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Insofar as I can see, this seems to have nothing to do with flash, and more to do with a preteens emo-like wailings.
My parents wont leave me alone, I have no privacy, i want to die. Wah wah wah.

Newgrounds is a place where anyone can submit content. This inevitabley leads to some "perverted" (by your standards) people submtting mature rated content.

Bottom line, if you live with your parents, and use their internet connection, they are entitled to restrict your viewing. Especially if youre still at the age where you can get grounded lol.

So stop bitching and grow a pair. Go on NG at an internet cafe if you wanna watch adult flashes.

Ta muchly. Im on my way to editing joy!

Hi guys, hope you can help. I had to frag my computer cause some douche sent me a virus, so ive lost the software i was using to edit mp3s for flash. What i need is a free program that will allow me to cut the length of mp3s by trimming parts out. Also, some volume effects/transitions and filters would be helpful. I think i was using nero wave editor or something before. That seemed to be ok, but i cant get hold of a free version.
Any recommendations?

Why not just delete the last two lines of code? If your button only exists in the last keyframe, then you shouldnt have to set its visibility to false.

Theres a voice actors club in the clubs/crews forum. I thought I heard something about it being abandoned, but you should probably check there first.

I was hoping for a little more specific than that.

Just a little

Can anyone point me in the direction of an appropriate tutorial.

Im aiming to make a flash game where your ship has a gunnery skill used to alter a random chance of hitting a target. It also has health that gets depleted, and an assortment of weapons to use.

Any ideas on where to find a good tut?

ok. thanks for the help =]

I need the windows explorer frame to be invisible. the one with close, maximise and minimise on it.

I hope someone can give a bit of AS help.
First I need AS that closes the animation when a button is clicked. This has to function when exported as an exe file.
Also I need to remove the outer windows frame, so that it is just the animation visible.
Any ideas?

Im making a flash and was hoping someone could help me out.
I need a song to play in the background of a scene where a unit of soldiers are having an after battle victory party. The song needs to sound like it could be played by acoustic instruments. No electric guitars and whatnot.
Any suggestions from either outside sources or the audio portal?

I think this topic is a bit ambiguous but since ive not created a song i think id better keep this post out of the audio forum.
Heres what I need:
Im making a flash where a unit of soldiers has accomplished their mission and is getting drunk and having a general after battle party. I need a song to play in the background, but one that sounds like it could be played by the battalions band. Musicians only, no CD player and no electric guitars style of thing.
Any Suggestions?

Doesnt this piss anyone else off? OK, the guidelines say constructive criticism but sometimes the only constructive criticism you can give is stop submitting bollocks! Then you get a delete notification because youre not being helpful in your reviews? What a gyp!

Testing the water here. I need someone to play James Bond in a spoof.
The animation will be a fairly goofy-humored parody of the innacuracies of the James Bond character.
If you want to appear in the flash as yourself, then the only requirement is to sound british and slightly upper-class.
If you dont want to appear in the flash, you have to be able to sound like Pierce Brosnan, because thats the bond ill use.
PM me if youre interested.
REMEMBER this may not nescessarily go ahead!!!

but enough of that, maybe I am wrong. And the fact that thousands upon thousands more people are hearing the site html over and over again is actually lowering the ratings, but even if you can believe that, do you also question the site’s legacy?

Not to be pedantic, but its a URL, not HTML.

And its the fact that ebaum is using other peoples work to promote his advert infested site thats pissing people off. Why should he get paid for "hosting" other folks hard labour.

And on the subject of slandering the animation, its not to your liking. This does not mean its crap.

At 11/15/06 05:10 PM, Camarohusky wrote:

At 11/15/06 10:20 AM, boltrig wrote: Then Dont use it to justify an argument

Why shouldn't I? All I'm saying is that America has the power to be arrogant. No one else can because America will just look at them and the other will realize howlittle they acctually have, in terms of physical power, economic power, and diplomatic power.

Because you dont agree with it. You cant say America has the power to back up it's arrogance ( in a positive manner) and then say oh but im opposed to violence and detainment"

Scotland is a very small country with a population of 5,062,011 according to wikipedia travel (2001). Compare that to the population of NYC. 18,976,457 same source. Now what do you want economically from a country whose entire population could fit into ONE of your cities 3 times over. For a small nation i think we're doing OK. Count it.

It's strange, you keep trying to disagree, but you keep furthering what I say. Scotland has the population of a minor city in America, so tell me how that allows Scotland to somehow be free of American power, and arrogance?

