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Well i was hoping to avoid getting bombarded by ignorant newground assholes who think just because they hate a movie they have to announce it to the world and make everyone else endure there retarded comments, but that is just a dream

Greatest movie ever, even if you have to watch it 4 times to get everything, its just so fucking good. Discuss your favorite parts, least favorite, parts you didn't get, and if you haven't seen it then ask questions and learn.

Antarctica is gayer than AIDS

At 9/15/07 03:57 PM, tony4moroney wrote:

At 9/15/07 04:12 AM, Korriken wrote:

likewise, it means that their area is less educated and less informed.

3. just because a person is living in the south does not make them a inbred braindead hick.

apparently it does considering they were amongst the largest groups of people who voted for Bush, twice.

Well why don't you slap a banjo and a bottle of beer into every one in the south you ignorant dick weed. They voted for bush because they agreed with his ideas at the time, when people voted they had no idea how much of an idiot he really is. At the time it seemed like a good idea so why blame someone for an accident from the past?

At 9/14/07 11:11 PM, Koeberto190 wrote: I always used to think ftw meant "Fuck the what" as in backwards for what the fuck. I kept using it wrong in my older posts and put a question mark after it.

Theif! Theif! stole my post! stole my post! Its Fuck the What in my heart asswhole!

be sure to bring your crucifix, favorite prayer, silver harpoon and blessed fish net. Also have ghost busters on speed dial. But seriously though I am interested in these pics, post em! And I was serious about that crucifix

now all that remains is FTW. I hear people say its for the win, fuck the world, but i originally thought of it as, and forever shall think of it as Fuck the What?

Oh oh, me me, Boarean Does, I have one. Favorite game has to be super mario 3 with gamegenie

you have to be funny, make the right people laugh and get real friendly witht the cool teachers, and get into trouble with the dumb ones.

Tell them your satan, and where those contacts that give you red eyes, then when they look shocked strait into your eyes throw your head back and laugh like a madman

At 9/14/07 10:34 PM, saqwert wrote: if you pull down my pants, i expect more than a spanking. wink wink

ooooooooo a challenge

At 9/14/07 10:38 PM, HippyHoppyHobo wrote: No one liked it?

Too long, but not enough of anything that matters. Quality over Quantity, once you can write a good shortie then work on length.

The door was ajar, if only slightly, but not so slightly that it was unoticable, Swinging back and forth so quietly from the night's cool breeze. He knew he had closed it before he went to bed, as it had not been closing completely for a few days, he had even been meaning to get it fixed. It wouldn't have mattered much to him if it wasn't for that letter. Ah yes the Fucking Chain Letter that was keeping him from his sleep right now, if only he hadnt even bothered reading it. "Dear friend do not read this as it will bring you nought but misfortune, for if you read this you will die tonight. The only way to avoid this terrible inconveniance is to forward this to ten others. Should you refuse I'm afraid, dear friend, I must come to your home tonight.

Sincerely Anonymous". That fucking letter was so polite, and so unsettling, not like the generic ones you see every day, the ones you laugh at. He had been dreading tonight for some time now and finally he must suffer through his irrational fear, how nice. His eyes barely open and his forehead covered with sweat, he glanced about the room looking for Anonymous. Wether he was there or not he wouldnt be satisfied until he had looked. One minute of searching seemed to satisfy him, and slowly his eyes closed and his mind passed into slumber, just as he was about to slip into his sleep he heard something. Not a bump or a crack but a car. He got out of bed and went to the window, looking carefully into the night. He had nearly forgotten fo his fear of Anonymous as he walked across his bedroom to the window. Peeking throught the shades he spied a fine black car, a Jag none the less. It pulled into his driveway and a skinny pale man in a striped gray suit stepped out. He looked around breifly, pushed his glasses to the tip of his nose and began strolling over to the door. Shivers ran up his spine as his imagination began to come to the conclusion that this was Anonymous. The hardwood floor suddenly felt very cold to his bare feet. The doorbell rang. He walked across the room. It rang again. He walked out and down the hall. It rang a third time. He walked across the living room to his door. Fucking Chainletter he thought as he slowly turned the door handle. Fucking Anonymous! he thought as he pulled the door. He squeezed his eyes shut as he swung the door open and screamed "FUCKING EVRYTHING!" As he opened his eyes the horror upon his face faded. No one. No man in a gray suit. No Jag. No Anonymous. He let a out a sigh of relief. He glanced around, still hearing the echo from his terror driven scream. He swung the door shut and began walking to his Bedroom when He heard "Hello Dear Friend".

