I want to start making sigs and I will look through some old requests

At 12/1/08 10:36 PM, Serphyas wrote:

At 12/1/08 10:35 PM, ragingfred wrote:

At 12/1/08 10:16 PM, TJoyal wrote:

At 12/1/08 10:15 PM, Fantum wrote: If by "Chav" you mean "Hobo", then yes.

and if by "hobo" you mean homo, then yes

;)

and if by "homo" you mean "like a complete loser", then yes

and if by "like a complete loser" you mean "retarded," then yes

and if by " retarded" you mean "doesn't know the definition of chav," then yes

I have over 30 shorts I have written for myself but none of them are actually serious. I would like someone to write me a serious movie that is about 5 minutes long and has a sad touching story line.

I will tell you a bit about this.

I am a clayanimator. I will co author the story I choose and put their name in the movie info, and the beginning/ start credits. They will also get full credit for writing the original story. This movie probably wont be made until after january because I want to release a movie of my own every week.

I don't care about the trouble I just think you're plain fucking retarded. It's a church that people hold dear and sacred. Keep the ASSHAT ( that's right asshat ) shenanigans in places like 7-11 and meijers.

As I stated previously, I could have coronary heart disease, liver failure, prostate cancer...how would they know.

Yeah you know because if you look healthy, and not pale or about to keel over people just assume these things naturally when they see a person.

Quit being a whiny little bitch and be polite to other people on the bus.

Here you go

RIG the PEZ DISPENSER!!!!

At 12/1/08 04:53 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Anything that's been mentioned on Cake Wrecks.

Just for the ability for shitty-looking cakes that make me laugh. :D

I work at a banquet center where people have their weddings, and one time their cake started sliding off of itself because it was only held together by some cheap wooden spikes. All I can sa is that the fat lad yin the corner was happy she got to eat cake before dinner that night

you dared some one to do it. BTW this is my first and most likely last shoop da whoop ever so enjoy it.

At 12/1/08 04:39 PM, dx5231 wrote:

At 12/1/08 04:36 PM, BoshansStudios wrote:

At 12/1/08 04:28 PM, Ryanl337 wrote: That guy looks like a rapist.

you just inspired me to make this.

He totally will so watch out ladies.

Nice background, nice text, but bad editing.

Yeah I darkened the guy up a bit but any more just looked like shit, and I didn't notice the choppy shoulders at first, should have used select color range instead of the magic wand.

epic lol

Why thank you sir

At 12/1/08 04:49 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Perhaps

hahahahaha have a happy bachelor party

\ Also, inb4 "the cake is a lie".

of course you are. you made the topic jeez/

I think Simpsons cake for the win.

At 12/1/08 04:27 PM, Torkelson wrote: I see a free car in your future....

hahahaha it's funny because it's true.

At 12/1/08 04:28 PM, Ryanl337 wrote: That guy looks like a rapist.

you just inspired me to make this.

He totally will so watch out ladies.

Anderson SIlva is a fucking god

Come on GUYZ, IM BEING SERIAL!!!!!

At 12/1/08 04:10 PM, BoshansStudios wrote: WOW people are just slow today, i'm surprised that I was the first to do this too.

I just noticed that I put 5 ft instead of 1 in my picutre.......

angry guy for president

JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!!!

Oh wow, some college professor is going to see this and start a whole study on portals hehe.

WOW people are just slow today, i'm surprised that I was the first to do this too.

At 12/1/08 03:42 PM, DgsGaming wrote: Call meh now!

I laughed at that 1

Oprah really likes boobs. You all know you were thinking it too

So I live in Michigan and we just got a shit load of perfect snow man making snow. I want to have a contest with other people to see who can make the best snowman. It could be life sized or mini etc. You could even make a snow animal or something the point is that YOU MADE IT and that it's made out of snow.

I will be judging on this criteria
originality
appeal
creativity etc

The prize would be 15 Newgrounds stickers.

I want to receive at least 30 entries to the contest.

the deadline is Sunday December 14, at 11:59 P.M. so you have just under 2 weeks.

Make sure you take at least 5 different pictures of your snow creation from different angles and such.

I must apologize to anyone who lives in a very warm area where it doesn't snow.

GOOD LUCK to all entrants i'm looking forward to your submissions.

Happy birthday to you. I'm just wondering how you can afford cake for over a million newgrounders though.

Well they become criminals because they're not smart enough to do anything else and dont want to get a job so they steal and commit other crimes to survive.

That's pretty hilarious how they caught them though.

sorry for the double post, but I forgot to add that I actually used the thread starter oranges profile pic to put on the exploding head.

I actually like this topic but here you go. It took forever for me to find the images to use in this/ find a decent way to edit the,

just tough it out dude you'll be fine. Also you will want options for the future. Sure a McDonalds job seems suitable now, but after you work there for a year or two knowing you will never get anywhere but that dead end job your whole life you will reconsider.

I couldn't stop calling people DICKS!!!!!!!!

R.I.P Tourettes Guy

It was pretty hyped up, I mean he released that trailer and we had to wait all those years for it. I'm willing to bet a lot of people were disappointed because they waited so long. Just my guess.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but are you sure you're not double clicking post? just a suggestion. If I could think of anything your mouse might be messed up and double firing on you or something. I have no idea how you could test this though unless you click back and it does it twice.

At 11/30/08 11:23 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: ADD AN EXTRA FEW PAGES OF THIS

YOUR TEECHUR WILL BE PROUD

I hope you get a good long ban for that you fucking dick.

Yeah just mess with the period spacing and things like that. I really think you should try just naturally adding more relevant content to the paper though. Good Luck