I'd hit it!
but i am twisted

the Vatican is in to a lot of weird ass shit, thats for sure.

WOO YEAH, LETS MELT THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANET DOWN!!!
please, i don't believe in a world of such cold hearted people. that the planet could be warming
and if we are the cause of global warming, your fucking right we warmed the damn planet up, warmed it to shit.

what kind of bullshit statements have you heard that would absolutely never work.
i've heard plenty recently, and its starting to tick me off.
No Gas day, no one buys gas for an entire day
Pitch-ins, if everyone would just pitch in 1 dollar we could have enough to feed all the starving children of the world
if everyone would just quiet down we can proceed with the meeting, FUCK OFF, i am having a conversation, and it is deeply more important to me then this meeting.
If everyone would abstain from sex, there would be less crime in the world, FUCK OFF, my body, my libido.
If everyone worked a little harder we could get this done faster.
If everyone would use 10% less electricity then they are using right now, we could save enough power to light a small city.
Bullshit, never gonna happen.
this shit pisses me off

You fucking loser, if it wasn't for beer and bread there would be no human civilization,
check out the sumerians

At 9/10/09 10:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/10/09 10:33 PM, bodom-child wrote: dude
try salvia divinorum with blue lotus and cannabis

Where the fuck do they have blue lotus? I've heard good things, but it's just not generally available.

Salvia's duration is too short for me, though.

As for weed, I don't even count that any more.

usually wherever you can buy salvia divinorum you can buy blue lotus
they have a combo pack called salvilotus and it has an egyptian golden sarcophagus on it(just the face)
and theres also a regular blue lotus extract
if you lived in my city i could show you exactly where to get some
but they are usually sold in smoke and gift shops, and sometimes convenience stores, and head shops

dude
try salvia divinorum with blue lotus and cannabis

its upside down 6/6/6 day!

hahaha oh sky cake, why must you be so delicious

looks like a lot of wasted fucking money

fuck facebook, in the face.

its flesh colored...
mold it into a giant cock.
what do you want from us?

I'm so proud of you boy!

blame Zoroaster
or Abraham.

pfft wow, big deal staying up to be on the internet,
you should check out some of the steel mills in japan, the really old ass ones, the main foreman there will stay up for 3 days straight working on the fire so the steel is formed just perfectly.
like if your going to do an endurance run of the awake state, at least dedicate your time to something worth while

its about time, asshole

2 words: Paul Martin.

lol if you reported that to a police officer, i'm pretty sure he'd just say "give this man the luckiest man in the world award"

ah the mushroom
what kind of dosage did you take?
heroic is anything over 7 grams
they can be pretty fun, especially if your outside in the woods, the trees come alive and the branches start to make weird shapes, at least you perceive it to be.
sometimes they just make you feel fucking sick though
fries your brain too
read more about them here

what color is his knob?

super strength
super speed
super intelligence

fix the damn economy first!

Depends if they are FOB's(fresh off the boat) or not
if you have little to no ego, a FOB isn't too bad, they are quite naive and childlike, especially if they speak little or poor English.
they are good girlfriends for a while, but like any girl, its only a matter of time until they start becoming boring or annoying.

At 6/28/09 09:18 PM, Sysko wrote: Dr. House is not amused

Are there terrorists on the plane? A hotel fire - is that it? Typhus? Malaria? Yellow fever? Lupus? Is it lupus?!

At 6/28/09 08:28 PM, awerz wrote: Wat da fuck is that purple lump on his shirt?

LUPUS! is it LUPUS?

if theres no exit, then there was no entrance, how the hell did you get trapped in this damn room? were you poofed magically into its existence?

fixed the economy yet?
how about keeping the promises you made to the American people, instead of fulfilling the promise of getting a dog for your fucking kids

oh dear, it has to be done:
My Dog Skip

whats this worship business? some kind of spiritual world stuff? something about ghosts?
i came out of my mom, who was banged by my dad, how the world was created is none of my business, whoever's was in charge of it did whatever it did, I don't know who the creator is as no one has ever seen an actual being that is it. i do know that every person who has expressed an opinion on whatever this creator person is has done so inside of somewhere that humans constructed, every building where this "creator" is discussed, is done by people in funny clothes in big strange buildings, or its done by some indian chief talking about Nah-too-si or whatever, its all basically people trying to tell other people how to live their life in a good way.

ahh dude, just learn how to make beer or something.
then make up an imaginary goddesses thats amazingly beautiful and carries big mugs of your own beer that you made, and write songs about her, abotun fucking her.
goddesses are better then lord gods