Be a Supporter!
Response to: What would you give up? sex or musi Posted August 12th, 2014 in General

I gave up watching pornography because it makes me lazy.

I give up sex, can i still masturbate? And i love heavy metal because it's cool.

Response to: When it comes to flash games Posted August 12th, 2014 in General

Why can't Kongregate have a blamming system like us?

Response to: Iraq war has started again Posted August 12th, 2014 in General

At 8/12/14 01:09 AM, GrizzlyOne wrote:
At 8/12/14 12:38 AM, zmosh wrote: I would just hope that we would get a better president than Obama.
bush is the reason 4 this

Some presidents are worse than Bush like Andrew Jackson.

Response to: 2014 Official NG Questionnaire Posted August 12th, 2014 in General

1 : What's your first name?

Can't tell, too personal

2 : When is your birthday?

10/11

3 : What would be your ideal career?

Actor, Cartoonist, Game Developer.

4 : Who's is your idol?

I don't have one.

5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?

EvilDave, because his flash is fucking sweet.

6 : What's your favorite meal?

Chicken strips

7 : What's your favourite band/singer/composer?

Iced Earth

8 : Which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex (or not, you weird bi-curious bronies) would you date?

Never, because i'm asexual.

9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a fiancé(e) / wife / husband and child(s)?

1. What is that supposed to mean. 2. No. 3. I will never have children.

10 : How long do you think humanity has left before extinction?

I don't fucking know.

11 : If a mystical force eradicated the idiots from Newgrounds, how would you feel about it? Would you even still be with all five of us?

Yeah. And i wont care about those noobs

12 : What's your favorite video game?

Tekken series.

13 : Which console do you prefer?

Atari 2600

14 : Have you purchased Battleblock Theater??

Uh, no.

15 : Do you own a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?

No.

16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day, every week?

Everyday and i don't know how much time.

17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)

Passing civilian badge because it's so weak.

18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, becoming EGSC, gaining access to the fabled 10K forums, becoming a NG mod, etc.)?

My goal is to be the highest ranking person passing Pimp. And also first to reach 100,000 points.

19 : What do you think about the current NG design? What would you modify?

I have no problem with it.

20 : What is the most important feature on Newgrounds, according to you?

Chat R.I.P

21 : If you wanted to change your username, what would you change it for? No restriction.

Coinboi

22 : If you would tell one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?

To bring back the reporting system because i can't find the flag this flag that.

23 : Why do you post in the Newgrounds BBS? I mean seriously.

I love BBS, it's so beautiful.

24 : Do care about the NG ads? Have you purchased the Supporter badge?

No and no

25 : Do you think you'll still be around NG years from now?

Yep.

26: If you could chose what time you were born in, which one would it be (ex.: Renaissance, Antiquity, 3000 years in the future, etc.), where, and why?

1952 because this generation sucks ballsack.

27: Which missing Newgrounds user do you miss the most?

Randy-Solem.

28: What came first, Luis or the OP?
Luis.
Thanks for taking the time to respond. Also don't do drugs.
Response to: Iraq war has started again Posted August 12th, 2014 in General

I would just hope that we would get a better president than Obama.

Response to: Every death of a celebrity Posted August 12th, 2014 in General

Fakebook, a great place to bully kids online and make stupid updates that nobody cares.

Truth doesn't hurt people.

Response to: Robin Williams is dead. Posted August 11th, 2014 in General

Respond if your crying right now!

Response to: Boko Haram attacks again Posted August 11th, 2014 in General

At 8/11/14 02:51 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 8/11/14 02:43 PM, zmosh wrote:
At 8/11/14 09:55 AM, Ejit wrote: Clan just has the added 'bonus' of being racist as f@!k
Not every clan is like the KKK.
Ha. Really not what I was alluding to.

I get it now.

Response to: Groundcats: deleted from app store? Posted August 11th, 2014 in General

What's Groundcats exactly? Just curious.

