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At 3/5/07 06:05 PM, stone-wall wrote: to fuck lindsey lohan. (god, ive always wanted to do that!)

Why? In gods name why?

She's rather hound-like

Lol Lame attempt. Do it back to him from an alt. He'll freak the fuck out

At 3/5/07 04:51 PM, SpankyX2 wrote: I know I am supposed to call 1 800 4myxbox, but the dude dosn't know what he is talking about on the other line. has anyones 360 broken( the system, not the hard drive) and how long did it take them to fix it?

My friends 360 broke. Microsoft UK sent him a box to send it back in, and he got a replacement.

Although it did take them like 3 and a half weeks to get it sorted

Bureaucracy gone mad

At 3/5/07 06:15 PM, Glue-Sniffer wrote: board not pussy rollerskating

Well put. In that case I

Politics forum is full of religion based topics. Go look there.

Define skate. Im not admitting to nothin untill I know its not one of the cop-out sports

Ice, board, blade

Maybe stay away from the evil that is myspace to begin with?

Just a thought

Yes its the parents fault. 8 year olds have no source of funding except through allowance. Stop buying sweets/junk food during the weekly shop, he doesnt have the means to, problem solved. Well it would have been if they had had the sense to do it when he wasnt a lardarse.
Spoil your kid and this is what you get.

GTA3 summed it up perfectly:

"I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work on the highway. I live alone, so of course I needed a car that can seat 12 and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra...it just makes me feel better! The new Maibatsu Monstrosity...mine's bigger!"

At 3/4/07 06:14 PM, emmytee wrote:

No. No. No. No.
JFK was killed by the CIA, and roswell is bullshit. Both sides were working on flying saucer type aircraft, but stopped because they sucked (see the hole in the ground in nevada). What are the chnces of an alien spacecraft crash landing on a secret aircraft testing facility? I don't think anyone really believes it was a weather balloon.....but aliens?

Flying saucers would have been a fantastic idea during the cold war though. Think about it. A spy device / first strike weapon that would be written off by most of the target country's population as a hoax / mass hysteria. Roswell isnt bullshit, just the excuse that it was indeed aliens that crashed there!
Theres no proof JFK was killed by the CIA. I read in some conspiracy book that his assassination was sanctioned by the Vatican. For what reason I forget.

Anyway, I digress. If you really want to slow global warming, just drop a massive ice cube into the ocean every so often

Futurama refrence

At 3/3/07 10:39 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: Interesting/annoying to see last night's episode of The Simpsons ($pringfield) cut to buggery:
1.) The line about the military base closing affecting the liquor and prostitution business was cut.
2.) The segment of Krusty's adult show about herpes was cut.

However, it's fine to leave Mr. Burns cackling for days at the hilarity of "the crippled Irishman."

A microcosm of how censorship is done by a bunch of morons that have no idea about what they're doing and rely on knee jerk reactions over sense and/or logic. This is by the same channel that repeated the footage for the Celebrity Big Brother racism row on three seperate shows, by the way.

I saw that one. I knew something had been cut from the krusty's show segment, but I couldnt remember what. Its weird considering BBC2 is running family guy (albeit late night runs) Even with the explitives deleted, its still quite edgy for BBC2.

This topic seems to be mostly about TV cencorship. Let's hear about other stuff as well!

To save myself the stress of seeing a message like that, im not logging in on april the 1st or 2nd

Id cry if my stats got lost

Quite possibly bloodrayne.

Gratuitous secks!

For the slow amongst us, the topic started implies that the UK paid a billion pounds to have storms to come ravish the country, not that the damage caused by the free storms was a billion pounds.

Get it.m This is a pune or play on words

:Discworld refrence

Dont know if it really counts as a flash, but my friend first showed my knox's matrix overdubs.

Aah good times

I remember that show. Thats going waaaaay back man!

At 3/2/07 01:14 AM, sean5892 wrote: No, tell me the model of your processor, then I'll judge on that.

