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I wish monster trucks were literally monsters.

Granted, but you can't drive them and they now terrorize the Earth. Smooth move asshole.

I wish that monsters didn't exist.

I wish I were a moderator.

Granted, however no one likes you as a moderator and people literally hunt you down. They find you one day, sitting right by your computer, reading this exact same thread and then they kill you.

I wish I owned a wealthy, well run company in which I got paid bank.

I wish I had a 6 meter perfect cube of pure titanium.

Granted. It drops from a rather high altitude. It then falls down at increasing speeds until it finally reaches you, ramming into your skull and through your body before puncturing the Earth's surface. This would kill you.

I wish to be immune to any sickness/disease/etc.

I wish I was a beacon of radiant positivity and love.

Granted. Everyone loves you so much that one day, a horde of people come stampeding down a dark, narrow alley in which you are walking. When they finally reach you, the accidentally don't stop in time, trampling you and killing you in the process.

I wish for a good life

I wish I had controllable X-Ray vision.

Granted, but you can only see through male's clothing.

I wish that I could go out without being judged.

I wish I could travel to any point in time and back, as often as I wanted to.

Granted. However, every time you travel, you must murder 15 human beings as slowly and as gruesome as you can, or be raped by a single midget.

I wish for an apple.

I wish for immortality

Granted but you watch as everyone dies around you during an attack from North Korea, leaving you the only one alive.

I wish for a black man who doesn't go to jail!

Wish Granted, However instead of A Black man, Several go to jail, and bring you with them before raping you inside of a cell. Keep in mind that there are 10 black men going in with you.

I wish that I could have some perfectly healthy, no problematic pie.

or "..... But I couldn't hear her with my dick in her mouth."

".... But I couldn't hear her with her sucking my cock."

I personally listen to Hollywood Undead (not very often to tell the truth), and I enjoy a few of their songs while others.. Not so much. What I prefer and suggest you people listen to is The Black Keys and Skrillex (If you enjoy dubstep) I personally do agree they are a "scene band". By the way since you are not happy with your brother, sister and mother..... You mad.. bro? :)