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I got a book on actionscript a while back, and i think the guy said that most limits in flash are in ther region of 16000.
(EG layers, symbols etc)

Post your code for each button and lets have a look

Its different in Scotland. You stay in high school till at least 16, but possible right up till 18 (depending on you DoB) If you stay on you can generally get into a Uni at 17/18 or college at 16.
Uni's here have their own student union, whereas college students all jus piss off to the local pub.

Im gonna go with uni, cause the unions usually run cheap booze nights =D

99p drinks tuesday? Yes please!

You have issues. See a shrink

At 1/10/07 09:07 PM, 1062 wrote: Justin Timberlake loves the big black snake.

LOL. indeed he does

WTF is this?

Better the devil you know...

putting the letter i before everything is apples style tho.
If someone brought out the iShit, you'd assume apple had made another fine product. Brand recognition and so forth

What adverts do the American users of NG get just below the nav bar?

I cant say for sure that the whole UK gets them, but in Scotland, we get these INCREDIBLY annoying ads with disembodied mouths whispering. When you roll over they all go "Shhh" and float away. Aparently this is supposed to stop you smoking so much weed.

So come on NG. What do you get across the pond?

Liberty City Surviver!
We take 20 recently paroled guys, equip them with greande launchers and flamethrowers, and let them hunt each other down!

At 1/10/07 07:52 PM, Kalibur wrote: I remember one from GTA 3. with Lazlow when he has that martial artist guest

"Lathlow mah hand"

I can't remember most of it. Can anyone else?

Yep
Reed: In fact,
Lazlow, I could easily chop this desk into two half-desks!!"
Laslow: "This desk is made of two inch thick composite wood pulp, and
has a mahogany-veneer finish, it has three drawers and, knowing
this station cost a hundred dollars. In his own words Reed
Tucker is about to smash it into two half desks! Take it away
Reed!"
Reed: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have already visualized the desk in two
half desks, and now, I shall make it so! Dragon stance...HHIII-
YAA...OOOHW...OOW LASLOW, OOH LASLOW...I think I hurt my hand!! My...my
pinky's all bent the wrong way!"
Laslow: "Listen karate kid...the desk is still in one piece,
thanks for coming on the show!"
Reed: "Okay Laslow, mockery will get you nowhere! I think I'm gonna hit
you now!!"
Laslow: "Ohh...I bruise easily, don't throw any tofus or bean
curds at me!"

LOL!! I played these games so much i memorised chatterbox and kchat. (And some of VCPR)
Sad but true...

Only thing to do.. Learn to live with it! =D

At 1/10/07 07:33 PM, Gendo wrote: Welcome to 1997....

Totally! Is your name perchance gorak the ice man?

Mr Zoo - Ive got a lil frog in m'pocket. Calm as you like, not even awake!... Oh ee's died!

Very nice... Whats it for?

:I think I' d feel uncomfortable eating that!!

Its hardly snowed at all across the pond. Last year we were buried in the stuff, but not a hint this year. I wish tomorrow would turn out to be a snow day. Exam cancelled? Yes please!

At 1/10/07 11:26 AM, mark2k7 wrote: i have just recently became level 9, mwuahaha.

now im level nine i will be different.

mark.

Yeh, You'll be ragin' at the length of time it takes to get level 10!

The only thing I can think of is the story of Grayfriar's Bobby. That was a lil dog who stood over his master's grave untill it's own death.

But i have to agree with the opposition on this one. Its a cartoon dog. It never had a life to loose. It wasnt even a long running character who died. Now if they killed Zoidberg. That would get me good an mad.

At 1/9/07 10:51 PM, Mercator wrote:

At 1/9/07 10:47 PM, Boltrig wrote:

At 1/9/07 10:47 PM, Mercator wrote:

Prez Bush

I wondered how long it would be untill he came up in this =D

All of 7 seconds.

With as many gems as he's came out with, you cant ignore him for long

At 1/9/07 10:47 PM, Mercator wrote:

Prez Bush

I wondered how long it would be untill he came up in this =D

At 1/9/07 10:39 PM, Reyals wrote: It sounded real, because it is real.

The roundhouse kick, might have been a fantasy.

MIGHT.

Im goint to use my 4th and final post for this half hour to say that I hope you believe your own fantasy to the point where the cops in your head come round and shoot you in the head gut and groin with rubber bullets to prolong the agony, before executing you. This will cause you to go into cardiac arrest due to fear, followed by brain death and loss of bowel control.

Enjoy, you fuckwit

At 1/9/07 10:35 PM, Blitzam wrote: ...If it is true, wow, your in deep shit.

Wake up and smell this guys ass in your face, cause youve been suckered in! He's 8 and thinks this makes him look cool.

So youre claiming youre typin in a rush, yet youve got time to sit about waiting for replies to your fantasy creation.

FUCK OFF!

Add theft. I want the last 45 seconds of my life back.

...

Runt

I round house kick the bitch to the face and run home.

No, You did not. Run home, maybe. Roundhouse kick? No

A) You didnt, you are a wimp with too much free time
B) The pleasure of the roundhouse kick is solely reserved for Chuck Norris!

Viva Chuck Norris!

At 1/9/07 07:46 PM, Sot-Pmoker wrote: Its funny how everytime a rap thread is made how the rock fans come to the thread and say how much rap sucks yet when a rock thread is made no rap fans go there and diss there kind of music.

Oh ya and some good rappers are:KRS-one,Wu tang clan,Nas,Atmosphere,lil Whyte,Necro,Non Phixion, and The Roots

Thats because secretly, rap fans know that rap is just someone talking at an accelerated rate over some excessively bassy "music". They have accepted the greatness of rock and metal in their hearts, and await the day when they find the seamless excuse to transition.

I tihnk that perhaps you have some serious unresolved emotional issues. Go lie down in a darkened room for a while and see how you feel later

Even if i were to know every rap song ever created, I would still not know of any good rap.
Get stuck into some metal, wimp!

My hair exists. No more no less.

At 1/9/07 10:09 PM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: I have this great Idea for a videogame...

We will combine the aspects of music and videogaming.

There will be a whole new way people look at games. There will be music playing... and some how we will create a controller that looks like a... uh... guitar! And you have to press buttons that go along with the music.

The special guitar controller will have four... no FIVE buttons. and a super cool WAMMY BAR! And if you hit enough super cool notes... star power is enabled.

I will call it, "The Guitar Master"

this will revolutionize the way we think about life.

Sarcasm is overrated. Severly Overrated. Your attempt at the tone of a man exited by an idea was a waste of effort. You border on genually pant-wetting happiness, possibly at the guitar hero game possibly at the thought of your own sarcasm. Either way tone it down.

At 1/9/07 10:00 PM, BuryMeWhereIFall wrote: No, I got your joke, I wasn't trying to correct you. I merely made the link for people who may not know who he is. And to add to my topic, I also hate WRESTLING ADS. Even if I liked wrestling, they would make me want to hang myself.

Okays, My bad! I also have to say I hate car ads. I cant remember the make or manufacturer, but theres a car ad in the UK with an everyday car performing impossible stunts. Really impossible though, its all CGI. Tis just plain daft.