652 Forum Posts by "Boltrig"
At 1/9/07 10:01 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote:At 1/9/07 09:45 PM, PuRpLeHaZe wrote:Well, you should have gotten a few clean shots to the face, get behind them, force them into an arm lock, then run and slam them into a nearby solid wall (or the ground.)At 1/9/07 09:44 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: He is a jerk! Did you get your money back?No i did not.
And you people believe this whacko?
Translation of Original Story.
I cant be bothered to leave the house so I imagined the following:
I actually got up and left the house. I went to hassle some young children, but when I tried to intimidate them, one hit me and stole the $10 I was going to buy pringles with.
The updated story was posted to NG to make the poster appear less lacking in balls
At 1/9/07 09:57 PM, NimbleElephant wrote:At 1/9/07 09:55 PM, Boltrig wrote:I love the song 96 Quite Bitter Beings. Haven't heard the rest of the album, yet.At 1/9/07 09:54 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Volume 1 by Hurt. This CD is outstanding. They play Falls Apart on the radio every once in a while, but the album has so many great songs.Hmm Volume 1 again but this time by CKY. The only somg that ever gets played is 96 Quite Bitter Beings, but the rest of the album is just as good!
Its rockin man. If you get a chance, check it out. Especially Rio Bravo and Disengage the Simulator
At 1/9/07 09:55 PM, BuryMeWhereIFall wrote: Yeah, I like Gary Sinise , but it doesn't look as good as the other ones for some reason. I should give it a watch, though...Lieutenant Dan!!!
If that was a correction, I know its spelt Gary Sinise. =p I was trying to make a humerous connection to his perpetual look of "just about to sneeze" ness
At 1/9/07 09:54 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Volume 1 by Hurt. This CD is outstanding. They play Falls Apart on the radio every once in a while, but the album has so many great songs.
Hmm Volume 1 again but this time by CKY. The only somg that ever gets played is 96 Quite Bitter Beings, but the rest of the album is just as good!
At 1/9/07 09:36 PM, Complete wrote:
No!
Topic starter, tell him to go away. It's the nice thing to do.
I fucking hate hippies!
At 1/9/07 09:51 PM, BuryMeWhereIFall wrote: You probably would have won if you weren't a scrawny little stoner.
Lol =D
Why are any users even dignifying this little pre-teen runt with even semi-serious answers?
At 1/9/07 09:47 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote:
Don't encourage the Mega/Tek person. He's made a few topics trying to mimmic the huge flame thread from ages past.
Fair enough. Will ignore from this point on.
You wouldnt have seen the ad, but SKY TV advertised an episode of the simpsons on SKY one, featuring comedian Ricky Gervais. The ads ran for (I shit you not) about 3 months before the air date.
I dont like Ricky gervais that much to begin with, and the over-hype and subsequent let-down made me dislike him all the more.
Probably what put me off the simpsond as well
Anyway w00t CSI! I like CSI NY better though. With Gary Sneeze. Seriously, doesnt he always look like he is about to?:
Well done? Any point to the anecdote? No? Just checking
At 1/9/07 09:39 PM, megamikey333333 wrote: wut u guys r werid jus tell me the da program plzzzz
What? You guys are weird. Just tell me the program please!
There. How fucking hard was that! Either talk properly or shut the fuck up
Get the fuck off the BBS you fucking retard. And stop typing like that. Its not cool, its really quite fucking childish. How much fucking effort is involved in typing "th" instead of "d"
dat
What a fucking stupid word
Im leaving now.
Your stupidity is infectious
At 1/9/07 09:29 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Coltrane should have died on Christmas morning.
Lol. A lil harsh but funny. =D
At 1/9/07 09:27 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:At 1/9/07 09:20 PM, Boltrig wrote: Another 7 year old! "Tell him to go away". Good GodViolence is the right thing to do here.
What better way to say "Go Away!" than with a 2x4 or lead pipe!
[/sarcasm]
I like the way in which your attempts at sarcasm fail =D
Violence is a fuckin great idea! This guy has already had words spoken at him to no avail. Either stupid or ignorant. Either way violence is all he's likely to understand! Humiliate him by beating him in a physical situation and hes more likely to back down that if you outwit him. Either that or go practice the American right to gun ownership.