At 9/14/07 08:33 PM, tony4moroney wrote:

-Liberals/smarter in math, science.
-Conservatives/smarter in civics, economics, history.

Of course, conservatives generally also have 2 more qualities:

-courage (aka. Backbone)

mm yes courage.. it is incredibly courageous to wage war on everyone that youre afraid of.

-Common Sense (Justice System)

bahahaha

Ya standing up agaisnt those who you fear, with good reason, is quite couragous thank you for pointing out the obvious

At 9/14/07 10:11 PM, saqwert wrote: this story is gay, go die in a fire. hows that for constructive critisism

Fine if you want to be a childe I shall treat you like one. Bend Over and pull down your pants so that I may spank you

At 9/14/07 09:52 PM, saqwert wrote: ok ill make it better.

i was trick or treating when i went up to a house and there was a old man struggling to give me candy, i beat his leg with my stick, stole the candy and ran away. then there was this hot chick wlking her dog and i went up to her and jacked her dog. i started analing it and then it died so i bit into its head and feasted upon the organs

not that good, but i dont have that much time to make a good one

I agree, not that good at all, if your not going to respond in a serious way with constructive critisism or some kind of response worth reading please don't respond at all, please

I'm bored so I thought I'd write a little something something since halloween is coming up.

The door was ajar, if only slightly, but not so slightly that it was unoticable, Swinging back and forth so quietly from the night's cool breeze. He knew he had closed it before he went to bed, as it had not been closing completely for a few days, he had even been meaning to get it fixed. It wouldn't have mattered much to him if it wasn't for that letter. Ah yes the Fucking Chain Letter that was keeping him from his sleep right now, if only he hadnt even bothered reading it. "Dear friend do not read this as it will bring you nought but misfortune, for if you read this you will die tonight. The only way to avoid this terrible inconveniance is to forward this to ten others. Should you refuse I'm afraid, dear friend, I must come to your home tonight.

Sincerely Anonymous". That fucking letter was so polite, and so unsettling, not like the generic ones you see every day, the ones you laugh at. He had been dreading tonight for some time now and finally he must suffer through his irrational fear, how nice. His eyes barely open and his forehead covered with sweat, he glanced about the room looking for Anonymous. Wether he was there or not he wouldnt be satisfied until he had looked. One minute of searching seemed to satisfy him, and slowly his eyes closed and his mind passed into slumber, just as he was about to slip into his sleep he heard something. Not a bump or a crack but a car. He got out of bed and went to the window, looking carefully into the night. He had nearly forgotten fo his fear of Anonymous as he walked across his bedroom to the window. Peeking throught the shades he spied a fine black car, a Jag none the less. It pulled into his driveway and a skinny pale man in a striped gray suit stepped out. He looked around breifly, pushed his glasses to the tip of his nose and began strolling over to the door. Shivers ran up his spine as his imagination began to come to the conclusion that this was Anonymous. The hardwood floor suddenly felt very cold to his bare feet. The doorbell rang. He walked across the room. It rang again. He walked out and down the hall. It rang a third time. He walked across the living room to his door. Fucking Chainletter he thought as he slowly turned the door handle. Fucking Anonymous! he thought as he pulled the door. He squeezed his eyes shut as he swung the door open and screamed "FUCKING EVRYTHING!" As he opened his eyes the horror upon his face faded. No one. No man in a gray suit. No Jag. No Anonymous. He let a out a sigh of relief. He glanced around, still hearing the echo from his terror driven scream. He swung the door shut and began walking to his Bedroom when He heard "Hello Dear Friend".

I hope you enjoyed it. Enter feedback below

I beleive in gun control mainly because it hardly effects me, i buy guns not for shooting up people, but animals, infact tommurow im going duck hunting.

At 9/14/07 03:49 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote:

At 9/14/07 04:15 AM, psycho-squirrel wrote:

Not only was your post biased, uneducated, unsupported and inaccurate, you make this assumption that has been proven very clearly to be untrue in this world. You clearly have done NO research and are just assuming all the "facts" that you present.

Since when has any of that been required for someone to have an opinion

just to clarify liberals, enviormentalists, and anyone who was unrightfully offended by my post, i only hate you if you are almost all of the things i ranted about, if you own drums or guitars but eat meat more power to you, if you want to save the envoirment in a practical forward way, not commune living or shit like that, none of this is meant for your eyes. I apalogize to all non hippies offended by this

well with your luck id suggest a hooker if you havent had sex in forever.

stop beating that dead horse for a second and let me tell you something, people know smoking kills, its on every tv channel, every pack of ciggaretes, and its being spewed out the mouths of dumb shits like you while you continue to beat that dead horse.

