Screw icing, I want a birthday cake smothered in BBQ sauce!

Laugh at him, and call him a nerd. Who the hell cares about Apple vs. Microsoft anyway?

Rush Rush Rush Rush RUSH

Also Bowie.

Sounds good to me. Where I come from, an 8th is 40$, but it's usually Kush or Lemon Hashplant or something like that.

Thrash sucks ass. Listen to real music like Nickelback.

Asperger's is kind of a social retardation. I think, however, that social cues can be learned, so life is worth living with Aspergers.

I'm going to give you a serious answer here: House of the Rising Sun. It's only five chords ( Am, C, D, F, and E.) Simple, and fun to play.
PM me and I'll write you a tab.

You - glasses - about 10 pounds= not that fugly.

Suffering from insomnia. How 'bout you?

Ding dong the witch is dead..

Wild Turkey. Yee-haw!

That's weird, yet also kind of cool.

At 7/6/09 11:53 PM, icecold128 wrote: lmfao southpark also said asians dont carry the gene
i wonder if thats true..

O RLY?

The Guilty Hearts. A band from LA that combines blues with punk and garage.

The White Stripes are pretty awesome too.

Looks like somebody needs a hug!

High school fucking sucks. It's full of idiots that can't think for themselves, and bullshit classes.

The Starving Artists.

Doubt it. I'm rarely on the computer at all these days, let alone Newgrounds.

A little while ago I tried salvia. At first, I started to sweat alot. Then, I started laughing uncontrollably even though I didn't find anything funny. I couldn't speak proper English, just disconnected words and stuff, sort of like a caveman. Then, I entered a weird-ass dimension.

Salvia sucks don't do it!

Caught me off guard completely. Well played, old chap.

I think that when we die, we turn into birds.

At 5/26/09 12:18 AM, Peacekid wrote:

I think I won cause it was different from what they saw. But I shouldn't have won with a simple project like this. Should I try to get the genetics project into the district science fair over me?

Absolutely! It's good karma.

Go outside and talk to girls.

Do you think it'll actually be for real this time?

At 4/20/09 12:11 AM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: Me smart azin kitty why me no get mousy with smart twaps!

Win.

Why is there a cock in the top left corner?

Well I smoke weed often because it provides a pleasant sensation and doesn't have any real unpleasant side affects, and because it helps me to access certain parts of my brain that aren't active when I'm sober, and creates a feeling of relaxation and well-being.

You just got rick rolled.

I've been wondering for a while, why is Bruce Springsteen held in such high regard as a singer/songwriter? I've never found him to be all that great.

Also, don't post if you're going to say different tastes, because that is irrelevant to my question.

At 3/7/09 07:56 PM, K-Guare wrote: Actually, I recently started listening to Breakfast Metal,
Holiday Metal, Thursday Metal, Industrial Park Metal,
Saloon Metal, Radio Advertisement Metal, Liquid Metal,
Solid Metal, Metalloid Metal, Gas Metal, Radioactive Metal,
Tai Quan Do Metal, Doo-Wop Metal, Metal Metal,
and Weezer.

Is this just as good?!

/thread.

At 2/16/09 01:45 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 2/16/09 01:36 PM, Be-Easy wrote: Was expecting perhaps a link to a horrifying/intriguing news story, or an elaborate false story...

NOWANT

Okay here we go:

So I drove my large windowless van in front of an elementary school. I went up to random kids..

That's more like it.