you got that done!)
Step 2: Not a flying fuck was given that day
step 3:???
step 4:profit

My signature does not reflect on this thread if you are wondering

Sorry about your loss.
I'm here for you man.
I'll suck it up and let you snuggle with me.