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Topic: I accidentally all marriages

Posted: 11/25/09 01:09 AM

Forum: Politics

Is anybody surprised?

Seriously, how did we see this one coming?


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Topic: Obama sends an additional 20k troop

Posted: 11/24/09 06:38 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/24/09 06:25 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Source. Now.

More like 35000, but more or less correct on the principle.


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/23/09 12:37 AM

Forum: Politics

At 11/22/09 09:47 PM, Proteas wrote: What? Y'all act like you've never seen a giant single celled amoeba monster the size of Wal-Mart before.

No, it's just, well, to put it in polite terms, you.

That's why you're special. In your own way.


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/22/09 07:23 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/22/09 07:13 PM, stafffighter wrote: The movie or your joke? I was torn about seeing it an ultimatly decided not to.

It's about the movie, but it's ok. It was probably for the best you didn't decide.

Also, I didn't care for mission impossible three. Mind you that came out in the wtf happened to Tom Cruise era.

Exactly. But PSH was still good in it, despite Cruise being completely wacky.


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/22/09 03:38 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/22/09 03:34 PM, Proteas wrote: Is it even possible for him to make a bad movie?

I seriously doubt that.

Get it? Doubt? Eh....., that was bad.

But the thing is, it's a variety of different roles. He doesn't play the same character, nor is it the same genre. That, to me, is the amazing part.


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/22/09 03:10 PM

Forum: Politics

Came back from watching Pirate Radio, or outside the US The Boat that Rocked.

Awesome movie about the 60s rock, but some of the songs didn't come out till the 70s. Whoops :P

Though, to date now I haven't seen a bad Phillip Seymour Hoffman film.


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Topic: The Obama Bow In China! Argh!

Posted: 11/21/09 06:32 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/21/09 01:37 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I really don't understand how you didn't see this coming.
I mean, the guy had giant approval rates outside of the US! COINCIDENCE? I don't think so. He had obviously a secret devil pact (being a muslim, it's not surprising) with the rest of the world. If he got help in the campaign, then he would bankrupt the US with useless fiscal stimulus and give the only valuable things left to the foreigners.
The pic of him bowing to the Chinese Imperial Dictator is just the beginning.

You know, this sounds like the 2nd Chapter of Barock the Vote: The Movie.

I should recruit you to help write the script.

The bowing can be the tip off to the rest of the country that the President isn't what it seems. (In the movie of course)


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Topic: Mwc9 : Oct : Punkoween : Talk

Posted: 11/21/09 06:30 PM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 06:18 PM, TheReno wrote: I guess everyone quit x3

Well, probably with Thanksgiving coming up, people are rushing to get stuff done before the holidays, so IRL stuff comes first, you know?

I'm still going through all the entries myself.


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/18/09 10:18 PM

Forum: Politics

Apparently, I have a new daily quota I have to make.

And that quota is to be sarcastic for at least an hour.

Otherwise my coworkers get worried.


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Topic: The Obama Bow In China! Argh!

Posted: 11/18/09 08:04 PM

Forum: Politics

You know, Obama should of pulled a Karate Kid.

SWEEP THE LEGS JOHNNY

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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/15/09 01:27 AM

Forum: Politics

The Lounge: Now with more Dogs, Copyright Laws and Military!

FUN

Speaking of Sesame Street, I saw this the other day and laughed.

Hard. It was a good chuckle.

- The Regulars Lounge Thread -


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/12/09 08:56 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/12/09 01:28 PM, Proteas wrote: It is 57F/13C here with a nice 12mph wind from the Northeast, perfect weather for shorts.... in NOVEMBER!!! HA HA HA HA!!!

Hi guys, it's 63 F here in SF........FOR A FOGGY CITY

Suck on that

Also, why is it Cadillac chooses the most annoying songs for background music?


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/09/09 01:17 AM

Forum: Politics

At 11/9/09 01:12 AM, JoS wrote: My upload speed is 0.01 mgb. I cant do anything.

You'd probably be able to read War and Peace before even a site like Yahoo loads with that rate.

What's with the tortoise connection?


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Topic: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Posted: 11/09/09 12:34 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Level 20.

Man, that one took forever to get for some reason......


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Topic: Mwc9 : Oct : Punkoween : Talk

Posted: 11/08/09 07:22 PM

Forum: General

If nobody minds could someone review mine? It'd be much appreciated.

I'll start reading and reviewing others, if you want more feedback.


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Topic: Disturbing Reading Material.

Posted: 11/08/09 01:33 PM

Forum: General

What's good is American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis.

The thing about it is the pacing of the book, because it goes 0 to 60 then back to 0 in a matter of paragraph, or even in some cases sentences.

