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Author Search Results: 'BrooklynBrett'

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Mad as Hell

Topic: Grandpa Mike!

Posted: 08/27/08 11:50 PM

Forum: General

Goddamnit. Fuck McCain. Fuck Obama.

Mike Gravel '08!!

Grandpa Mike!


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None

Topic: American Elections

Posted: 08/25/08 11:26 PM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 11:15 PM, jbown345 wrote: this belongs in the politics forum lol

If you honestly think that, you're an illiterate retard.

You belong at the kid table.


3.

None

Topic: American Elections

Posted: 08/25/08 10:51 PM

Forum: General

Guys.

I hearby relinquish my activities.

A fucking SENIOR... in HIGH SCHOOL... has something to say about me!

That guy has been through algebra II!


4.

None

Topic: American Elections

Posted: 08/25/08 10:36 PM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 10:31 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: i can't read cursive

C'est bien, buddy. The 3rd grade is forthcoming.


5.

None

Topic: American Elections

Posted: 08/25/08 10:29 PM

Forum: General

To reiterate, my opponent fucks butts.


6.

Expressionless

Topic: My Political Swan Song

Posted: 08/17/08 04:27 AM

Forum: General

Folks.

Many of you know me as that guy who cares about politics, and knows it in and out. I today present to you a cautious exit from the political scene. Brett Jensen, that guy with the political talk show, is bowing out from this arena.

Today, both Obama and McCain allowed themselves to fully display the height of their compromise. They allowed the most thoughtless, snotty, and pious contingent of America to judge them. They bared their most personal tragedies to America's finger-wagging slime. I hereby give up on both candidates.

Rick Warren. Those two words should be enough, but I have bad taste, so let me continue. This tasteless exploiter of gullible idiots decided that HIS was the forum for national politics to play out. A church, guys. Our nation's course should be debated in the most myopic place possible?

Selling books about Jesus, and getting rich off Jesus isn't enough. He invited the two men vying for our nation's helm to his awful den, and both of them accepted. The candidates aren't after your hearts. They aren't after your minds. They aren't even after your wallets. They'll just use all three of these things to get to that most important of American currency: your vote.

Exploited tonight at Rick Warren's bastardization of belief was the American spirit. In the typical masochistic Christian way, they nailed up the struggles of these two worthy men on the cross.

The awfulness of Christians is not new to me, and it isn't what I complain about. I complain that the two men set to be our President were happy to let this tragedy happen for their own gain. Obama used drugs, and McCain got a divorce. Congrats. I've done both of those things, and I'm not letting my missteps be used for my gain. They are my shame. Not so for the shameless hacks who want to be President. Let's use these things for your gain through pious misery via the vehicle of religion.

The greatness of America was not built on sniveling bastards like McCain, Obama, or Warren. I'm ashamed deeply of all of them. A military hero, a diverse agent of change, and a man of god should not be so cowardly.

Nothing good will come of this election. We'll merely pick a new goat to either adorn or scorn, depending on what happens... and yell at others that he was put there.

I'm ashamed and shocked at myself for typing this... but after watching our prospective leaders parade around tonight for the Christian sludge of this nation... I'm seriously thinking about not voting.

I'm out. Politics is the dirtiest business I know.


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None

Topic: If the devil wants us to sin...

Posted: 07/31/08 01:28 PM

Forum: General

At 7/30/08 08:33 PM, CptOwen wrote: Why doesnt he make hell more appealing? (discuss)
I mean all that torment and sorrows not gunna help is it. Get some entertainment set up, thats what i say. if its as fun as heaven the world would be sinning in no time. Anyone got any suggestions incase the big guy reads this?

Christians don't believe that the devil is in hell. They believe that the devil and bad people will be sent there LATER as punishment.


8.

None

Topic: It's British shit. Back off.

Posted: 07/31/08 01:24 PM

Forum: General

But the 'fancy people' you are having a 'jab' at would know that it should be called the Union Flag.

Theres no need to ruin an otherwise perfect joke with bad factual knowledge

They also wouldn't say "twicetimes". You don't like it. That's totally fair.
I didn't like the movie "Employee of the Month". I didn't express this by pointing out that their grocery store doesn't actually exist.


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None

Topic: It's British shit. Back off.

Posted: 07/31/08 12:01 PM

Forum: General

At 7/31/08 11:43 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote: Its only called the Union Jack if its flown from the Jackstaff of one of Her Majesty's Ships

kthnxbai

Or.

Because the whole thing is a jab at fancy people, I'll call it what I want.

