This reminds me of the kite fishing practice. Usually fish are used as bait and no one had a problem, but now people are using kittens and it's cruel.

At 10/30/09 03:00 PM, citricsquid wrote: dolphins do flips and shit

those dolphins splash getting everybody all wet

At 10/30/09 03:05 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 10/30/09 03:01 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Pigs read spider webs.

Sorry, what?

he's referring to charlotte's web.

No, sitting in there chair all day will make you die pretty fast as well. They ran a marathon and pushed themselves too hard.

At 9/27/09 07:54 PM, Charak wrote:

How many coincidences would it take to change your mind? How long would you be able to say "it's just coincidence" before you saw things in a different light? You know, without borderline denial.

It would take NONE, because id belive its all a coincidence, Even if a plane Missed me by mere inchs, its all a coincidence, THe only, and i mean ONLY reason people belive in god is becuase they need a higher power to belive it alright, but me? i dont if shit happens, it happens THATS IT

This is very true. Take note of how christians look at old religions like what the Greeks and Egyptians believed in and laugh at it. People have always had a religion to explain their world when there was no scientific explanation. The Greeks believed a god pulled the sun around the earth everyday when we know for a fact that it's just the earths gravitational rotation.

It's not a disease or anything it's just because of them running. To go further when you run your shirt will rub up and down on your body, and that causes the nipple bleedage

At 9/21/09 04:42 PM, PIKAFAN11 wrote: i'm thinking of watching the first donnie darko movie on youtube and i need to know what itz rated R for.

someone dies. There is some violence and language.. They talk about smurf genitals at one point and thats about it. There is nothing all that bad in this movie.

At 9/7/09 09:41 PM, StrangelyMauled wrote: You are an idiot. Mocking religion is a pitiful thing to do. You make fun of people because they have different morals and thoughts on life. You asshat.

welcome to the internet.

At 9/7/09 10:28 PM, brenheezy wrote: with some people but I don't know how to swim, but obviously I was too shy to say this, I don't know what to do, HELP, i need to learn how to swim within like 9 hours

is it just in a small pool where you can easily get to the side, or in a lake or something?

It's a great list so far but I still want more lol.

At 8/22/09 02:36 AM, 111122223138 wrote: my friend said she wants her breast smaller because they are too large....

SERIOUSLY?
NG's...can breast be TOO large?

prove my friend wrong NG's

well some girls actually do have boobs that are too big. The weight causes back problems over time.

At 8/21/09 08:14 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 8/21/09 07:51 PM, BoshansStudios wrote:

At 8/21/09 07:10 PM, Master117chief wrote: The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die.

Has a techno feeling to it.

Is that bad?

not at all

At 8/21/09 07:00 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: How can no one have suggest Kickstart My Heart-Motley Crue yet?

such a great choice. Has the fast tempo I'm looking for. I did suggest saints of los angeles by them though.

At 8/21/09 07:07 PM, DM692 wrote: Your Disease or Click Click Boom by Saliva.

your disease is good, and I wish click click boom was heavy the whole way through, it kind of slows down for a bit.

At 8/21/09 07:10 PM, Master117chief wrote: The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die.

Has a techno feeling to it.

gears of war goes for pretty cheap.

At 8/21/09 05:28 PM, darkblackman wrote: A7X - Bat Country

Another great addition. And I never caught on before, but I just noticed that song has a lot to do with " Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". Just the title should have given it away.

At 8/21/09 05:28 PM, ghostxero wrote: go with the flow by queens of the stone age

good song.

At 8/21/09 05:46 PM, 1-2-3 wrote: Charlie Sheen vs Henry Rollins- Alexisonfire

+1 if you get it

They're pretty heavy. and sadly I don't get it.

I'm going to start using that site.

At 8/21/09 03:45 PM, doctorjmcgee wrote: Fuel -Metallica
Ace of Spades -Motorhead

speaking of metallica, all nightmare long would be a good one.
Also, Fever for the flava'- hot action cop

At 8/21/09 03:42 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Well there are some songs that i frequently listen to that I consider 'Car Chase' music (or the rush mix-tape as i like to call it)
Negative Creep-Nirvana
Hang Them All-Tapes 'n' Tapes
Fast Fuse-Kasabian
Low-Foo Fighters
Are a few that first come to mind.

All pretty good choices. And is that Jack Black in the foo fighters video? lol

At 8/21/09 03:33 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I literally can't believe you forgot "Highway Star" by Deep Purple. It's a classic.

don't say ANYTHING about my username.

well that's why i'm asking. I had ambitions to make a great playlist but my mind is drawing a blank.

I won't make fun of your name, hell I made a sig for you one time.

At 8/21/09 03:30 PM, iscrulz wrote: All Blind Guardian songs

I looked at some of their music and they're pretty heavy without being all scream. Thanks for turning me onto them. But I need more.

I'm trying to create a playlist of songs that you could consider car chase music.

Here are a few of the songs I have come up with for the playlist so far and some of them don't fit too well.

Shoot to thrill - AC\DC
Black Betty- Spiderbait
Dragula- Rob Zombie
Saints of Los aNGeles- Motley Crue
Lets get it started- Black Eyed Peas

You can kind of see what kind of music I like from the small sample of songs. So Newgrounds, please help me create this playlist. Basically I'm looking for that loud and fast, gets you pumped feeling.

At 8/17/09 01:46 PM, JKMonkey wrote: My trade school sessions start August 31st and I'm kind of nervous about it, since ill be in a whole new wing of my college and i know nothing about the layout of the wing.

Yeah, but did you know anything about the layout of the other wing when you first started?

As for me I go back after labor day.

do your worst

Well I can't really judge because I wasn't there. Maybe if they had a video or something.

If it was an involuntary yawn then yes this is bullshit. However, if it wasn't the man should have known better than to do something just to be a dick, and to a judge no less.

I really need help

This song can be found in the first guitar hero game. The song has a Hawaiian feel to it and has no lyrics. It's decently long. Help me Newgrounds, you're my only hope.... well not really.

At 8/7/09 12:57 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: If that's the real story behind the picture (which I'm sure everyone here has seen millions of times), then I would like to see how fucked up the child is.

I've never seen that picture before today. I don't think the child is fucked up at all( not because of this drawing anyways). I know that when I drew as a very young child that I didn't know about drawing distances and vanishing points.

this was like two days ago but it hurts twice as bad as it did then and now it's ITCHY! so if anyone was any suggestions besides Aloe Vera please do tell.

I remember my friend freaking out as a kid because he had a really bad sunburn so she took a loaf of bread out of the freezer and applied it to the burnt spot. Helped relieve the itchiness and all.

At 8/7/09 12:20 AM, benjix555 wrote: You dont understand how good it feels to undo your BUTTFLAP

Mine never had the butt flap though. I don't think the thread starter has ever seen " A Christmas Story" either.

At 8/7/09 12:15 AM, EpicFail wrote:

At 8/7/09 12:13 AM, SatanHam wrote:

EMBARRAS YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY NSFW

Where is the Not Safe For Work part of that?

Yes that's what i'm wondering. Also I had footy pajamas when I was younger, they were red ranger ones from the original power rangers, and they were kick ass.

At 8/6/09 11:57 PM, blakemo wrote: I prefer The Grammar Nazi

lol OP spelled character wrong.

Oprah does have a lot of money, but it's only in billions, so a trillion pretty much kills her. Although that is just her money i'm talking about and not all of the properties and the money in her company etc.