But overall, very good book, but very disturbing.


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/07/09 05:29 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/7/09 05:20 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Here you go, folks, my new pupdog.

Congratulations! I'm glad that dog has found a happy home.

Now comes the fun part, training it......


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Topic: I need a coat..

Posted: 11/07/09 05:27 PM

Forum: General

Oh, and technically speaking, that's not a trench coat.

Trench coats would have shoulder vents, a belt, and lapels. The only trench coat being sold in the world today is Burberry, which is made in England and really expensive.


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Topic: I need a coat..

Posted: 11/07/09 05:23 PM

Forum: General

If it's on Ebay, then no, you shouldn't buy it.

What I suggest is if you really want a nice coat like that, you need to go to the store.

MY GAWD, A FASHION STORE?

Yes, that's right. A good place if you have them is Nordstroms, or if you're cheap, Nordstrom's Rack.

But, whatever you do, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT BUY FROM EBAY.


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Topic: There's a lot of laws

Posted: 11/05/09 11:25 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/5/09 03:23 AM, awkward-silence wrote: My favorite consumer protection law: In Michigan it is illegal to paint a sparrow and sell it as a parakeet.
In anarchy, there is no telling how many painted sparrows I might have.

But you'll get fake parakeet insurance and still lose money!

In seriousness though, you can't have a market. It's simply not possible, and this is one of the many proofs.


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Topic: Mwc9 : Oct : Punkoween : Talk

Posted: 11/05/09 09:20 PM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 08:47 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: WritersBlock had a great idea for a contest even though I haven't found the time to respond to him yet. But I'm worried about committing myself to another contest. What we could do, maybe is just have a year end contest and make it extend up till the first of next year since you've already lost a week in Nov.

I'm in support of this. Besides, with the holidays, I think a few of us would like some extra time because of IRL activities (GASP, REAL LIFE?).


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/05/09 09:17 PM

Forum: Politics

Sesame Street has been on for 40 years.

All of a sudden I feel old.

SCARY


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/03/09 08:52 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/3/09 08:34 PM, stafffighter wrote: I took his statment as an attack on soy in general. If this was a mistake I apologize. Bacon Bits are also soy, aren't they?

As an Agent of the BCA (Bacon Copyright Association) I'm afraid that information has not released to the public and never will be.

Now if you'll come with me, we have to question you about where you got this information...........


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Topic: Mwc9 : Oct : Punkoween : Talk

Posted: 11/02/09 09:16 PM

Forum: General

At 11/2/09 09:09 PM, pkfan2004 wrote: ....that is an /amazing/ way to clear things up for me. Thanks much.

Also, if you want feedback, you should do what others have done, and that's to critique others.

Kind of a you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours type thing.


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/02/09 09:12 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/2/09 08:53 PM, Malachy wrote: oh god, the belt and arm things are what I imagine will happen if Steampunk apparel shows up in hot topic

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSH!

If you don't say it, it won't happen...........


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Topic: ITT: Elfer fix yo' life

Posted: 11/02/09 08:03 PM

Forum: General

I tried to be more obvious with my sarcasm, but it didn't work. So how can I make the world smarter?

Also, why is it socks disappear in the dryer? I swear I lost 1 every time I do laundry.


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Topic: - The Regulars Lounge Thread -

Posted: 11/02/09 06:51 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/2/09 06:24 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: 6,845 minutes until puppytime.

Someone excited?

Or incredibility anxious?

Or a combination of both plus boredom and a calculator?


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Topic: Why I support wiretapping.

Posted: 11/02/09 03:18 PM

Forum: Politics

At 11/2/09 03:10 PM, RightWingGamer wrote: look, what's worse:
some dude in the fbi hearing you talk to your significant other and forgetting it soon after;
or a relapse of the 9/11 attacks.

First, let's make sure the government listens to itself and it's agencies before they claim they're doing it "for the benefit of the country."

Especially with 9/11.

*COUGH COUGH*

*COUGH*


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Topic: Mwc9 : Oct : Punkoween : Talk

Posted: 11/01/09 10:09 PM

Forum: General

There we go, all done.

And that's an epic. Barely got under the word limit there, but it works.

Also, try to spot the ironies in it ;)


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Topic: Mwc9 : Oct : Punkoween : Entries

Posted: 11/01/09 10:07 PM

Forum: General

Major Tom
Part 4
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Evelyn is scared out of her wits. She realizes she needs to go warn the town about this Major Tom. She doesn't know who he is or what he does, but he needs to be at least questioned. By now the clouds have covered the sky, making the desert almost pitch black. Evelyn finds a lantern in the house, lights it, and finds her horse outside. She rides quickly back to town.