Did I say it does? No. And you didnt make any comment about power and arrogance in the first place! You slandered the economy! I said that Scotlands a small country and you cant expect it to make as big contribution to the global economy as the states. How do you not get this?

And just on the subject, theres a few minor things that Scotland has contributed to the globe:

Television
Penecillin
Sean Connery
Decimal point
Pneumatic Tyre
Cats Eyes
MRI Scanners
Pedal Bicycle
Fax Machines
Anastheics
Fingerprinting
Breach Loading Rifle
oh, and the US Navy, but you dont agree with violence, do you?

So theres but a few things that Scotland has contributed. Heres a few more
Now, to use a Scots phrase, "Shut it, ya wideo, or al chib ye"

"Nae danger."

At 11/15/06 10:09 AM, Camarohusky wrote:

At 11/15/06 09:57 AM, boltrig wrote: Do you realise what a contradiction that post is? Killing and detainment is wrong. What if youre detaining tsomeone because theyre a criminal. Thats detainment but i sure as hell feel ok with it.

Maybe I am giving a reason that I do not neccesarily condone.

So you dont think removing murderers/rapists/armed criminals from the general population is a good idea? Camarohusky for President! Its not exactly a tough stance on crime, but it sure is original!

At 11/15/06 10:09 AM, Camarohusky wrote:

Maybe I am giving a reason that I do not neccesarily condone.

Then Dont use it to justify an argument

:I mean look at Scotland, what does it have to offer economically? Mud and drunk losers like you?
What did you call me a drunk for? A bit of a generalisation there. Perhaps run out of intellegent arguments?Perhaps lashing out at your own inarticulacy? Please allow me to retort. What does america have to offer? Gun toting xenophobic rednecks.

To all Americans reading this post, that was not an actual insult, im just responding to Camarohusky and his slander on Scotland.
Scotland is a very small country with a population of 5,062,011 according to wikipedia travel (2001). Compare that to the population of NYC. 18,976,457 same source. Now what do you want economically from a country whose entire population could fit into ONE of your cities 3 times over. For a small nation i think we're doing OK. Count it.

:Seiously. Think, it helps.

Im trying. Your stupidity is catching though.

At 11/15/06 09:31 AM, Camarohusky wrote: I just love how people seem to be able to justify death, killing and horrible acts by saying they're neccesary. I don't care if it's war or not, killnig or detainment of innocent people FOR ANY REASON is absolutely wrong! You all know this, now stop petting your guns and think.

Back on topic, like I said earlier, we're onyl arrogant because we can be. No other country has the stuff to back up an arrogant attitude like the US does.

Do you realise what a contradiction that post is? Killing and detainment is wrong. What if youre detaining tsomeone because theyre a criminal. Thats detainment but i sure as hell feel ok with it.

But then you go on to say that the US has the stuff to back up its arrogance? Newsflash! That "stuff" is the will and ability to kill and detain.

At 11/15/06 05:48 AM, ididurmomma wrote: OMGZORZ YOUR SUCH A HYPOCRITICAL ASS WIPE! Jesus christ dotn sit there and say were an arrogant nation then go and say alot of european nations are greater and then say germany is greater by far, Im sure as hell not shooting in the dark when i say your probally from GERMANY! DUMB ASS! so dont stand there and say we hate all people just becuase our fat over weight Mc donalds raised women can kick the shit out of yoru skinny ass little european sluts any day of the week! ill take a women who is great in bed with a nice attitude then a stuck up bitch with a cock in her ass any day of the week. so before you go off and call this stupid ass stuck up nation arrogant you better check your inhibitions at the door.

I think someone already called America on justifying itsself through violence. Youre really just proving him right here.
Also, reducing this to the level of who youd rather fuck? Well, I dont care and I dont think any of the rest of the NG community does either. Especially since you sound about 11, not 21, from your post. Keep your pre-teen rants to yourself.

Violence and sex. No wonder Amerca is being called barbaric

At 10/30/06 05:16 PM, TheMason wrote:

At 10/30/06 05:12 PM, neoptolemus wrote:

At 10/30/06 05:11 PM, BanditByte wrote:

At 10/30/06 03:37 PM, neoptolemus wrote: And so ultimately it's a cult which promises happiness if you give them your money.

Meh, sounds like most organized religions to me.

Yeah, i'd have to agree with you there.

Ditto...but I also think South Park did a great telling of Scientology beliefs...

