Fuck off you twat.

Happy Birthday.

The first three books or so were alright, but as the pound signs kept flashing, the writing just went completely to shit. Why try when you know you're bound to sell millions of copies regardless of how good the book actually is?

Rowling is an average writer who just got extremely lucky.

At 11/25/09 03:59 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: im autistic too, though my mum did really well in curing me of it with lots of hard work, (thank you) the only thing i still have is the face-to-face social interractions...

You don't 'cure' autism...

PLEASE tell me that your topic title was intentionally ironic.

It's times like this I wish I were a mod. This thread would only be about 8 pages long if I had the power to delete all the shit that has ruined it.

He was 5 feet tall? That's hilarious! Bitten by a midget ffs.

Are you going to get all self-righteous about the fact he's sampled a random porn film without crediting it too?

Here's a crazy thought; why didn't you just vote on four flash submissions a day?

Hindsight is your friend.

Oh hai guyz.

Drill a hole and a coin slot in a cubicle in the men's room, and then just open your mouth.

I went out with a girl who was half Brazilian. She was really hot.

Therefore I disagree with the OP.

Hannah Montana.

Congratulations Sanjay & Amanda, he's lovely!

I'm writing an essay about femininity in crime fiction and using Patricia Cornwell's Kay Scarpetta as a point of reference.

I'm pretty sure the Fulps would supervise their toddler if he's ever surfing the net.

I'd wager it's because he has better grammar than you.

Turbonegro - Don't Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker

Ramirez from Skies of Arcadia. Mentalist assimilates himself into a huge entity that is nails. Blast it out of the sky with your ship and then he still comes back for another go on deck. Cheeky bastard.

Sup.

At 11/21/09 11:18 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote:

At 11/21/09 10:34 AM, BrockManson wrote: Pilgrim's Choice mature cheddar was 2 for 1 in Sainsbury's today. Result!

MATE! i got to get in on that offer, right off to the shops BRB!

Philadelphia is 2 for 1 as well!

I fucking hate Twilight.

Pilgrim's Choice mature cheddar was 2 for 1 in Sainsbury's today. Result!

At 11/21/09 10:20 AM, Leo3oproductions wrote: oh yes and here's mine (first try at photoshop so don't kill me).

Please, please, please tell me you're taking the piss.

I'm thankful for being able to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're'.

At 11/21/09 08:33 AM, greatwh1teshark wrote:

At 11/21/09 08:29 AM, Dibsy-Jr wrote: bisexual women are better than lesbians, means you can actually get in on it...

I've been with a bisexual and a lesbian, they are much harder to get with and I love a challenge, also all women have to have a man sometime.

If the op wasn't bad enough, you follow it up with this?

Go have a wank and shut the fuck up.

The proper dumplings you get with a good home-cooked stew are my favourite, although I can be partial to asian dumplings too.

Splash Mountain is so awesome!

I don't mind a bit of hair down there. A bloke going clean-shaven like that is a little weird though, and I definitely could do without the itching it would cause.

Yeah man. It's 17:16 and I've been out of bed twice. Ridiculously heavy night last night.

Most energy drinks taste vile, but I enjoy the taste of Red Bull. Not too fussed about others.

Although my favourite has to be lucozade hydro active. I like the taste of that too, and it's really helpful for when I play ice hockey.

Coffee and tea are more pleasure than energy drinks imo.