Response to: Any asexuals here? Posted August 11th, 2014 in General

I'm asexual. I did this because i wanna go back to my old self again.

Response to: Can I moderate this forum? Posted August 11th, 2014 in General

No.

Now get da pickle outta here fo.

Response to: Boko Haram attacks again Posted August 11th, 2014 in General

But this is kinda serious. Just hope someone will rescue them though, or beat the snot out of the terrorist scum.

I hope the 200 Nigerian girls are safe.

Response to: Boko Haram attacks again Posted August 11th, 2014 in General

At 8/11/14 09:55 AM, Ejit wrote:
At 8/11/14 01:03 AM, zmosh wrote:
At 8/10/14 09:59 PM, MrObamius wrote: It's not a clan it's an Islamic terrorist group
Clan and group are the same exact thing.
Clan just has the added 'bonus' of being racist as f@!k

Not every clan is like the KKK.

Response to: Boko Haram attacks again Posted August 11th, 2014 in General

At 8/10/14 09:59 PM, MrObamius wrote:
At 8/10/14 09:51 PM, zmosh wrote: Shit! IT'S THE CLAN THAT KIDNAPS THE NIGERIAN GIRLS!

If they kidnap more people FREE IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US! NOOOOOOO!
It's not a clan it's an Islamic terrorist group

Clan and group are the same exact thing.

Response to: Boko Haram attacks again Posted August 10th, 2014 in General

Shit! IT'S THE CLAN THAT KIDNAPS THE NIGERIAN GIRLS!

If they kidnap more people FREE IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US! NOOOOOOO!

Boko Haram attacks again

Response to: Were you ever user of the day? Posted August 10th, 2014 in General

No.
Yor welcome?

Response to: Post a pic of your pet. Posted August 10th, 2014 in General

At 8/10/14 02:56 PM, Avery wrote:
At 8/10/14 02:52 PM, Agent-Venom wrote: Aw, he's sleeping.
While my fish were sleeping, I stabbed them with knives. (they were dead)

PETA would probably be proud of this.

Response to: I feel guity Posted August 10th, 2014 in General

Get a corn dog, (penis special) and you'll no longer feel guilty.

Response to: i can't wait for clock day!! Posted August 10th, 2014 in General

I wILl G0 On NeWgRoUnDs tO sUBmIt A coCk dAY suBMIsSIoN!

Response to: Old people licking their fingers Posted August 10th, 2014 in General

At 8/10/14 11:07 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: Why the hell do old people always lick their fingers before handling a piece of paper

Well said my friend. Well said.

Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted August 10th, 2014 in General

At 8/10/14 12:33 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:
At 7/4/14 11:55 AM, zmosh wrote: Here's mine

It's my wallpaper and desktop.
mind sharing that?

Nah.

Response to: the new TMNT movie is bad? Posted August 10th, 2014 in General

Like, i checked my inbox on America Online and Rotten Tomatoes sent me that the movie is bad and i never seen it be4

Response to: When you spend 500 dogecoins on Posted August 10th, 2014 in General

OP, i know this will be hard for you but it's not a good idea. It's kinda a rip off and worthless, a ripoff of BitCoin and BitCoins are worth more than Dogecoins.

Response to: Today Is Day I make first money Posted August 9th, 2014 in General

PewDiePie sucks. No offense.

Response to: general = garbage Posted August 9th, 2014 in General

Da da da da da da circus da da da da da OP circus OP circus OP general general general general.

general = garbage

Response to: How Do I Hold It In??? Posted August 8th, 2014 in General

TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK!

That's what i do.

Response to: I hate television Posted August 8th, 2014 in General

Who the fuck watches TV except people without internet.

People who have dial-up connection.

Response to: Ford Mustang vs Honda Civic Posted August 8th, 2014 in General

I don't give a shit about cars.

Not even 100%

Response to: Losing your urge to fap? Posted August 8th, 2014 in General

I never stop fappin.

EVER!