Ach like I give a ratsass anyway. The NG BBS is not the place for whining about female trouble. Fuckin deal with it or failing that go become an emo.
At 1/9/07 09:11 PM, shadofknight wrote: boltrig i literally loled!
friggin hilarious
Try Billy Connolly then:
“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. . . . That can keep me awake for days..”
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
At 1/9/07 09:18 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Tell him to go away, you asked him to stop twice, and she asked him too
Another 7 year old! "Tell him to go away". Good God
What better way to say "Go Away!" than with a 2x4 or lead pipe!
At 1/9/07 09:09 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: Tell him to stop and if he doesn't tell his girlfriend.
Oh...My God. Are you 7 years old? Get the fuck off of NG
At 1/9/09 08:54 PM, Unheard wrote:
:You have problems with the females, and somewhere along your train of thought it occurs that you may ask young -teens and virgins that only go out of the basement for treks to Micky D's for help?
Is that an admission Unheard? Im 20 so that rules me out of at least one category! =D
Grow a pair of balls, punch this douche in the face, and keep NG whine - free =D
I dont know if quotes from comedians cound but some that Dylan Moran comes out with are amazing.
On Rap:
It makes me feel so old! I have tried on several occasions, to get home with the downies.
On the German language
"It sounds like a typewriter eating tinfoil."
Always Good =D
At 1/9/07 08:55 PM, Ecke wrote: Fanboys vote it to the top, Cuntmunchers give it a zero.
CHOOSE A SIDE.
Define "it". I made refrence to several movies and collections.
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You seem angry...
Is it in fact just me, or are other NG users seeing it too.
I think the top 50 list has become a lot more fluid in recent months. Granted A Phillips work, the "There she is" set and a few individual movies are consistently near the top, but they move around a lot more.
Has anyone else noticed this phenomenon, or am I finally going senile?
Escape From Hellview by the always awesome CKY
Not to be confused with the videos of the same name. Mr Bam "Kick-dads-ass-for-ratings" Margera Hijacked the name for the videos, leaving the much underrated band to trail in the wake of a wave of Hawk generation skater-kids.
Sorry for the rant but anyway yeh - Listen To CKY
I think what you want to do is move part of a straight line like its a corner. I dont know how to do it with a simple button hold, but I know of another way you could do it.
1.Use the line tool to draw 2 straight lines through the point you want to be able to drag. You want to draw them just a few millimetres on either side of the point.
2.Delete the segment of line in the middle.
3.Delete the two lines you just drew.
4.Drap one side of our line to its new position.
5.Join the other sidde up.
Hey Presto, a corner. Hope this helps, and hope ive interpreted the question right.
At 12/26/06 09:43 PM, Hacksign5 wrote: I'm sorry if this thread and post offends the hentai and porno people (no offense), but, that stuff offends me.
Then youre easily offended. Most of the adult content on NG is humerous, andif not its animated, and therefore deserves its place. Noticing youre profile, youre 13. Heres a number of points:
1. Youre either lying or a religious fanatic if youre 13 and offended by porn. And by the whole, y'know, "im learning to kill" thing, i doubt it lol.
2. Youve got no business clicking on content rated above your age - and then complaining about it
3. You are not in my head. If you were, Id be offended by porn too an im not.
Wait till your balls drop and see how offended you are then
If you want NG to see what its like, then why not post it? More people would see it than just the ones who use the BBS
I think you might need to disambiguate before anyone can help. Make your question a lil clearer and We'll see whats up.
Mr Blobby was this Fucking Horrendous ... thing!
It used to be on British TV and all it said was its name in a voice that annoyed you within 3 seconds of hearing it.
Google it ... at your own risk
Wrong part of the BBS.
Try posting here instead: NG Voice Actors Club
If its a fairly common music file, best to try searching for it and re-downloading it. If not id try the recording technique mentioned above, except use audacity
Agreed. Put your efforts towards somthing else. Dress-ups are boring after approx 15 seconds, and if people want to look at undressed women, theyll download limewire
