At 7/18/09 10:51 PM, Bergonbelson wrote: Do what comes naturally

Stick your arm in there. Fuck oral

If you're too stupid to decide it yourself, you don't deserve to live.

Find a hobby for yourself, something you're interested in and is hopefully constructive. You know, something that increases a valuable skill. It would hopefully take your mind off of certain things and just allow you to relax.

Also kill yourself.

In my opinion, religion is simply a crafted answer to the question of why we are here, what am I to do with my life and what the hell is exactly going on. Man created the idea of a higher power because it was the most logical idea to them of that time, and answered a lot of questions they had back then.

It isn't now, though. Science is where all the cool kids are at.

At 7/13/09 09:25 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
I produce so much sperm, I could hold a nuke to my testes for an hour, and still have more than most of you.

Krakatoa incarnate.

Hey, Dr. Pepper.

Remember that money you owe me? I want it.

You should tell her that before that little event, all you did was watch her while she sleeps. Now you'll do it with a knife.

Wh-...Why would you even do this

At 7/11/09 02:03 PM, Fezz wrote: Lies.

I would of taken pictures, but it did actually happen.

I also rented S. Darko. Thought it was pretty meh compared to Donnie Darko.

I went to Blockbuster the other day, and i was browsing their xbox games when I saw an extra copy of Prototype. Feeling lucky, I picked it up but it felt heavier than normal. The cases are usually light-weight, having nothing inside them but this time it was as if something was in there.

So I opened it up, and there was the disc and booklet for Prototype. I sneaked them into my pocket after I looked around for cameras. Thankfully, the only cameras aimed at anything were the PS3 showcase with a nice plasma screen TV looping through Madden footage, and the cash registers/where the staff worked.

Anybody here have stories where they were really luck and walked off with a free game?

Your house just likes big water bills.

It's probably nothing, just relax. Call a plumber or something

At 7/10/09 02:40 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:

btw not muslim

Then why would you?

Continental ftw

Show it off to everyone you know, and act like an asshole.

Obviously.

I bought it the other day but they had no recipes.

Fucking ripoff

At 7/7/09 11:21 PM, Sanjay wrote:

At 7/7/09 11:18 PM, Bomshaw wrote: I still have some more mashmallows left over. What should I do with them?

Take pictures of them, otherwise I won't believe you and end up locking this story thread.

But I don't have a camera

Being the good American I was, I had a bunch of money to spend and very little time to do it. I was in a convenience store, so I looked to my right and they had marshmellows. Thousands.

The cashier thought I was crazy, but it didn't matter. Yesterday, I went around pegging every single person I saw with marshmallows. The nearby park, the church, the streets of Newark (it isn't as bad as they say. Not the Ironbound section) - nobody saw it coming.

Then again, you wouldn't expect a sticky lathered up man with goops of marshmallows melted across his body by the heat of the summer to peg you with marshmallows.

The cops tried to catch me, but even as they tried to tackle me their hands just slipped across my chalky body. Catch the marshmallow man, they cried. Catch the marshmallow man.

I still have some more mashmallows left over. What should I do with them?

So are you going to start your own crazy cult with Kool-Aid and everything?

Cause I'll join.

At 6/11/09 10:20 PM, todo-winterwolf wrote:

At 6/11/09 10:18 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 6/11/09 10:13 PM, Final2Legion wrote: How did he get away with this?

Al-Qaeda

I dont like camels

And camels don't like Americans. What are you going to do about it? Mister sleeps on a fucking rug when praying instead of going to an actual church is making fun of our American ways, and you're gonna take that?

Looks like the commies won.

At 6/5/09 08:08 PM, Grim13x wrote:

At 6/5/09 08:03 PM, agustana wrote: This is why I love penis.

This is why I hope you're a girl.

That's why I hope she's actually a guy.

I thought vaginas were just a place to keep change and the such. After a while, it'd just get lint inside em'.

Kinda like pockets

Have a seizure, everyone won't know the difference.

Jack Johnson's face, as a lollipop.

And as you take a bite out of it, sweet sweet caramel mixed with milk chocolate oozes out.

At 6/3/09 06:29 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: Does anyone consider this to be in shape?

Only if the laps were several hundred miles long.

No Jack Nicholson makes me sad.

At 5/26/09 10:04 PM, sldghmmr wrote:

Plus where would a student get a bomb capable of blowing up an entire school.

Dunno lol.

Watch out for the maggots this time of year, they can hide anywhere.

I like to think these are all just guesses based on the average sign's personality.

At 1/16/09 10:04 PM, SmartNoob wrote:

At 1/16/09 10:01 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Get your flight suit jokes in now, cause as of the 20th, no more relevance.

Last time I checked we were in the 21st century.

I don't think he meant 20th century-wise.

Alright, do me.