Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 4/26/09 01:50 PM, Malachy wrote: penis.

I see your bid and raise you a cock.

....if you like lying to yourself.

If that doesn't sound like your particular brand of vodka, then you have to face the music.

"Yee shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free." -Jesus

Now, whether Jesus was actually God's son or not, that's debatable, but he said of somethings that actually make sense. This is one of them.

Despite what you are in this world, you should always see the truth as your way out.

YAY YAY YAY!

CSI MOVIE!
But hopefully, it'll crossover with the other two.

No matter what the situation is, the same moral keeps coming on back. Ignorance is bliss.

Now, I'm not condemning you for this idea, but it's just illogical. We've known Trans Fat been dangerous, yet the reason we aren't doing anything is too many people eat it without knowing it. It's their fault, but many won't change. It's not that big of a deal, and people could care otherwise.

And this isn't even the biggest problem with food. If you were really concerned you should be petitioning GMOs, because that's a bigger deal.

Besides, it's a consumer's choice. You can't stop a buyer from what he/she wants to buy. Hell, before we ban trans fats we should ban coffee. Caffeine's a drug, no different that any other.

Finding the data for the next presumption is a bit difficult, so once I'll find proof I'll post it.

So what the government's saying is that they don't want people's money? This is a first. In California, at least, lottery's run by the government. And who buys the most tickets? Lower class people, so if people want to spend their money and give it to you, where's the problem?

You can't force a citizen of legal age not the buy something regardless of current income. Not only is that bad business, that's violating personal rights.

Well, considering where Hick's is coming from, it's a logical step. Prove who you say you are,and you can do whatever. Also prevents identity thefts from happening as well.

However, this doesn't identity thefts that have already happened either, and you can't force everyone to have an id.

So, for now, let's just avoid this altogether. The system works, we don't need to mess it up.

No matter how bad or campy the X-Men movie's going to be, I think I'll go just because I want to see how Ryan Reynolds handles Deadpool.

I really hope it goes off well, I want a Deadpool spin off.

At 4/23/09 01:55 AM, fli wrote: Although, I've have a great idea for a flash fiction...
a guy who ejaculates during a prostate exam.

You know, that sounds kind of like that Scrubs episode....

This one.

At 4/22/09 07:36 PM, stafffighter wrote: I know I'm bowing to the steriotype here but I'm really not picturing this to be a party crowd.

Yeah.

I'm considered the fun-loving crazy guy in the office.

You hit the nail on the head.

At 4/22/09 07:15 PM, stafffighter wrote: Well they say that presenting a professional aire even in casual circumstances is a good way to get ahead. But considering that you're already the Doogie Houser of law, and thus unlikely to get that refrence, you might have a problem.

No, I get that reference. NPH, right?

But still, everyone's like "Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Way to ruin the fun."

Today, for some odd reason, was casual at the office.

I came wearing a three piece suit.

Maybe I do need help.

At 4/21/09 09:25 PM, Malachy wrote: Obviously you guys are totally ignoring the most frightening of disasters...

No way. This is more frightening.

Kids, you may want to close your eyes.

At 4/21/09 09:11 PM, SevenSeize wrote: We're turning to Proteas for all of our knife needs. lol

Yes. And this is very scary, and considering I took off a good chunk of my finger the other week due to a knife, I'm going to leave now....

*breaks into a run*

At 4/21/09 08:07 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Days like today, I think "Global warming, my ass" but it looks like this weekend we'll have a string of hot days. Think I'll go hiking up the bluff again and try not to strain myself.

Today is weird. It's sunshiny, then it absolutely pours rain, it's sunshiny, then extremely windy, and then decides to hail. What makes this especially weird is there are no storms around, so why hail?

Who knows.

Weird thing is supposedly by Friday we're going to have thunderstorms. It's really quite odd.

Jesus, Al Gore was right.

Man, it's hot in SF. 90 something yesterday, and 80 today.

This is considering it's usually like 50-60.

At 4/20/09 10:57 PM, Rig wrote: Even so, that's a whole lotta wall.

*Insert witty Led Zeppelin Pun*

Yeah. Pretty big now.

Next thing they'll say is another discovery of a pyramid. Amazing stuff around the world.

Well, after a few days of food and water....finally I'm somewhat back to normal.

Turns out the pharmacy gave me the wrong refill, and instead of one type they gave me another, but of higher dosage.

So, basically, for the past weekend, I was high.

Fun.

Now, everything's better, and things aren't spinning anymore.

Probably in a casino, playing craps.

Because dice are awesome.

Puns are fun.

At 4/19/09 08:56 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Oh, and it's a really good thing posting while intoxicated isn't a bannable offense here, because what the fuck crazy strong margaritas at Uncle Julio's. I only had two, and I am FLYING. Which is a little freaky for someone who will have four or five whiskeys and barely have a buzz.

Tequila is a different beast, though, so maybe that's it.

Whoooooooaaaaaa.

Excuse me Miss, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the lounge.

Anyways, I know how you feel, except I'm on heavy meds.

Which explains why the humor is currently out of whack.

People who have the need to find out what pisses other people off. Seriously, I don't care. It can vary day to day, so why ask?

You know, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on....

At 4/18/09 07:26 PM, stafffighter wrote: It was classic misdirection. Bad guy buys up a bunch of water and oil, securing himself as a superpower with the water while the existing powers fight over the oil. This underlays the moral ambiquity that is world espionage played along side the more directly heroic actions of the main character.

Which equals this:

Blah blah blah lame plot lamer than regular James Bond.

Seriously, this was terrible than Die Another Day. And that one had Madonna in it. That's sad. Luckily for us, the acting by Craig and Judi Dench was superb.

What was the other one?

Come on stafff, you should know.

No matter how many times I watch it, Quantum of Solace still stinks.

Seriously. Where was the plot?

Gers......that's 2 bad movies.

Hopefully Star Trek will be good.....

And my head STILL isn't screwed on straight.

I'm seriously considering seeing a doctor.

Ugh...

I really hate going on new meds....

Really light headed right now...which means FUN.

Hooray.

But sadly, no Sam Jackson.

Article.

Life imitating art now, hm?

At 4/16/09 01:43 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Come in and get drunk!

And/or see tits.

But we won't tell you who's they are.

Got new wooden floors put in. Sweet.

However, hurt ankle trying to do Tom Cruise impression from Risky Business.

Ouch.

Got a few.

Bittersweet Symphony -The Verve (Awesome string intro)
Won't Get Fooled Again (The Who. Nuff said.)
Clocks-Coldplay (one of the best piano parts in all rock)

Listen to Bittersweet Symphony by the Verve, then listen to Viva La Vida.

There's something oddly strange and familiar here.
1) Bands are about the same age.
2) Both songs begin with a string line.
3) Both songs sing about the cruelty of life.
4) Same build-up to chorus, that is, very similar verses.

Am I just crazy or does it seem like Coldplay's ripping off of the Verve?

At 4/14/09 08:40 PM, stafffighter wrote: I guess 90 minutes of "I'M SELF INDULGENT AND I LOOK LIKE EMINEM" Would still be better than Punisher: War zone.

The Killer. THE KILLER.

That's awesome. Plus, no Morgan Freemen. The best part.