They smoke because they like it and its their right to do what they want, especially if its in their own homes. And who wants to live to be ninety anyway? Smoking helps save us from being walking skin in nursing homes eating oatmeal and shitting in a pot.

Cover toilet paper with a fine coating of itching powder, or steal all the toilet paper. either way the aftershock of a shit will be shocking and uncomfortable

now im not stupid people, im not talking about the real hippies of nixon's period but more or less the tree hugging, bomb making, health food and natural remedie making, joint smoking, guitar playing, drum banging, left wing liberal bastards that walk amongst us.

I hate them, they make bombs to destroy buildings owned by companies who will get two tons of shit blown out of them if they so even make an animal unhappy. They protest every war and meat industry there is to protest. They call butchers and soldiers murderers and spill cow blood on people who eat beef.(i wonder where they get the cow blood) they backback throught eastern asia and smoke joints in Amsterdam. Its flr all these reasons and more that i hate these fucking human trash.

Well if you think about it the possibilities are endless and theknowladge that can be attained is endless as well. The common good of others, the re-appearance of exctinct creatures, hell maybe even prehistoric beasts and early man can be brought back so we can study them. Yet all this good and the foolish commoners with their silly fears which comer from movies, not from fact, and the fat poloticians who wont letcloning or stem cell become a reality because they want to stay in office for a few more months! Single minded fools all of them.

ban all weapons that are not used for hunting, and thats just banning them from using it, exotic gun collections would be fine, this of courese would not solve the problem but hey u gotta take a few hits to keep ur right to hunt. and if those liberals think they can take my guns away they can think again

just because it looks like a human and acts like a human doesnt mean its a human, look at me

Well ive been thinking, computer viruses are made by sweaty nerds who hate the world or have to much time on their hands, and firewalls, antispyware and all that is made by sweaty nerds being payed by big corporations. Think about this, those sweaty nerds are the same people. The corporations have their software Designers make a few viruses and throw em out there. Then in a week or so they mhave the same designers make a firewall keeping out there own software, which would be so easy im sure. then in a month the designers are told to make new vbiruses that can blow right over the firewalls they created, sounds easy again, then a week later bam another firewall by the same designers. Of course no one knows this, big seceret and all. It makes so much fucking sense it could be true, the guys who make viruses know what can stop it and the guys who make firewalss know what can get through it. Its a seceret conspiracy wheel of endless money.

If u think im wrong or just want to say im right pleas reply

As disturbing the fact sheet youve given us is im not concerned about the same thing as you, actual invasions are at zero tolerance in this day and age. You cant forcibly take an inch of land without having 12 self reitous nations breathing down your back, the only way you can take land nowadays is by swimming through red tape u.n regulations. However considering turkeys ability to stay under the radar they may be a good zone for harboring terrorists, perhaps even a seceret nuclear program with intentions to give to terrorists. All im saying is until the first nuke flys im not worried about any actual invasions

Drakim theres a place for people like you, a place where the smart and curious and inventive are un chained by the silly morality of others, where the strong arent chained by the weak, and that place is Rapture!!! but in all seriousness ah no cloining is fine, it does much more good than bad, infact no real negatives at all, aside from hippies getting pissed and leaving their basements and attics to protest and ugly up the world a bit i mean. The people who could be saved, the knowladge that could be attained. If morality is willing to humans from geting an extra 1o years of life and boundless knoweladge of the human body over silly moralty, a minority of peoples morality at best, then throw wm in chains and start cloning

mind you i only read a few posts but here my two cents worth, what is good with no standard to compare to, without darkness light is nonexcistent. God is very smart, that is why Satan remains, as the one and only true bastion of evil he is the basis by which we judge others indirectly or directly, even though god didnt intend for Satan to happen he now sees his value in relevance. Sure a few teenage pricks cut themselves and scare there parents and every now and then a dumbass stumbles into a satanic shrine and the present demonic spirit guarding it follows him home and destroys his family by possesing the strongest part of the family and using there new found host they crush the weak and scattered, but it is for these horrific things that Satan is evil and the power of relevance god is good. as for tests of faith to withstand satan and sin and things like Katrina, that is for a different thread. Satans excists because god is smart because he sees how easily we turn on one another, the minute a common hated darknes is consumed by the light those under the bulb(us) find splotches in the bulb. Besides all of that someone must deal with sinners and torture the wicked, even if it means adding them to his demon army in hell