How have I reached page 2 of this thread without seeing any blue bush??

At 10/17/09 11:44 AM, Buddhist wrote: head RA said now we're on "lockdown"

Shit eh. As fun as living residence is with all the students so close together, RA's are the worst, I've yet to meet one who possesses human characteristics. I lived in one of the biggest rezs in North America last year. It used to be called the ZOO and WAS by far the best rez for partying back in the day (built in 69)
But then they started policing the fuck out of it with god damn RAs to try and kill the party image.

If any RA sees open alcohol they bring you to bathroom and make you pour it out. It's like they're brainwashed college students who have some how forgoten that alcohol costs money and means everything to a student.
Every time it happened to me last year I would argue until all of them would deliver the exact same lines straight from their handbook, "The hallway is a public place, we want to ensure everyone has a good time." (I'm not kidding about this). "Um ARe you kidding me? I'll be having a MUCH better time if you just LET ME CHUG the rest of this in the stall while you turn a blind eye!!" BUt nope the conversation just goes in a cricle cuz all the RAs eat bureaucracy and drink their juice.... I ended up running away from them a couple times later in the year (such a rush lolol) .

And as for weed. Well there was one time our RA said "it smells like dope in here wtf stop u idiots" every other time the cops would show up. After me and my roommate blazed in our room being all loud the Po showed up said they knew it was us blah blah "just give us what you have and you won't get charged." Me and roomie go back into the room close the door I empty most of my bag into his and give them my first bong :( (regret to this day)
On that note as long as YOU don't smell like dope or look/act like you're high Im pretty sure you'd be fine with just denying everything. I doubt they can prove the smells coming from your room with tons of other people on the floor. And if you're acting high you could prolly just say you blazed elsewhere and maybe just smell like it from that... what do ya think?

Oh yeah and here's a wicked half hour PSA which is great if you're on any amount of drugs. Id be suprised if this hasn't been posted in this club somewhere.

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

I can't believe I saw the dope of pope :O:

At 10/19/09 09:28 PM, Cericon wrote: I swear to God, if I encountered one of those Japanese Spider Crabs, I'd just...I'd just....Crouch down, put my head between my legs, and start to cry.

Jesus you're right. Except I'd pull out my chain gun and blow them away.... In fact all those creatures are from hell... See look vvvv

ps Conger Eel :S

doom 3

All the theories originate from astrology. I think something toned down but similar to the Hollywood blockbuster of the same name is all we have to worry about.

At 5/20/09 08:55 PM, evan210 wrote: probably when you just start something epic, but never get past the first couple hundred frames...

Amen to that. I find it hard to keep motivated, especially after you've been looking over only several seconds of animation over and over and over...

There's no way this dude was sober.

At 7/17/09 03:34 PM, Steak89 wrote: ; He pulled out what i thought was jesus.

Jesus is made of marijuana? Cool.

No. Jesus is marijuana and Marijuana is jesus.

Smoked out of an apple pipe, I don't really remember feeling high the first time. Although I went home and passed out through the majority of Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factory. Times got much better after my second or third try.

Right now I'm working with a bunch of (CS4) motion tweens changing the gradient glow of the symbol with a mask layer over top of each. Ive been copying several of these symbols with the gradient glow at the end of a tween and switching them into a keyframe in another layer ... This is where the glitchyness happens.

Well first off they don't appear even though it works fine in the .swf. So then I click the show layer as outlines button and i can see them as outlines, sometimes not all of them, and better yet when I switch the outlines off the outlines are STILL THERE. And one time one of the symbols had a different outline colour!

The only major problem here is sometimes they don't show up even as outlines. Is there anyway to unglitch the .fla like save it differently or somthing? And has anyone else experienced this sort of glitchyness in flash?

So I decided I was gonna take a break from weed...

It lasted 3 days. Fuck.

On an semi-related note, where would you guys recommend to trip on shrooms? Would a campsite or a cottage be my best options?

I just hope the future generations surf the web more than watch TV and realize the potential abuse of technology by those in power ie. making us dumber, apathetic and easy to manipulate...

like sheep

Ive been wondering the same thing. Ive been using it recently on my laptop ( VISTA >:( ) but the program crashes quite often probably 4/5 times I use it. However I had it on my old computer and it worked fine. If it works on your computer I'd say stick with it because I'd imagine that program has all the features you'd ever need in recording and editing audio. Its easy to use too.

I blame vista for my problems...

I don't smoke Js very often since I suck at rolling but if I ever do I use a longish (1.5 cm) filter/tip so I can smoke it to the filter without burning my hand. If you don't smoke it to the filter then you best be saving the roach - or as I like to call it super weed - to smoke later on. Bongs are and will always be my method of choice.

Of course they're scary, you're cheating death. Thousands of people go on this pepsi rideeveryday, yet you think you're gonna be on the one cart that crashes?(the first time ever btw) I think the only legitimate reason to be scared of a roller coaster is if you're freakishly thin or morbidly obese. Other than that go on the ride like everyone else pussy. :D

is having a kid .

v___v #

He's 19, I'm not sure if he graduated high school or not but he just got outta jail for serving an assault charge and hes got a baby on the way :D .. D:

At 6/21/09 06:40 PM, Skwurll wrote: I actually think they're TRYING to mock modern rap by their success with shitty songs

At 6/21/09 06:43 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: Ya, I'm pretty sure all their songs are satire aimed at modern pop/hip-hop.

