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Response to: dr death is dead, rip kevorkian Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

At 6/3/11 07:37 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I didn't even know he was still alive haha.

This. I thought he had passed on awhile ago.

Still, despite all the controversies, his intentions were pure, and you can't fault him for that. Rest in peace.

Response to: EU to ban cars from cities by 2050 Posted June 5th, 2011 in Politics

At 6/5/11 11:14 AM, orangebomb wrote: Of course, most Europeans don't really drive as much as Americans do, and their cities are much more tightly packed in than ours, so I would think that they would come up with tax breaks and incentives for electric cars or creating more public transportation like trains, monorails and the like, before they outright go for the jugular on this situation.

Personally, I was hoping for the Vatican to outright ban cars and make everybody ride mopeds with no helmets. Even the Pope. Instead of the Popemoblie, it'll be the Popeped.

But in seriousness, you're right. Plus, you have to remember, a lot of European cars are smaller than American cars as well, so the idea of less cars isn't a huge difference.

Response to: Do you drink water?? Posted June 4th, 2011 in General

At 6/4/11 09:42 PM, Cobalt wrote: As much as possible, though not as much as I probably should, at least in its "pure" form. But if I had 8 glasses a day I would be peeing constantly.

That's actually a good thing if you're peeing constantly; you're liver's working great if that happens. Liver let die!

Response to: Any Mythical Weapon you want? Posted June 4th, 2011 in General

Vera.

Because Jayne always has the right idea.

"Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun... This is the best gun made by man. It has *extreme* sentimental value... I Call Her Vera"

Any Mythical Weapon you want?

Response to: W.. What? Posted June 4th, 2011 in Writing

At 6/4/11 08:41 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: But my friend, we don't go anywhere. That is the end. We die. We end, and that is the point. We are born and we think, and we live and breath and go through stages of life, and eventually when time and consequence takes it's toll, we cease to go anywhere at all.

If you wanted to discuss about the content of your piece and not the actual literal aspect of it, I'm pretty sure this is not the forum to do so. My criticism was about the latter, while you obviously want to talk about the former. If that's the case, then you're probably better off discussing this in the general forum.

Response to: Die Hard 5 Posted June 4th, 2011 in General

I want him to fight Indiana Jones so that the two of them can make as many "I'm old and I don't have to put up with this crap" jokes as possible.

Response to: Characters you Hate. Posted June 4th, 2011 in General

Jesse Porter- Burn Notice
Seriously, this guy's a negative Nancy. And, on top of that, an all around douche. I have no idea why the writers put him in.

Leonard McCoy-Star Trek
He's dead Jim-Enough said.

Everybody on American Idol
No Simon=No fun

Response to: Window to Heaven Posted June 4th, 2011 in Writing

You really need to work on your sentence structure. The opening line "It was a quite a bland neighborhood, where I lived" does not read well and thus puts the reader off for the entire piece. You do it again several times throughout the story, so fix those.

Second, make paragraphs. Clumping the entire story together makes it seem weaker and there's no time for the reader to breathe. Thus, you get a wall of text, something every write wants to avoid.

Lastly, work on the execution. It's a good concept, but not well executed. The tension is nonexistent. You need to build up the story better.

Response to: Is college a good investment? Posted June 4th, 2011 in Politics

At 6/4/11 03:46 PM, Camarohusky wrote: I have to disagree with this. Savvy employers see the difference between a DeVry degree and a regular degree.

You're assuming that everybody's a savvy employer. That's not true. College degrees, for the most part, influence your first job. That's about it. 10 years later, no one really cares what college you went to.

Look at it this way: The first job interview will care if you went to a State University opposed to say Northeastern. Your next professional interviewer probably won't care as much. Why wouldn't it be different with an online degree? Companies are looking for proven workers, not whether or not mommy and daddy could put you through an Ivy League.

Response to: Soldier fights off 30 Taliban solo! Posted June 4th, 2011 in General

In later news, Michael Bay wants to buy the rights to this guy's story, except now he'll be played by a smooth talking Will Smith and it'll be giant robots, not the Taliban.

BAYPOLSION
Response to: you are now quentin tarantino Posted June 4th, 2011 in General

At 6/4/11 02:57 PM, willingtokill wrote: He plays one of the vampires in from dusk till dawn.

He probably influenced the scene.

He actually wrote the script (Surprise surprise)

I always thought it was the heroin that Vincent had later.

