There is no such thing as a "best country". I find America and its people to be by far the funniest though, both in the sense that they do actually possess comedic gems of genious proportions... and also in the sense of how outragously arrogant a large proportion of them seem to be with very little reason for it.

EG "If it wasn't for us you would be speaking German" <---- Go fuck yourself.

Space Ship Its a pretty epic song right here on the audio portal.

In england, if a 16 year old boy has sex with a 45 year old woman its called hillarious and you can't be arrested for it... no matter how old the woman is... i mean fuck, doesn't a 16 year old have a brain of their fucking own? At what point does the prick claim he was sexually "assaulted" between the multiple sets of intercourse he claims they had?... fucking moron.

I can't see any argument that toms are an accessory to a drum kit... nobody who's played a drum kit would argue that. You can do about a 1000 fills with just two or three toms... try doing that many with a cowbell.

If you know you're shit then audacity's EQing is actually alright.

The Vines. Craig Nicholls is the craziest rock star of all time. No questions asked.

At 7/1/08 04:28 AM, marchohare wrote:

Stalin, Hitler, Bush, Mugabe... all are at the Authoritarian top half of the chart, and all either have failed, or will fail.

Authoritarianism is a mental disease.

Bush was bad but not in the league of Staln, Hitler or Mugabe. Dont be a dick.

... inspirtation.

Just make a song using a ukalale, a music box and one percussion instrument of your choice and you can already guarentee yourself one review my friend.

Everyone of my songs has vocals in... i just suck. Thats why i'm not bitter... and neither should you be. 99% of the time on this site... tracks without vocals are much better than tracks with them in because newgrounds isnt filled with sappy little "pop stars".. its filled with talented musicians and music producers..

Having said that though.... A bit of recognition once in a while aside from the review request club would be quite nice.

Dont be forcing that guilt on me motherfucker

goes crazy.

I'm smoked a fair amount of weed but tbh i just prefer alcohol on all levels.

I just never win anything.

At 8/11/08 05:12 PM, DJ-Divinorum wrote: DJ-Divinorum here looking for a collab partner.

Main Genres: Trance/Hard Trance/Hardstyle/Happy Hardcore

If anyone is interested let me know in PM or AIM me.

I play the acoustic guitar and sing... i feel like if we were to collab.. we would get an absolutely horrible result. Although i hear folk music goes hand in hand with happy hardcore?

Hmmmm :S

It depends on what your budget is and what you record onto. Id reccomend a Shure Sm57 straight away. Absolutely excellent microphone. Theres always a use for it and it can be used to record just about any instrument as well as vocals up to an OK level. Or you could get a Shure Sm58 but i'm not so much of a fan... always thought it recorded too much bass and just never really gave me the sound i wanted. It probably is better for vocals. Both of these microphones aren't particularly expensive.
If you've got like a mixer or something though that provides phantom power, then you should get a condenser microphone (cant really be bothered to explain the difference between a condenser microphone and a dynamic microphone. In this case, i don't really know what to reccomend because the choices are so vast. I think theres a Studio Projects B1 condenser mic that comes fairly cheap but if you want something more expensive then i don't really know what to reccomend because different microphones are for recording different things and you havn't really specified anything particular that you want to record.

If you're going to be recording directly onto a computer however, then id get a reasonable pre-amp, a shure sm57, a pop filter and a boom stand, all of which can be got for less than £150 (dont know what that is in dollars sorry)

Hope i was helpful.

... go and check there audio submissions daily only to find that there has been no reviews and suffer a sudden spurt of manic depression?

... or is that just me?

Ohh, I see and I agree, getting plastered isn't the same without someone there to witness your idiotic behaviour. Well, I hope you life looks up in the near future.

I disagree. I'm yet to write a song without shotting a few vodka's.... and it takes even more than that to bring me to actually listen to them.

I actually had a pretty good idea for the next MAC... just being entitled "the summer of 08". Its not genre specific and people just submit a piece and a little description as to how the piece has described their summer.

But then again, who's going to listen to a hippy like me?

:)

Its not a matter of whether its used too much. People who use it well should use it as much as possible in their compositions. If you can't use it well then maybe try a different instrument or something. I dont think theres any such thing as too much of an instrument, especially not an instrument as versatile as the piano.

It would be really nice if some people could review this song

Its got lyrics and is quite experimental. Its only 2 minutes so it wont take long out of your busy schedules :).

At 8/2/08 07:31 AM, DarKsidE555 wrote: Guys...seriously...enough with the bitching already? It's all in the hand of the judges now. To be honest, I wouldn't give a fuck if somebody told me "meh, your entry won't win". I've listened and reviewed "A LOT" of submissions and a lot of them could win...but that's just me.

You didnt review mine :( *cries fittingly*

Audacity. Its basically the windows alternative. Not quite as good but does the job.

At 7/30/08 12:50 PM, LoyldFear wrote: I'm sure recording music is different for Newgrounds, if your alone.

I dont understand.

I would REALLY appreciate it if my song issues could get a review or two. I worked hard on it and never get any recognition or anything for any of my songs. Its an easy going indi-esque song and its only 2 minutes long so i'm sure it wont take much from your busy schedule :)

Hey could somebody drop a review and some feedback on my song issues . Its kind of an indi-esque song with lyrics and acoustic guitar and bass. Its only 2 minutes long so i'm sure that it won't take long from your busy schedule. I'd just really appreciate some response to some of my work for onse :S

.. And its quite important but you can't take them off because of they've had too many downloads or something then who could i personal message to take them off?

Here is my entry

one thing

Its the only song ive ever wrote whilst crying so i thought it was probably appropriate?

You guys are so fucking underrated.

Was everybody there naked? Did you meet any dead relatives?. Lets hope the answer to both of those questions isnt yes.

can i amonchakolate strongklow magno schutkee

If im honest it wasnt really meant to make sense, i was just writing and then a fat man ooh you are terricota pie standard.