Thanks for interrupting a joke with bad trivia. Try that at a party sometime.


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None

Topic: It's British shit. Back off.

Posted: 07/31/08 10:33 AM

Forum: General

From that post and your profile picture I pose this question.

Are you gay? I mean come on? The jigs up no one thinks your straight in that scarf and sure as hell now now calling yourself cute.

What jig? Wanna go out?


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None

Topic: It's British shit. Back off.

Posted: 07/31/08 10:22 AM

Forum: General

As everyone SHOULD at British humo(u)r.


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None

Topic: It's British shit. Back off.

Posted: 07/30/08 09:18 PM

Forum: General

At 7/30/08 09:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I miss having a typewriter.

I don't.

OH SHITSNAPFUCKNUNS!

That's because I have one! God, I'm cute!


13.

None

Topic: It's British shit. Back off.

Posted: 07/30/08 09:11 PM

Forum: General

You goddamn sluts.

This is British humor.

So back the fuck off. Kay?

It's British shit. Back off.


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None

Topic: Sexiest Voice Ever

Posted: 06/16/08 03:11 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 03:08 AM, RaharuHaruha wrote: Bad piano. Bad voice. At least you were right about one thing.

Your sig is cool.

Oops. Another thing I was wrong about.


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None

Topic: Sexiest Voice Ever

Posted: 06/16/08 03:06 AM

Forum: General

You are going to mock this. I predict and expect this.

However, Zooey Deschanel has the sexiest voice I've ever heard.

A one and a two now.

Sexiest Voice Ever


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None

Topic: Beck + Danger Mouse

Posted: 06/10/08 12:35 AM

Forum: General

Seriously. If Modern Guilt doesn't drop in about 15 minutes, I'm going to murder folk.

Beck + Danger Mouse


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None

Topic: J.D. Power & Associates

Posted: 05/30/08 04:15 PM

Forum: General

Can you imagine getting paid to hand out these stupid "trophies"?

J.D. Power & Associates


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None

Topic: Pinata Sex

Posted: 05/21/08 11:23 PM

Forum: General

At 5/21/08 08:16 PM, Purpin wrote: Sounds good to me.

I think I'll try it out.

Let us all see.


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None

Topic: Pinata Sex

Posted: 05/21/08 08:15 PM

Forum: General

At 5/21/08 08:11 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: But what feels better?

You'll prolly have to ask Charles Pinatafucker. I'm afraid it's been hand/girls for this cock.


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None

Topic: Pinata Sex

Posted: 05/21/08 08:08 PM

Forum: General

Your hand can hold candy.
Pinatas can hold candy.

Your hand breaks when struck by a bat.
Pinatas break when struck by a bat.

Your hand can form animal shapes.
Pinatas can form animal shapes.

You ALL have sex with your hands.

/judgment.

;-)


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None

Topic: Pinata Sex

Posted: 05/21/08 08:00 PM

Forum: General

You people ask way too many questions.


23.

Angry

Topic: Pinata Sex

Posted: 05/21/08 07:53 PM

Forum: General

Why the shaded face!!?

There is no shame in this.

Pinata fuckers of the world unite!!

Pinata Sex


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None

Topic: Cow Hunting

Posted: 05/13/08 10:56 PM

Forum: General

At 5/13/08 02:52 PM, Chris-Warburton wrote: mo-mo-mo mo momomo mo

Sorry?


25.

None

Topic: Cow Hunting

Posted: 05/13/08 02:44 PM

Forum: General

At 5/13/08 01:00 PM, sirbobsalot2 wrote: I would go but, I cant shoot very well.

If you can swing a golf club, you can go on the Beef Safari.


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None

Topic: I don't want a baby.

Posted: 04/22/08 03:21 PM

Forum: General

At 4/22/08 03:11 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: That was... just stupid. Write something funny next time and it might be worth creating a new thread for it.

Such a cutie pie.


28.

Shouting

Topic: I don't want a baby.

Posted: 04/22/08 02:40 PM

Forum: General

So I wrote to an adoption agency to tell them so.


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None

Topic: Ipecac syrup: Not for pancakes.

Posted: 04/17/08 11:31 PM

Forum: General

At 4/17/08 04:16 PM, Sekhem wrote: Ipecac Recordings is awesome.

i actually found out about them only after this. not bad, i must say.


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None

Topic: Ipecac syrup: Not for pancakes.

Posted: 04/17/08 04:16 PM

Forum: General

At 4/17/08 04:14 PM, l0vemetal wrote: Who wants chowdah?!

Alex Boorstein's voice when she said that line was HYSTERICAL.


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