True. The South Park episode explaining scientology was fantastic! Im just not sure how people can believe this stuff though. How comes SETI finds nothing, but this Hubbard character can know that this evil alien overlord exists. And thats just one flaw!

At 11/14/06 05:01 PM, Ertyguy wrote: I'de rather not snapshot every framebecause my computer gets slow for some reason when i do that, but the reason i can't trace is because i want it to be not animated. Like if a person was talking (News does this). It's for a science project due at the end of the semester (January).I'm trying to get a head start with it.

The news uses green/blue screens, but im not sure of video editing software that would be able to change the view seen behind the subject. Maybe look into that rather than flash?

At 11/14/06 04:52 PM, Camarohusky wrote:

Ok, so if I were to kill your family, would it make it any better if the reason was me trying tp ut pressure on you to capitulate? I don't think so.

And No, I was not talking about the A-bomb. I was talking about the fire bombings. The A-bomb was a last ditch effort that we really did not know completely about, but we knew when we fire bombed tokyo that the city would burn like a pile of sticks.

How stupid are you? A millitary body bombing a population centre in a time of war is an accepted nescessity. An individual cannot declare war or have their declaration accepted, therefore making your killing of my family a MURDER! You appear to be a serial killer in waiting.
You are not an army, and killing a single family would be viewed as murder anyway, even if it was a millitary body exectuing the killing.

And on the subject of fire bombing - what did bombers on both the axis and British sides use to mark cities in blackout as targets for their bomber waves? Incendiary devices - fire bombs! You look at any archived footage of bombed Britain what do you see. So what if America knew Tokyo would burn - so did all sides in the war!

Good god I feel infected by your stupidity.

This seems to have digressed into a topic about war crimes. I thought the topic was arrogance.

Camarohusky, bombing and gassing are totally different!! How stupid are you? Bombing on both sides was basically intended to wipe out manufacturing capabilities and put pressure on politicians by threatening major population centres. The Jews were gassed because Hitler was a fucking lunatic, and believed that they must be eliminated for his precious arian race to survive.

One is essential to gaining an upper hand and winning a protracted war. One is a retarded idea and an even more stupid way of going about it. What youre saying is that the Jews were basically just another standard casualty of war. Thats pretty insulting to those who died in that pretty god-awful manner.

If you mean the icon for a submitted flash, just scroll down to below the description and upload a new icon. It should overwrite the old one

Ok, its out. All done. Now please be more careful in future regarding the literal and figurative uses of "pussy"

At 11/14/06 06:50 AM, Jaketheclonetrooper wrote:
Americans had concentration camps too. Now shut up.

Read further down that article you linked to. The phillipenes tortured Americans in that was too. WWII was different. Only one side was killing Jews by the million...

I think a lot of people are lashing out at America due to their own countries relative impotence in world affairs, and their own dissalusioned people. Im not American, Im Scottish so I'm writing from a fairly neutral standpoint.

Look at the Iraq situation. Legal or not I dont care, thats not what I'm discussing. If it came down to it, America could probably have invaded and liberated (and dont go calling me on the use of liberated - again its beside the point im making) the country on it's own, without the involvement of the UK and other places. What other free democratic country could have sustained such a campain single handed?

Now also look at the percentage of dissenters against the war. The USA had a much more vocal pro-war side than anywhere else. Not even pro-war just pro-America. All you would hear in the UK was bitching about how we shouldnt be in Iraq and whatnot, whereas even if Americans didnt agree with the war, they still advocated support for the troops doing a job over there. There are very few places left with such a patriotic spirit and national pride. Fair enough some of the Americans are self-involved and are clueless and insensitive but theres no reason to tar them with the same brush. Only a small percentage are that daft and I think sometimes thats wrongly mistaken for an entire nation's arrogance.

So everyone here to bitch - take a look at your own nations. How many of your countries claim to "Be the best (insert claim here)". Very few. Ask yourself why not. And dont tell me its modesty.

Britain doesnt have the first amendment, but its kinda the same thing. It tends to be that this countrys not too bad for censorship. Games that get onto the market with little to no trouble here cause outrage and instant banning in some countries. Australia especially springs to mind. The only thing is that you cant speak your mind if it offends a 'minority' Thats the biggest load of bullshit here.

Well I reckon so

Yeah, its probably best to go with the firefox downloader. Sometimes depending on your system steup, swf's can fail to appear or whatever inthe temporary folder.