A warm wind blows through the desert. It's not the normal type of wind, Evelyn notes. This isn't right. The wind puts out the flame in her lantern. It's now too dark to travel on horseback, so she dismounts and begins to walk with the horse. Evelyn's eyes quickly adjust to the darkness and she prepares herself for whatever comes next.

The horse somehow gets scared itself, and before Evelyn realizes it, runs off. A wave of darkness far away begins to move closer to her, blacking out the distance. Evelyn begins to run, but the darkness is quicker. Somehow, though, she manages to get back to her office where she turns on all her lights, even though her deputy is there. "What's going on here?" he asks.

"I think there's something out there" she replies.

"I don't think so, but that's weird. Speaking of which, I got those files you wanted. Put in a request over the telegram. Army sent a speedboat through Panama. Made it here less than 8 hours. Here you go. Or would you rather have me tell you the surprise?"

"Let me guess. Major Tom isn't what he is to be."

"Well, yes and no. Major Tom does exist, except he isn't the man you met. He was the one supposed to be on that train. But wait! It gets better. Before he was on the train he did serve under Sherman, and in Atlanta he found a gun. He decided to keep the gun, which his superiors did because it was a spoil of the battle. Turns out that the Harris's name was on the gun, or at least an ancestor. Robert was going to buy the gun off of Major Tom. They had already signed a deal. Reynolds was on his way here to sell it."

"Then who was the Major Tom I met?"

"No idea. Maybe a rival collector?"

"Then what about the train?
"
"Lost me there. No idea. How'd it go at Harris's place?"

"Harris and his butler are dead. Well, at least the butler. But based off the amount of blood I saw, Harris has to be dead."

"WHOA! What happened?"

"Don't know. Butler let me in, went to the study, walls splattered with blood. It said creepy things. Shot rang out; butler took one to the forehead. Perfect shot. Blood was also used to write something."

"Creepy."

"I freaked and came back here for backup. The darkness in the distance seemed to follow me."

"Now you're creeping ME out. There's nothing out there though. See?" He opens the window.

"Wait, don't do that-" but it's too late. The deputy is whisked out the window by the oncoming darkness. Evelyn whips out her gun and empties her clip into the darkness. But, like the doomed men on the train, nothing happens. She runs and closes the window, but the darkness has already begun to take over the boiling system and the lights go out.

Evelyn sees that the lights in Leroy's Bar are on, and figuring that there's safety in numbers jolts to the bar. However, the darkness is like blanket of fog; Evelyn fights her way through the fog, heart pounding with every second, growing louder and louder. She cries for help but alas, no one comes. She knows better to fire at it, since there is nothing there.

She finally makes it to the bar. She opens the door and runs to the counter, blurting out words that make no sense. She realizes she is the only person in the bar. It is completely empty. Yet there are drinks on the table, where people should be. The piano is playing the sad ballad heard earlier. Major Tom sits in the corner, humming along. "You know," he says. "This is a great song. Too bad it's true."

"Who.....who are you? You're not Major Tom, that's for sure. Are you a rival of Harris? Or a magician of sort? Or one of those inventors?"

"I'm none of what you have said. My name is not Tom Reynolds, but I have no names. I have been called many names, but I think you know me better as Ryan. Ryan Lucifer."

"Ryan.....like the name of the lone stranger....Lucifer.....as in the name of the Devil?"

"Sure. Whatever floats your boat."

"Then why come here?"

Ryan checks his watch. "See," he says. "You people don't know this yet, it might get discovered, it might not, but you live in alternative dimension. A lot of things here have happened differently on other Earths. Among my jobs is making sure things don't get too out of hand."

"What do you mean out of hand?"

"Well, let's put it this way. Robert Harris is actually a serial killer. He's insane and in his dimension he found a wrinkle, and came to yours. I'm here to make sure he doesn't screw around with your universe."

"Now you're just off your rocker! You're the one that's insane! What the hell happened to the rest of the people? What about the train?!"

"Don't you understand? Of course not. You can't understand the law of the universe. For some people, it's simply time to go, whether they like it or not. Now, it may be in a particularly cruel and harsh way, but then again, it was their choice to get on the train, wasn't it? It is the hand of humans, not me or God you should be afraid of."

"No.......NO! You're absolutely insane!" Evelyn draws her spare gun from her ankle holster and fires all 6 shots from it at Ryan. Somehow, though, they seem to miss.

"You shouldn't have done that." Ryan says. Darkness makes its way into the bar, and the bar disappears and the two people find themselves in the desert. "You shouldn't have made that choice. Now, you will die." The darkness surrounds Evelyn, blinding her.

"In the desert," says Ryan. "In the desert, no one can hear you scream."


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