Did someone say....paedophile?
What filth has been brought to the fore after so long? It is nothing but the same pile of miserable lies and scheming of the perverted and deviant. The immediate cleansing of such evil is demanded and I will grant the call quick justice.
By the power vested in me by an online three hour degree in criminal justice, I declare you a paedophile and award you a horrible death with a side of irony.
Btw, <3
