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At 5/20/09 01:56 AM, Tancrisism wrote: After, of course, a thirty mile run wearing nothing but a rubber glove over your penis, which you must keep erect the entire time. Naturally.

WHAT?!

COME ON! YOU CHANGED IT? FUCK!

That's so easy. Fuck, I had to go in the circle of the rest of the naked regulars, then get to Shatner's house by turtle, tell him to stop doing shity acting in Boston Legal, go to a Burger King and order a Big Mac, all under 5 minutes.

Frickin Dicks.

ANYWAYS

Has anyone else seen the Motherlover video? I don't know, I think SNL pushed the envelope a bit too much there...

Eh....maybe I'll do this one. We'll see how time works itself out.

BTW gum, would noir count as a genre? Can you get away with touches of it?

SPEAKING ON THE THE TOPIC OF FEARS

Does anyone else besides me have an intense fear of music on theater? I really can't put up with it. If it's on a CD or an mp3 file I'm fine, but if I see it live I can't stand it.

At 5/18/09 10:05 PM, homor wrote:

At 5/18/09 09:47 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: If a vice president can get away shooting a guy in the face,

oh shut the fuck up, these two situations aren't at all alike.

Dick Cheney never tried to cover up the fact that he shot a guy in the face. he never called the people who reported on it liars. he didn't manage to cover it up for years and then it called out on it after he protested against gun violence.

ITS NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING.

Uh, yes it is, or did you not see my first post in this thread?

A scandal in the White House? OH MY GOD. STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! THIS IS BIG NEWS?

No it isn't. The fact that we'll probably never know the full truth shows that this will get covered up, amoug other things. It happens every administration.

I'm also saying, if we have an unpopular vice president, who shoots a guy in the face and the liberal media doesn't crucify him, then a lying politician is nothing new. The liberal media will pass it over. Some other more critical issue will happen, and Pelosi gets a free pass. It happens.

Clowns are always an interesting fear to have to me, because it can go either way. Unlike other fears, which are usually logical, the fear of clowns seems almost illogical. But that's just me.

At 5/18/09 09:07 PM, homor wrote: Nancy Pelosi is caught up in a web of her own lies.

if shes loses her speaker seat i say good riddance.
i'm more than happy to see that stupid whore go.

Let's put it this way.

If a vice president can get away shooting a guy in the face, than a lying speaker is nothing compared.

Nothing big is going to happen. This'll pass over. Business as usual.

At 5/18/09 01:13 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Soul patches are far cooler.

Thank you. Soul patches are the gods of facial hair.

Howie Mandel anyone?

I think it's a deal...

At 5/18/09 01:28 AM, fli wrote: Thanks for submitting, and I hope my comments have been at least a tiny bit helpful.
Sincerely,

Joe FitzPatrick
Submissions Staff

Oh, that's too bad. Shame. Well, you got some more freeback on it, guess that's never a bad thing.

At 5/18/09 01:30 AM, fatape wrote:

Or, let's put it this way, would you like to raise a child for the next 18 years? Pay for everything, including schooling, food, etc. by yourself while your spouse is nonexistent?

would you like to make one mistake when your 16 , get some girl pregnet and let it ruin your entire life becuase of that one mistake. Meanwhile that girl had a choice in matter , and you didn't.

Accept transfer file? Yes. File transferring. Filed Transfered. File: stillmissingthepoint.jpeg

Look, let's cut the crap. Let's get to what you really want to say. A TL;DR version.

You basically want to fuck a girl anytime, leave, and if she comes back wanting child support for your child you can slam the door in her face and tell fuck off. That's it right? That's what you are basically saying, is it not?

Well then my friend, you are thinking with your dick, and not your brain. If you have sex with a girl at 16 then you're still using your dick to think and not your brain. You know what's the most effective way of not getting pregnant? 100% chance she won't have a baby? Abstinese. No sex at all. Zip. Nana. Zero. No way Jose. No chance Lance. Nugatory. Zilch. Un ah, and my personal favorite, man falling off the cliff "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "

If you don't want a baby, don't have sex period. There is always a risk if you do. So if you don't want to fork out that dough, than think with your brain, and not your dick.

Literally.

Some time in the new future, set aside a day and just walk. No music, no friends, nothing to distract you. Just you and yourself. Doesn't matter where, could be a city, could be the woods, where ever.

For once, use all your senses. See the world for what is it. Hear everything around you, from that bird in the tree to the complete silence to the reeving of a car. Smell the oak tree or the cigarette in the air. Taste the atmosphere on the tip of you tongue. Feel the warmth (or bitter cold) on your face.

If there are people around, observe them. See what you can assume from watching them. If there isn't, look for a tree or a car. Observe. Or, close your eyes, loose a sense. See what you can do with the remaining ones.

Just take a day off and get away from it all. I guarantee you'll come back a better person than when you started.

At 5/17/09 04:17 AM, jrayteam6 wrote: I think you guys are missing the point that she's the SPEAKER and is lying. This is the beginning of the fumbling democratic control.

Really? Because I seriously doubt it.

What's going to happen is this will all blow over, like the Wire-Tapping. Nothing big is going to happen. As pointed out earlier, it's corrupt government. Business as usual.

