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It got me at Steampunk.

But it didn't get me at Bran Flakes, so I'm fucking out.

Damn, you totally ruined it with all the names. Why?

At 7/21/10 07:36 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: me and my gorgeous girlfriend. i am on the right.

Oh man, standards are what standards meet.

At 7/21/10 05:02 AM, AlienDarkside wrote: A Forza player already has the Newgrounds Car.
http://forzamotorsport.net/en-us/game/ga llery/detail/default.htm?photoid=1149599 1

I'm sorry to say but this one is substantially nicer.

Why make this thread? When the cyber-police come along, consequences will never be the same.

I refuse to believe anything other than a fine woman, feels fine, on my dick.

Hell is a world without milk. No milk from our mothers, the calfs, starving at the teat of a mother cow...

can you imagine the unbearable pain of that?

The unbearable pain of no milk for my bowl of delicious, crunchy Bran Flakes.

I think I can't fucking wait to find the YouTube clip uploaded, and to sit in front of it, HD, full-screen with a big bowl of delicious, crunchy Bran Flakes to eat.

But really, she's only gone and ended up on TV. Nice on 4chan, you've made the girl you all wanted to ruin the life of, probably more wealthy than her middle-class dreams imagined.

You guys are such total pyromaniacs, really, I can't believe this thread is still here and there hasn't been one made about delicious, crunchy Bran Flakes.

At 7/21/10 02:22 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Stop referencing cereal.

Maybe you should shut up and try some delicious, crunchy Bran Flakes.

At 7/21/10 02:19 PM, Corky-D wrote: Toast.

Seeing as that would be the next best thing to sliced bread.

You are literally, no joke, the creator of the most A-grade post in all of this forum. You must eat a good bowl of delicious, crunchy Bran Flakes every morning.

At 7/21/10 02:10 PM, Cericon wrote: Pfft, I've only got two bald patches by the sides of my mouth, everything fills out evenly, cunt.

Massive, massive bald patch. Shiney, so shiney, so repulsive and impossible to unsee.

Good, it wouldn't have happened if you ate more delicious, crunchy Bran Flakes, though.

What's the best thing you've set fire to? Setting fire to stuff is fun and it's undeniable; man has been staring at fire for nobody-knows-how-long.

Me and my father once set fire to a giant, thick, sheet of inflated polystyrene. Whilst incredibly flammable and incredibly cool, it gave off the biggest wall of dark grey smoke ever. I don't recommend it unless you live in the middle of nowhere like I do; a whole tree died.

Like a meme, it will always be the same.

At least I can still eat my Bran Flakes.

Come on, nobody is reading ANY of this.

At 7/21/10 01:45 PM, Cericon wrote: Whenever I see it, the buzzed look on my face, I just think "Ride slow homie."
I also hadn't shaved in a week and a half.

I know equally hairy, if not hairier, 15 and 16 year olds. You got some chronic bald patches, 'bro', so it's not so cool.

At 7/21/10 01:38 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:

At 7/21/10 01:37 PM, BrawnFlakes wrote:

At 7/21/10 01:35 PM, FallenChaos wrote: Herro dee oril sprill is a probrem fro us too day

Brandine, could you call up the second translator for me, thankyou.

Yes sir! He says it translates to:

Hello the oil spill is a problem for us today.

Thankyou, Moe, that will likely be all.

At 7/21/10 01:35 PM, FallenChaos wrote: Herro dee oril sprill is a probrem fro us too day

Brandine, could you call up the second translator for me, thankyou.

When will they learn, when will they leeaaaarrrn?!

http://crunchyroll.com ask some experts, not haters.

At 7/21/10 01:24 PM, haybaybee wrote: I got my bangs done, and took a fast sloppy picture. Enjoy me at my worst.

If that's your worst, your best must be fine.

Cthulu, no shit. Riding that would be the ultimate bowel disturbance and that just gets me right off.

At 7/21/10 01:23 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i am extremely vain and shallow

This picture is too similar, damn you.

That is tremendous, but unsurprisingly; libido is as old as life gets, and rightly so. Sadly, they didn't have delicious bran flakes to wash their bowels clean before they did all that nasty shit.

Maybe that's because you're just too much of a gigantic fruit-loop eating cretinous oaf. Nah I'm kidding, but really, you need some bran in you, boy.

At 7/21/10 01:16 PM, Yamor wrote: Super model pose plus slightly stoned closed eyes with a fucked up smile = the worst picture of me ever made. All for your enjoyment no doubt.

You know when you chose that, you tried to choose one that looked 'bad' whilst actually retaining no genuinely negative qualities. You sly motherfucker, you're so vain.

I've neverseen a man who looks like such a real sex offender. None of that beard and glasses shit; this guy's really got the leer down.

Can you find one in brown? I'm not too much of a nerd on the specs but I tell you, you don't get ripped without a hideously brown computer. You'll never want to use it and fucking GO TO THE GYM, GRUHHNNNN.