At 8/6/09 11:57 PM, blakemo wrote: I prefer The Grammar Nazi

lol OP spelled character wrong.

Oprah does have a lot of money, but it's only in billions, so a trillion pretty much kills her. Although that is just her money i'm talking about and not all of the properties and the money in her company etc.

At 8/2/09 02:18 AM, Obsessed117 wrote: Wow that was the funniest AVGN review ever. That has to be THE worst game ever.

Yeah it is pretty terrible.

At 8/2/09 02:24 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 8/2/09 01:20 AM, firemaker60 wrote:

I didn't think anything like Plumbers could have gotten past quality testing, but if this did, then everyone will love my game about a pink, vertical line that shoots blue bullets at nothing.

Sorry to say but no, we probably won't.

At 8/2/09 02:54 AM, firemaker60 wrote: The interesting thing is, this game is as rare as the silver Nintendo World Championship. But it's worth as much as one Zimbabwe dollar (approximately: nothing).

That is pretty funny. There are a lot of rare shitty games that are worth something, but this one was the absolute cream of shitty games.

At 8/3/09 01:05 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: What a nice young boy.

Its got a special place in my tab bar now.

Well if I only get 1 other person to use it mission accomplished =D

At 8/3/09 01:06 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I use Dogpile.

Tough shit.

badass alert

I don't really have much to say about this because it's pretty simple. There is a website run by google which is the exact same as google, but it has one ad on its start up page. Google takes the money made from this site and donates it to help fight cancer. The site has been visited 1627038 times to fight cancer since 6/23/09. With the number of people on Newgrounds using this site and spreading the word, I bet we could really help make a big chunk of change. So what do you say? Start using Givoogle and easily make a difference?

At 8/2/09 11:51 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Here's one more picture that shows why we were there. To show that somebody out there cares. Somebody wants them to eat and is doing something about it.

We were there to love the children. We weren't there to gawk and leave. We went into the thick of it. We marched straight into the middle of the worst of the worst and DID something about it.

It's people like you who keep my faith in humanity from faltering. Can you tell me what organization you went with or the group so I can do some research?

no to mention, no matter what you pick you'll be scolded for making a bad choice, even if it was the one they wanted you to pick.

Yeah you pretty much get a do over for every wrong choice

Alright, I found out the game was made in 1994.

Okay so maybe not the original, but one from pretty early on. I'm not sure what year it was released though.

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

Now if you're a fan of the Angry Video Game Nerd like I am, you've probably already heard of this.
The game was called Plumbers Wear Ties, and it was for the Panasonic 3DO. It's basically a game where you are given a couple of options and you go through the story based on your decisions.

The video is 20 minutes long so if you wanna skip all of the history etc. go to about 8 minutes into the video. If you want to go to a really funny part go to 11 minutes in. "Take off your damn clothes" lol

First off I have to say that this thread is not meant to bash anyone's beliefs.

Okay so the other day I was at work and for some reason had random thoughts about reincarnation. My understanding of the belief is that when you die you come back as something else. If you were good you become something better, and if you were bad you go down a step. There is also another idea of reincarnation that you just go up or down in social class but i'll talk about that later.

Anyways, the flaw I picked out is what if we killed off every other species on the planet? To be reincarnated you have to be birthed from something else, but if there is nothing other than humans you would just come back as well, a human. It wouldn't matter how bad or good you were.

As I understand, the other form of reincarnation believers see it as you are still human, but if you're bad all of your lives you will just be a poor bum for eternity, and if you're good you will come back in the higher social classes. The only way I could see this being beatable is if the world was completely communistic in the sense of money and power, and if everyone was the same race.

Please point out any flaws or mistakes I have made in my post to help better the thread.

yes it's rape. you're having sex with them without consent. whatchoo thinkin boy?

Like the people were? with a dead guy in the middle of the room? You couldn't even reach eachother though.

1. saw off leg.
2. have sex.
3. wait till end of film.
4. have a threesome with jigsaw and that doc.

not a bad idea at all sir. Amputee sex FTW.

At 7/27/09 01:21 AM, EmoPinata wrote: in that room in saw.
whilst chained.

Like the people were? with a dead guy in the middle of the room? You couldn't even reach eachother though.

I think it would be fun to sneak into a famous persons house, have sex all over it, then sell the tapes. Oh yeah hope the famous person doesn't get pissed.

It would also be fun to have sex on the white house lawn.

I say go for it dude. For all of you saying she's ugly just remember what happened when you were in middle school and you told that one chick to fuck off cause she was a skank, then freshman year hit and she was a babe.

That's pretty neat. I'm going to submit one.

I believe that he's just a busy guy who knows running this site is more important than stat whoring.

At 7/1/09 05:24 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Yeah, i'm often extremely impatient with everything I do, particularly art. I'm a perfectionist, so even if it looks halfway decent, i'm not satisfied with it.

That used to be my problem. Then I found out about a guy named Jame Rolfe ( The Angry Videogame Nerd) who makes short films. He came up with a term called cinemassacre. He would make a film and if something didn't work he wouldn't freak out and try to make it perfect. He would just say "cinemassacre it".

At 7/1/09 04:42 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 7/1/09 04:40 PM, BoshansStudios wrote: FAITH NO MORE? is this it?

Yes it is! actually the artists is Faith No More and the song is called Epic (according to itunes.) thanks!

Yeah you are welcome. Can I have yo numbah?

