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You get a better sound out of them. And excellent for blocking the noise your irritating Mom when she comes bitching at you for no reason.

Some random guys, I didn't even know were playing tennis. And I can only assume this guy wrote his name on his tennis balls so he could find them.

Anyway, his name was the same as mine. So Imagine my shock when this guy fires a tennis ball at me. I catch it and it has my name on it.

That was some scary physic crap, until i actually thought about it.

Or he just wrote those lyrics because they sounded good? You're looking into this way too much.

Call it Rickety.

Then you'll have a rickety bridge.

At 10/8/09 08:53 PM, reviewer2 wrote: Screw cats that look like Hitler. Let's look at toilets and swim with labradors.

Swimming with Labradors? It's like the poor person's dolphin...

At 10/8/09 08:04 PM, JKMonkey wrote: I agree, learn to type a title correctly dumbasses

I see you missed a full stop thar.

You were told.

Fail

At 10/8/09 08:41 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: As am I. The only good things Russia ever exported were Vodka and Kalashnikovs.

Russian Girls are hot! Except the occasional Hairy Eastern Europe Stereotype.

What if this isn't a what if thread, because what is isn't what what is?

You can always do what I do. Just Right-Hand click a movie to pause it. Works in most submissions if you just want a quick break.

At 10/5/09 07:44 AM, tommo5652 wrote:

At 10/5/09 07:14 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:

At 10/5/09 06:16 AM, HollowGrave wrote: offered you a gun, a bucket of gold, immortality, or a potato which would you choose?

The gun
Then I shoot him and take the other stuff

he is a leprachaun you just cant do that shit with a pistol

So now all of a sudden there are rules when it comes to holding-up a leprechaun?

I would be cremated. And have Disco Inferno Playing!

Burn Baby Burn

You can't die from holding your breath. I tried!

So I was watching British TV and there's this quiz show 'Weakest link'. As the contestants all go round introducing themselves, I hear the biggest load of rubbish ever!

The first guy introduces himself as "a rubber and latex inflation technician"! Is this a joke - he blows up balloons! And calls himself a technician.

I thought that was dumb, until a cleaner on the show calls herself a "Hygienic Supervisor".

Does this make a bus driver a "Personnel Logistics Consultant"?

British job titles are a joke!

At 10/3/09 05:34 PM, puddinN64 wrote: So, In World War II, Russia and Germany absolutely slaughtered each other, in an attempt to prove the dominance of their two countries and ideologies. When the war ended, there were over 30 million dead on each side.

So, the simple question is: Do the two countries still hold resentment towards each other?

30 Million in total? or on from each side (making that 60 million dead).

And I lived in Germany for a while, and I think they have a greater resentment for the British. Mainly over football, but also because British soldiers still serving in Germany give Brits a bad name.

So after almost 2 years of monitoring people I have decided to finish using the account, As I am happy with the results.

What results?

Anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. I've been rubbing it into my bollocks for years now and they're still wrinkly!

Joke!

At 10/3/09 05:22 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 10/3/09 05:16 PM, Xatanxa wrote:

No, i have not seen it, i just know about it, and yes, It is VERY Wrong.

Aww F*ck that! Curiosity got the better of me and I googled it also. Very Wrong! Very Sickeningly Wrong

At 10/2/09 06:49 PM, spartan100 wrote: i had a level 23 newgrounds account and i never learned my password i always had it saved in documents so i could just copy and paste then my hard drive got fried and in never knew my password so i had to create another account!

Click the I forgot my password button?

At 10/2/09 10:13 AM, Calu wrote: You sir are truly a god

I just watched that, it's great. Except for the blue vagina drawing on one of the characters. WTF is with that?

At 10/2/09 04:56 PM, Greg-SKA wrote: I was not Begging or Asking for it i wanted to know how to get it

Short answer. You won't. Not without a lot of work and getting noticed. Tom will allow you to have it if he sees work from you that is worthy of having it.

At 6/20/09 10:35 AM, Rawnern wrote: Can you give me some tips what to name my cat.
It's a boy.

Name it on it's characteristics. Also whats your cat look like? Might make it easier to name. If not...

.....call it Fatsack

At 6/20/09 02:09 PM, Sysko wrote: Watch "The Hangover". It has Mike Tyson!

Yes! That or 'Taken' They are amazing films. Rent it on iTunes, won't even have to leave the house.

If we invaded France I think they would run to a corner and cry. Let's face it. They're not exactly known for their great battle victories.

But a more important point. Why the hell France, it's full of French. Hot-girls aside, there is simply nothing worth taking!

surely your average guys legs are much longer than your average girls....how do they intend to get around the problem of guys having short jeans or girls having ones far too long?

At 6/20/09 03:28 AM, IronKoala wrote: Im trying to sell my car, and have put my car on a few websites (carsales.com.au and gumtree.com.au) for $10,000. I had an offer of $11,540.00 the guy wants my paypal email address.

What makes things seem even stranger is the fact that the offer came from ******@hotmail.co.uk
but the car is in Australia.

what the fuck?

Never trust the British, they will scheme and cheat you! I know..... I am one!

You pay for what you get cheap-ass.

Apple products are far better than 'Windows - lets bring out vista which wishes is was mac but isn't and only does a quarter of the thing macs can do'

So if you have a problem with them, stick to your Microsoft....

When I wake up it normally isn't morning anymore.....

- 0.00000006 Isn't going to effect the score that much. It's such a tiny tiny number. Just probably an error.

Partly a rant. Partly seeing if there is a way to once and finally solve the problem of crappy flashes being saved all the time by those too idle to watch a film. And instead just vote it 5 all the time!

It means so much crap, which just isn't worthy of a place on Newgrounds, is making on the site. After being here for a few weeks, users actually then start voting it rubbish scores. I'm sure most of you have seen flashes on this site with scores like 0.65! - Why was it voted in in the first place.

Now I know your all like: "There's a system where experienced users have more voting power so should be able to blam rubbish flashes".

Then I come across this:

Mod's Part of the problem....Locking threads that try to address a problem.
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So what can we doing about it? Suggestions?

Only one I could think of is raising the 'Protection vote level' from 2 and above to 3 and above. Hopefully this should help keep the crap of Newgrounds and save the high votes for flashes that truly deserve it.

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Example - Crappy Flash 1
Number 2
...And Yeah