At 5/17/09 02:23 PM, dySWN wrote: I'm sorry, but IMHO part of being a mature man is taking responsibility for the consequences of your own actions. Guys who don't bother to stick around to take care of their children give the rest of us a bad name.

Exactly. Guys need to think with their brains first, and not their dicks.

Or, let's put it this way, would you like to raise a child for the next 18 years? Pay for everything, including schooling, food, etc. by yourself while your spouse is nonexistent?

At 5/17/09 10:31 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I was impressed that he managed to not scream at them, I frankly would have. But they were in India, so they probably don't much care that some guy in Northern Virginia is frustrated as hell.

See also: WINDOWS DOES NOT LIKE YOU.

I personally waiting for virtualization to start because what I hear from my father who works in it, it's a better and more efficient way of running a computer without using windows.

Well, the way I look at it, solider's not a great job. Now, if there are people willing to do it and risk their lives for their country, then why stop it?

You begin to personify the school around you. You'll seem like a complete jerk, but no one will say anything because they know they'll only be attacked back.

Remember Mal awhile back we were arguing about tall people?

Well, will you look at this.

At 5/17/09 12:13 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: We have other options, but we just write them off and don't consider them, some of us think it's "the lesser of two evils" and we feed the cycle.

The only problem is, Red Sox are WAYYYYY better than the Yankees, and they don't have as many steroid users. Plus, Yankees are Bankees. Enough said. :-P

Well, seriously, for every point, there has to be an opposing point. There is no one idea that everyone can agree on. That's a fact. What's going on here is just a larger scale version of a modern day disagreement where no one is correct, or they don't want to admit they are wrong.

WOWOWOWOWOWOW

I am BLOWN away by Star Trek. That was awesome. Chris Pine though reminds me of a Matt Damon or Brad Pitt type.

Went down today and picked up Mark Millar's Red Son.

I didn't know Russia was warm enough for Lois Lane to walk around in just a dress in the middle of winter.

"The shooter may miss, but the bullet doesn't discriminate."

Wow....

they actually got quite a few people on to do the season finale of 30 rock....

and Elvis costello was great.

Does anyone else besides me see the irony in this?

Republicans are going after her, right? And they're saying she knew, yet she didn't do anything about it.

1) They're admitting torture is wrong. These are Republicans. Wait a sec.
2) They're questioning her for not doing the mortally right thing. Sorry, didn't the vice president also know and yet he didn't say a word?
3) They're saying she's lying about how the CIA not being fully honest with her. So the CIA always has to tell the whole truth? Because I recall a time when the CIA wasn't, and they thought Iraq had WMD, only not to have any.

Obama's got the right idea. Just press onward, and move on toward the future.

You know you've done something right if you are working your dream job.

Especially when it's yelling the fuck out of your opponents and doing the right.

Plus the money. That's why I glad I'm working as a lawyer. Though I can't wait to become a defense Attorney.

At 5/14/09 08:43 PM, Elder wrote:

At 5/14/09 08:26 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Create a politics club.

Haha, I currently attend public school. If you asked them for some water, they'd get back to you 30 years later. They don't give a damn about one boy's wishes, especially if it "interferes with schedule." And afterschool, no teacher is willing to give up their time.

I'm actually surprised. I would think your school, despite being a public one, would at least have a speech team, if not a debate club. Even though it's not the same, it's pretty close.

Or, when you're on here, check out the politics forums. Great way to debate in your free time.

At 5/14/09 08:15 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Canada is ausom.

He is a Canadian on the inside.

WE SHOULD NOT TRUST WHAT HE SAYS.

At 5/14/09 08:09 PM, kelvang93 wrote: I believe it to be part psychological part genetics
its not a natural part of nature since humans are the only species to have homosexuality and I know someones going to read this and think "well I've seen 2 male cats/dogs do it" thats not from homosexuality thats humping to show dominance most animals do that.

Sorry, buddy, but there are homosexual animals as well.

Like the chimpanzee. Or dolphins. Or 1,500 species of animals.

It happens sometimes in animals, why would it be different for humans?

At 5/14/09 09:25 AM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 5/13/09 08:21 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: On the other hand, I feel your pain stafff. They're forever calling me in.

;;;
I'm rh O-neg blood type... I finally told them to lose my number, or I wouldn't ever come in again.

Neg-o?

Wow. That's pretty rare, I thought I would be the only one here with that type........

Wait, when you guys go in, they take your blood with a needle? I thought everyone got a gun and a bucket.

Joking

On the other hand, I feel your pain stafff. They're forever calling me in.

At 5/13/09 07:36 PM, aninjaman wrote: How about this.
What is the OP contributing to society? We could totally eat him.

No. He's a clown. He'll taste funny.

A thank you.

But really, are anyone of us contributing to society by sitting on our asses debating over such? we should just eat ourselves.

At 5/12/09 11:48 PM, Ozcar wrote: I'd think twice about it...

You actually believe Naruto is popular in Japan? It's consider a piece of shit.
In the month I was in Tokyo, I did not see 1 cosplayer of Naruto.
When I say randomness, I mean really random stuff. Like shirts with English that doesn't make sense.