At 7/1/09 04:16 AM, DanMasterFlash wrote: I believe he is funny, actually no, I am a Fan of his. He isn't among the "Popular" Artists who talk shit about other races and make stupid faces. He compiles funny facts about everyday life and make them into views that are funny. My statment sounds dumb but he has actual "Humor". Not, "A Black person walks in and crime stoppers are there" Bullshit.

Your statement actually makes a lot more sense, and a better argument than you think it does.

At 7/1/09 04:40 PM, Onizero wrote: Write it in google. That always helps me.

That's how I always find songs I hear on the radio. I just remember a few lines and type it into google.

The song is
Epic - by Faith No More

FAITH NO MORE? is this it?

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it 'cause it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright
It's so groovy, it's ou
tta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference 'cause it knocks you off your feet
You want it all but you can't have it
It's cryin', bleedin', lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more
You've go
t to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's
a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?...

At 6/29/09 10:26 AM, HotHoboSex wrote:

At 6/28/09 01:44 PM, darknessdweller wrote: This is horrible!!!

Next thing ya know, Brad Pitt will die of a poisoning!

=D yah that would be completely tragic!

AHEM fight club, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Oceans twelve, Oceans thirteen, Se7en, Interview with a vampire, and the list goes on gtfo.

At 6/29/09 11:39 AM, Lady-Stardust wrote: Okay. Who has the Death Note?

Obviously its your uncle locked in prison for throwing poop at the orangutans

At 6/29/09 11:43 AM, Yhtomit wrote:

At 6/29/09 09:54 AM, salted-tator-tot wrote: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? When did Michael Jackson die??1?

You're joking, right?

I think he is.... I hope.

At 6/29/09 11:44 AM, xscoot wrote: The next one to die will be Al Pacino. Why? Because the trend is that we lose people we actually like, each one bigger than the last. Al Pacino is fucking big.

Don't even say that man. it's too horrible to think about.

At 6/29/09 11:54 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Billy Mays died Saturday, but yeah, Death must be high or something.

Like death is stoned and is all like" Hey man you know what would be awesome man, killing off a bunch of random celebs man. man. man.

At 6/29/09 01:03 PM, G-mo wrote: Haha I thought of Rorschach too when I heard the news.

Do you also think of him when you masturbate? that's what I always fantasize about. That isn't weird is it?

At 6/29/09 09:48 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: i think we shoulda blame this guy

Nope we already looked at him and his alaby checks out. He's clean.

At 6/29/09 09:48 AM, tiskewl wrote:

At 6/28/09 01:47 PM, OverlordRhode wrote: -crosses fingers-
Lindsey Lohan

but she's hot.

You are joking right... She is freakin anerexic looking, its disgusting.

It's all a matter of opinion and I respect yours even though I don't agree.

At 6/29/09 10:10 AM, biohasard wrote: Can't you just picture all of the celebrities hiding in there houses with the doors locked?

Yeah lol. R. Kelly is probably hiding in his closet. OOO now im hidin in my closet, cause all the celebrities are dyin, and I don't want to die so now I'm in my closet. closet closet closet closet

At 6/29/09 10:15 AM, spikedude101 wrote:

At 6/29/09 10:12 AM, Armitage217 wrote: -crosses fingers-
Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan

You forget about Paris Hilton

Well we need someone to make fun of.

At 6/28/09 01:59 PM, TheHellbean wrote: Let's hope the next one will be the jonas brothers.

They will not be missed by me.

At 6/28/09 02:01 PM, OverlordRhode wrote:

At 6/28/09 01:59 PM, TheHellbean wrote: Let's hope the next one will be the jonas brothers.

AyeAye.
Prediction-Crazy Fan with a sharp barbie doll.

That would be awesome lol.

At 6/28/09 03:09 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 6/28/09 01:41 PM, BoshansStudios wrote: I think somebody is killing off masked heroes..... I mean celebrities.

Ha, Rorschach is awesome.

indeed

At 6/28/09 03:11 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote:

At 6/28/09 01:42 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Some sort of conspiracy I bet...

That's my line of the day...

looks like sensationalism's line though.

At 6/28/09 01:42 PM, Chdonga wrote: You can't blame me, those guys are annoying.

Actually you can. Authorities have been contacted

At 6/28/09 01:42 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Some sort of conspiracy I bet...

Definitely a conspiracy.

At 6/28/09 01:44 PM, arthurpark wrote: Yeah sorry about that.

your sins are forgiven my child. Now go and say 1000000 hail mary's.

At 6/28/09 01:44 PM, darknessdweller wrote: This is horrible!!!

Next thing ya know, Brad Pitt will die of a poisoning!

Lets hope not, he still has to air in Fight Club 2 coming out in 2011.
Just kidding?

At 6/28/09 01:47 PM, OverlordRhode wrote: -crosses fingers-
Lindsey Lohan

but she;s hot.

Well first off Ed Mcmahon died tuesday. Then thursday, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson die. Now today, sunday Billy Mays dies.

I think somebody is killing off masked heroes..... I mean celebrities.

At 6/20/09 12:46 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Easy.

You grab the top, crawl along, then break the other ceiling and escape!

that's actually really good.

At 6/20/09 12:38 PM, esko-man wrote:

At 6/20/09 12:37 PM, Shikamarana wrote:

At 6/20/09 12:36 PM, Earthshine wrote: Be..CAuse SinCe the prices... are... so Cheap.. more peo.. Ple buy from... them..... and give them .... More... Mon.. Ey.

What's that all about?

William Shitner :P

seems a bit overdone though.

Im going to help taco man win that screw attack series, and I can't wait to see the games that come from the power of three contest.

I think James Rolfe ( the angry video game nerd ) can shed some light on the subject.