That's fine with me the mockery seems pretty obvious in their song Im On a Boat where they lierally rap about being on a boat the whole sone wé T Pain... but I have this dreadful feeling that the majority of people are too dumbbb to realize this therefore they actually believe these guys are talented musicians further lowering the standards of today`s pop music.

At 6/21/09 06:51 PM, LaughingTomato wrote: The reason I think TLI is funnier than other comedy artists is that their songs sound closer to mainstream music.

The other reason is its just SNL style comedy put to music. What's not to love?

Umm the SNL style comedy is what not to love. The style being: lets think of a joke and then play it out for 3 minutes YAY !! XP ie. On A Boat, Like A Boss

If you take a look at any SNL skit you`ll more than likely notice the same formula. The formula does sometime work it just depends how funny the initial joke is and if it can last the whole 3 minutes with the variations they throw in.

These guys prove that in order to be a famous pop artist all you need is an attractive looking face/persona and a good producer. Don't get me wrong Jizzed in my Pants is a good and funny song but a lot of their other songs are so simplistic and unclever it makes me wanna vomit.

Songs like On A Boat and Like a Boss I would never have on my computer or listen just because it's like shittier version of a mainstream rap song. I actually find the songs really funny not because the lyrics are funny or because of any of their antics in the video but because their mocking the hip hop industry and how little thought is actually put into a popular song.

Anyone agree disagree? Id like to hear from anyone who enjoys their music

Laughter
Weed
Sex
Thought of sex
Video games
The thought that someday I might amount to something

Tee hee hee

please don't tell me I'm the only one who sometimes calls them that

As an atheist here's what I believe:

Death is an orgasm and psychedelic chemical induced trip simultaneously.
When your brain is shutting down it starts to release ALL the endorphins (feel good chemicals) it can in the brain making it your best and last orgasm. At the same time your brain releases the chemical DMT, a chemical believed to be released during dreaming and can also be taken as a drug to induce an intense trip for 5-10 minutes. The chemical however can significantly distort time making a minute seem like hours. During your death trip you first realize that all human beings are one with each other and that happiness and love is just the realization of this (the underlined). Think of any funny joke you've heard.
Anyways with this in mind you reflect on your life when you've experienced this connection with people and you have projective thoughts about how you've positively affected peoples lives and will continue to long after you die; this puts your mind more at ease. You also remember every single dispute or conflict in your life thats currently troubling your mind at time of death. On your trip you discover a 'solution' by thinking about the a formentioned human connection which will again make you feel at ease and have no further negative emotions about the conflict. The 'solution' may not actually make sense but the mind that is dying will make a solution which THAT mind believes in 100% (The orgasm and drugs would help this process). So with a combination of trips similar to that your mind will close off any lose ends in your mind that makes you feel you didn't live a meaningful life, so that in the end your mind will be at total peace.

And THEN your mind shuts down and you rot in the ground. :D

YAy!!! Lets PAy fOr PLaying online!! Itz aDVanced technologyz!!1

Microsoft/xbox is a P.O.S. fucking whore for charging for online

Night at the Museum!? Are you people shitting me? I saw the first one and wanted inflict pain on myself AND Stiller. And I usually love Ben Stiller. The movies made for kids aged 4-12 and their parents. If you've seen the preview with Jonah Hill and the little Einstiens then you've already seen the funniest parts of the 2nd one.

I thought Star Trek, Wolverine, and Terminator 4 were all great. Although if you start thinking enough about some of the plot lines you may ruin the movie for yourself. So don't think, just watch. :D

At 5/28/09 02:38 PM, Asteraith wrote: To make "pot oil tea"

Oh my god that sounds amazing!! i want to try this. How do u go about heating the oil? what do i Put it in (pretty sure i only have glass shot glasses) and how should it be heated (oven? stove?) and for how long? I have a gas stove if that changes anything.

Hey all. Just wondering if any of you know or could point me in the direction of a good weed butter recipe.

I thought it was entertaining as fuck. The matrix really went wrong with the non-humanoid flying dangling fish bots, what the fuck was that hurt shit anyway? The red eyed metal skeleton Terminators on the other hand are gonna haunt my fucking nightmares.

Other than some plot holes and logical errors in the story what was so bad about it?

C. Bales voice?

"Hate is baggage."

So I was asked to do flash stuff for some company's website. They mentioned how much I charge per hour and since I've never done it for $ before I'm wondering what a reasonable hourly wage is for a experienced flash designer (CDN). Any input is appreciated.

The marine from Doom. That guy is the definition of bad ass.

Damn I thought I was the only one. I personally feel like a avg sized hippie in a jocks body. And to make matters worse I've inherited this demanding a-matter-of-fact tone of voice from my dad which i have troubling not using. People always think I'm an asshole when they first meet me even though I'm the biggest joker ever and have no trouble viewing everyone as a potential friend. It really sucks : /

At 5/9/09 05:40 PM, WolvenKind wrote: You should consider Transcendental Meditation, it awakens your inner self and allows you to explore the subconcious. The David Lynch Foundation can offer you this.

I agree with this.. However performing transcendental meditation may take weeks maybe even months to be able to do. But I think meditating could help your problem, and by meditating i dont mean sit cross legged and hum, i just mean sit down somewhere comfortable and just think, try to minimize the amount of things that could distract any of your senses. Do it for like 10-15 minutes a day.

Racism is your fear and your ignorance.