Thank you all for your replies. In reply to some specific posts:
RyanKajito: Yep. Muahahaha. Actually, I imagined it as there being a radar picking up on the problem and sending someone to go fix it, so that may comfort you.
test-object: The pipe in their ass is for excrement. And unfortunately, I couldn't help that pipe being in the opposite direction, unless I were to create like, a custom pipe, which in retrospect maybe I should have created, but nevermind.
Lennaerd: I was expecting some negative replies. Thanks for your honesty. I suspect I might have to get used to replies like that so it's good to start small.