Came pre built. All I can get from the system is that its a socket 775 Pentium 4 550 running at 3.4ghz

AS a severe n00bish question, when a specification says (for example) 3ghz dual core.
Is this two processors running at 3ghz or 2 processors combining to give 3ghz?

1st of March is not a popular birthday, as it is not mine:p

Fuckin December man!

At 2/28/07 07:43 PM, liger-1 wrote:

At 2/26/07 05:14 PM, Boltrig wrote: Seems to me that a large proportion of the recent topics posted to the politics forum are jumping on the Anti America bandwagon.

We get it. You want to seem outraged, but in an area you know will be accepted.

Go post to one of the many "OMG AMERCASUXLOL" threads and leave some room for other topics.

Hate the U.S All you want because its people like you that make me think like this

Read around the BBS politics forum for a bit before you go gung ho posting.
FYI I am not amongst your category marked "people like you". I dont hate the US. I hate some of its citezens, but then again I hate some Scots, most of the French, all bar a few of the English and am generally amicable to the Irish.
I was trying to direct the topic starter to one of the many established topics and to leave some space for legit new issues.

so... *blows raspberry* Jog on.

Hot Fuzz refrence

At 3/1/07 11:48 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Hey guys, I can post old videos, can I be cool too?

Feel free to try :P Post an episode of the young ones. That was a class show.

Yeh, Supreme commander is a pretty high end game at the moment.

Minimum specs:
1.8 gz
512 RAM
8GB Hard Drive Space
128mb Graphics Card with pixel shader 2

Not too bad, but the recommended specs are extreme:

>3ghz
>1gb RAM
10GB hard drive space
>512 Video Card

Im looking for a 512 Graphics card but whenever I open a review for a reasonable one on ebay I see the word low end. I can afford a good card. Can anyone tap me about £300

I think I need to up my graphics card as well though. I got supreme commander yesterday and it lags like a biatch. The recommended is a 512

Also Sealab 2021 is good. The Bizzaro episode is self explanitory for randomness!

Did you try f***ing him in the a**?"
Yes, twice!
.... That usually works

At 3/1/07 11:27 PM, MadCow wrote:

At 3/1/07 11:26 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: There was rumor about a movie.

Not a rumor anymore

There's going to be a movie and then some new episodes on Comedy Central in 2008.

Crap Link This be the link ye be after

I heard there was a new season in the pipeline, but dont hold me to that.

I used to think Perfect Hair Forever was the most random cartoon ever. Im not sure if this edges it out, but theres definetly a contest.

Incidently, if you come across a torrent for PHF, get it. Its awesome!!

" Gerald Bald Z, come here. What a cissy you are. Beat up by a nude girl, and a nude hot dog."

Yeah. Im good on peripherals. 19" LCD monitor. Just the system that needs a facelift.

Okays. Ive ordered another gig of ram since I suspected I needed that.

Can anyone recommend a decent PCI-Express graphics unit at around the £150 mark (Aprox $300)

At 3/1/07 10:26 PM, biggieprice wrote:

At 3/1/07 10:25 PM, Boltrig wrote:

At 3/1/07 10:18 PM, DEFF wrote: jam cookies into the comp. Thatll work >:D

But then I cant eat them. The fan turns them into inedible cookie dust.

At 3/1/07 10.121 PM, alilwisedude wrote: hmmm id suggest mixing the dual proccesor and then getting a 3.1865 premium chip and then upgrading your data card to a yahoo graphics card
(rofl if u dint know i made that all up with stuff i c on intel commercials)

Too much TV. It has rotted your brain. Away to bed with you.

I like how you replied to the people who posted bullshit responses, but ignored those who actually took the time to try to help

Glad you liked it. To be frank theres only been 2 serious responses (for now) and im investigating their suggestions via ebay.

So to biggieprice and Dusty-Gorilla, I apologise mightily for insulting your honour by not posting an ill-informed response.

Satisfied now?