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uhhh, you didnt see this

but wait, you did!

Ill help Co-Write, is it gonna be serious or comedic

you know what would be awsome if artist J (i think he is justin bianchi) replies

whats with all the gf related topics, i mean one everynow and ten is fine but this is like 4 in three days. and so this post isnt completly off topic, you should try not to be friends with her as if you get close enough she wont want to go out incase it jepodises your friendship btw anyone who ask for gf advice on Ng must be completly clueles, or shy, which one is it, because if your shy the girl could be flattered that you built the courage up to ask her and go out or not harshly reject you and ridicule you infront of all her friends, and DONT ask her out on the phone or internet. That is rule number one

oh shit so many typos

Today was a momentu occasion in my life, i finally achieved my goal of opening a 2 litre bottle artist J style. I shall now inform you of this occasion.

The time was 20.06 Perth time in Western Australia.

I had just returned from the deli, with a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi Max held firmly in my grasp with one goal in mind, drink a 2 litlre bottle of fizzy drink artist j style. So i got stuck into it, putting my index and middle finger around the neck of the bottle, and started to lift. Then tragedy struck i couldn't rise the bottle to a suitable angle so i could drink. Trying to think What would Artist J do (WWAJD?) i realised as the mind wasnt pure i could not possibly think to achive this goalso i cleared my mind and tried for the second time, but alas my fingers couldnt take it and my fingers snapped clean off at the knuckle, meaning i lost two of my fingeres and dropped the pepsi max.

while i cleaned the blood off the neck and waited for the drink to settle i had an idea, what if ii improved on the artist j technique buy using my ring and pinky finger, surley this would be considered more manly. With my mind pure and all the strength in my body focused on one goal, i manovered the bottle into a sutable position, success was mine, or so i thought...

there was one final task left for me to clear, the removal of the lid and then the sweet goodness would be mine. unfortunatly moving the bottle into the suitable position had left me as weak as a 6 moth old baby. Try as much as i like i could not remove the lid, defeat was ineitable so i once againg turned to J, it was almost as if i heard his e-voice type to me and only to me, "WWAJD? Artist j would beat it with my manly rod", left pondering this riddle i realised it was a test, artist j would never deviate from the style he had perfected, so i put my rod away and tried again with the grated remains of my thumb.

Luckily a peice of bone from my index finger had hooked into the lind and i managed to peirce my thimb with it and finally unhook the lid releasing the sweet pepsi unto my throat.

VICTORY was mine and i would like to thank artist J for the inspiration to complete this task and to the nurses at the hospital for typing this for me.

At 1/5/06 12:12 PM, sas3900 wrote: 2006 couse we have desent computers and 1966 hasen't
and i don't do drugs and that is wat 1966 is all about

O you just did not dis one of the largest periods of social and political upheavel. Smoking weed was a form of peaceful protestation that they practised to stick it to the man (because world as it should be is run by the man, thats right you femminist commie pinko bastards) some of the worlds biggest events happened in the 60's, i cant rember any of them because i was a) not born. or b) too high. think before you post

jk bout the femminest crap

Hey i love family guy, and as a matter of fact i just ordered about 31.5 hours of freakin' goodness .

I was wondering seing as this is the family guy crew, is there a place were i can get gif off episodes ans i wanted to get one from the episode where peter goes blind and stewie complains that eating nickles is "the biggest waste of money since i tricked out my trike"
then you saw his trike as if it had hydralics and a huge speaker at the back.

this sounded a lot more straight forward in my head

I did a little journolism (sp?) in year 11 and from what i rember anything tat isnt an encyclopedia
entry is indeed biased, as everything has a bias.

Mafia. Deinantly.

In the good ol land of aus, they do show nudity, but only naked breastesses (say it out loud)
But what really irks me is that if a man, such as myself, wants to satisfy his needs he has to resort to the internet because the only porn allowed is the shit softcore stuff.

Not me. Now i have your attention i need your help with a little matter. If i was to draw a dominant character from a low angle would i make the body bigger and the head smaller or the head bigger and the body smaller? thx

my parents are...odd. They dont believe in any Mind-Altering substances, one hint of a "substance" will fucken push them over the top, and i dont want that shit in my house.

At 1/2/06 03:24 AM, someguy362 wrote: smoke lots of weed in every room.
that changes the smell

While i am certain that would work, its a little iffy as if it is acceptable when your parents are comming around.

How the fuck do you get rid of a stale beer smell, my house smells like an old pub.

Ha, I'm gonna kidnap the president of PETA and give him a cooked chicken and say if you dont eat this chicken i will go and kill another one

its in general and he is allowed to voice his opinion. I like the smiths too

I have heard many people praise this film and quote it, and i have read the reviews, but what the hell is it about, what genre is it from etc. can someone help me fill the blanks.

lol spoiler. Over in the west of aus it sucked as it was about 20 degrees celcius when it is normally about 40 degres celcius

well i suppose i'm thinking about moving to new york to experiance life as well. As to talking to my parents i have and they said "do whatever you feel you need to do" *sigh*

Well, i am thinking about furthering my study and geting a degree in audio Engineering (record produer). the place where i am studying offers the course in new york. me being an aussie its a long way to move. just wondering what other peoples opinions are?

you see, music is an evolution. the riffs in blues inspired rock the way that they loop. you probly cannot see the connection but if you go decade to decade you can see a defininte pattern. metal is only connected to blue through rock. Rock lead people out to try new innovations and rebel.

Punk comes from britain

I'll give a a lil family tree for metal starting with the beatles. The Beatles along with elvis popularised rock and roll. most of this featured clean riffs and such. Then (probly skipping bands) the sex pistols rebeled against the goody toe shoes rock.
ergo...Metal comes from Punk which comes from rock.

the punk you hear in todays music...aint punk

Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea:
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page let every stage
Advance Australia fair,
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands,
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands,
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share,
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.
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go australia bitches

dude calm down. Im just stating the truth, but hey, be ignorant. Also rap grew out of the blues, and so did rock, and from rock grew metal, and from metal grew nothing. GUES who ruined the cycle

technically jazz isnt american, and neither is "rock". Jazz originated in paris which was brought over when the frenchies setteled in new orleans. Jazz did have an influence on the blues wich is probly the original american music. Rock first started in britain, popularized by the beatles in america. so probly the blues is the music america is famous for

Hooker heels, not the best idea.

think i will lol

that wasnt a choice