Response to: Sticking around for multiple movies Posted June 4th, 2011 in General

Yeah, several times. Is it morally wrong? Probably. But considering how much they're charging for food and drinks, I'd say they're breaking even on their profit margins. After all, they're not losing if you don't buy a ticket. They're only profiting when you do, so to them, it really doesn't matter that much.

Response to: Is college a good investment? Posted June 4th, 2011 in Politics

I agree with Camarohusky on this. A problem with your argument is that it assumes a constant rate of college educated work force, which isn't happening. As more and more online programs become available, the worth of a BA decreases tremendously. Furthermore, especially in law school and past in the legal field, there are people who are being paid less than 50% from their piers, some of whom (like myself) have only been there maybe 5 years longer than them.

On the flip side, best major to go into as an undergrad? Petroleum Engineering. HAH

Response to: This pun is terrible, don't click Posted June 4th, 2011 in General

Pun spelled backwards is nup.

And a nup is a nup.

Thank you, I'll be here all night.
Response to: Losing track of time Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

At 6/3/11 09:52 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Have this ever happened to you?

All the time. It typically happens when I'm online.

Wait, is it Friday already?

Response to: Sci-Fi writing? Posted June 3rd, 2011 in Writing

I think it mainly has to due with the fact that everybody's expectation for Sci-Fi is pretty standard. Whether it would be Star Wars, Star Trek, or even Battleship Troopers, Sci-Fi for the most part has become almost cliche. There really isn't anything new to add to it, so when somebody does write a Sci-Fi piece, it feels like a ripoff of some other well established universe.

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted June 3rd, 2011 in Politics

At 6/3/11 09:16 PM, Proteas wrote: the funniest part of the joke? the idea that Wal-Mart associates would actually give a shit.

I thought the funny part was the fact that Wal-Mart even let a blind person in.

Response to: Middle East peace solution? Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

How about this for Israel? It's called a time-share......

Response to: All oceans are now land. Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

Sweet. I can be Kevin Costner with a receding hairline.

Response to: Rebecca Black has met her match Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

At 6/3/11 04:47 AM, Coop wrote: There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Except when it has to do with your penis. WHOOPSIE

Response to: W.B.C. counter-protested by... Posted June 2nd, 2011 in Politics

I agree with what Mal said. KKK may be racist, bigoted, and whatnot, but at least they respect the country. The WBC, on the other hand, does not. So, to see these two groups clash isn't that surprising.

Though, on the flip side, I hope maybe both of them make each other disappear.

Response to: Beck, King Of Syria = Sanfransisco Posted June 2nd, 2011 in General

At 6/2/11 07:11 PM, Warforger wrote: Of course GB doesn't know that......

But wait, logic is a socialist plot to brainwash our children!

IT'S A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY!!!!!

Response to: Gay pride. I don't get it. Posted June 2nd, 2011 in General

At 6/2/11 12:06 PM, Danopus wrote: Straight pride.

Which will get you as far as saying "White pride."

Yeah, it really doesn't work.

To OP: If you don't like it, you don't have to watch. It'd be like me complaining about NASCAR. No one's forcing you to watch.

Response to: When I Kill A Spider Posted June 2nd, 2011 in General

Spiders are nasty. That's why I feed them to my fish.

Response to: Overrated games, Your opinions Posted June 2nd, 2011 in Video Games

At 6/2/11 09:54 AM, POTaTOS wrote: AC: Brotherhood. It's a great game, but I feel that the controls are just.... too advanced.

It's the exact same control scheme as the other 2 games................

Response to: Jetpack Could Come To Market Soon Posted June 2nd, 2011 in General

Why not just get the Jetpack App?

It's a hell of a lot cheaper.

Response to: Drinking vodka straight Posted June 1st, 2011 in General

How else are you supposed to drink vodka? However, I'm a scotch person myself.

Response to: Cliques, Social Groups Posted June 1st, 2011 in General

The liberal Alex B. Keaton.

Response to: The two cash cab hosts are the same Posted June 1st, 2011 in General

At 6/1/11 07:55 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote: I don't see a resem...
Ohhhh now I do.

You know, surprisingly, the first picture posted now just looks creepy. I can't unsee it.

Response to: Why are your hands feminine? Posted June 1st, 2011 in General

At 6/1/11 03:53 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: You're not man enough to do it, I understand.

Agreed. Imagine a real man's rugged hands giving you a handjob.

Now that's what I call sexual pleasure.