What do you find attractive?

Well, teenage girls. I'm 15 myself, and... Yeah. But... Yeah.
Been trying to get some nudes from a chick but... Isn't working out...

So uh, I've been... Well, in a bit of a, strange situation. When i feel the "urge" or whatever, I usually hit up teh internets in search of some aid. I used to just use google images, but I've been using google video for like a year now. And porn vids, well, they really used to do the trick.
But now, it's just not... It's not actually any better than whacking it without a porn vid. I mean, they just kind of bore me now.

I went searching for my new thang, you know. Normal porn wasn't doing it, so what would? I searched, and searched.
Homemade porn? Nope.
Hentai? At first, but then... Nope.
Vanessa Hudgen's vagina? Nah... Get yourself a damn razor.
Lesbian stuff? Not really.
Girls gone wild? No.
Deep throating? Gave me a good laugh, but sadly, no.

......And so i ask you newgrounds. Can you help me? What should i do?

I'm scared

I am looking for a site (no downloading please) where i can convert a .flv into a high quality .avi for my ps3.

I want the video to look nice, and not all pixely... Heh, heh...

Hello. I have been using RPG Maker Postality knights enhanced 2.0... And i made this kickass game. But i don't know how to put it on a memory key in a way that it will work for other people. I can put the game file on the memory key, but they don't have the program to use the file... Sooooooo... I need to find where i can download the file that installs postality knights, so that i can put that on a memory key, and my friends can donwload postality knights, so that they have the program to play the game file...

I have been trying to download it, using google, but god damn all i run into is torrents, and the file but not the installer (to play the game) I even typed in -torrent, and it still didn't work.

So essentially, can someone help me find the file that installs Postality Knights Enhanced 2.0?

:slightly complicated

Dopamine makes me happy.

bummmmp

Bump?

So i just finished watching High (or haute) Tension. Must say i liked it, the beginning didn't catch me well but the middle-ending made up for it.

Let's discuss what the deal is with the main character, the girl.

Who was she? Was she a man or a woman? What happened?

I've thought of a few possible answers-

1. Schizophrenic/Multiple personalities. Either; she became friends with the girl, went into her house, killed everyone (And her multiple personality was the man?) OR she was the man, (whose multiple personality is a lesbian woman) never actually became friends with the girl and the whole scene with them in the car in the beginning was imagination.

2. Insane. In the membrane. One big hallucination in which she/he (and we) can't tell what is real and what is imagination, but the basis is that she (or he) killed the family.

Now was she ACTUALLY a man or a woman? Both answer one and answer two imply that she is one thing, but sometimes believe she is something else. So is she a woman?

Evidence plz;

Man: In the beginning scene it shows "him" jerking off with a severed head.

Woman: At the point in the movie where it goes back to the scenes in the house, and shows her killing the people as a woman. Also the ending scene (in which we find she is still alive) shows her as a woman. The DVD cover shows a her as a woman with the saw. (P.S. the thing witht he glass is cool, shows that she has some sort of serious connection of some sort with the girl. More so than being "turned on" by her.)

Please, please discuss. Give me your own explanations as to what you think was happening, and as to whether she was a woman or a man. Know that I started this thread looking for answers.

Thanks all.

Large bump.

I just watched a movie called "Already Dead"

BEST ENDING EVER

Pretty fucking epic.

This is amazing

If you blow up megaton, is there another way to get the bottlecap mine schematics without doing Moira Brown's quest?

My accuracy is 65 w/ small guns.

Ok. Time to be more specific

Fallout 3 on the PS3

Now, this JUST happened right now and it's never happened before. I aim straight but the gun goes sideways.

Any suggestions/helpful shit?

* spoiler? *

So i just got out of vault 112 w/ dad and i try to aim and the gun goes sideways to where the aiming reticule is! it's driving me insane... it won't let me even shoot in that direction.. it shoots to the side. Except for in VATS but when i run out of AP there's nothing i can do.

Help?

i know it's not even a little funny

Please, delete my account...now

Yes, it does exist.

Enter at your own risk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82 yU

I hope it can make you giggle a little.

At 11/3/08 11:31 PM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 11/3/08 11:17 PM, Blysk wrote: What do you think? You love it too, right...Right?

No, and Parrot Bay is only good for a quick buzz if you don't mind compromising your outward heterosexual appearance by ordering it in public, and as far as rums go there's much better. Mayer's or Don Q first come to mind.
Captain Morgan is to liquor what Budweiser is to beer: cheap, easily recognizable and delicious to those who don't know better.

Well...that said...Captain Morgan is the only rum i've ever had... >.> <.< >.>

At 11/3/08 11:19 PM, Funny-Man wrote: Do you got a lil' Cap'n in ya?!?!?

Present genitalia

8======D

Is it just me, or is this the best alchohol EVER?

This comercials are hilarious, and my god, it's so good...Best booze i ever tasted, hands down.

What do you think? You love it too, right...Right?

Wow...

I have the hardest one to kill somebody with

It would take a while...

At 9/20/08 09:20 PM, AlacritySoundz wrote:

At 9/20/08 09:19 PM, Homosecksual wrote: You can take away the free food in the cafeteria.

It's $2.50 for my lunch at school here...Fuck you.

try 3.75 at my school

Ours is actually good though.

At 9/7/08 02:55 AM, FrozenSheep wrote: Even though there is no possible way there could be anything in my mouth at the time that even resembles the taste.

If your tasting penis in your dreams, there is actually quite a large possibility that you're actually tasting penis.

Spriggans from Morrowind.

3 LIVES? 3!?!?!?

And if anyone else has played Painkiller, killing the devil at the end is virtually impossible.

At 8/21/08 01:59 AM, Mr-Destruction wrote:

At 8/21/08 01:56 AM, Blysk wrote: Ok, i recently went 24+ hours no sleep, so today i went to sleep relatively early.
Last time i pull and all-nighter.

Explain plz? My brain is confused.

I think you just fucking explained it?

No, i mean whether i was hallucinating, lack of oxygen, dehydration, aliens in meh brain...

At 8/21/08 01:57 AM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: If you stay up for so long, you might start to hallucinate.

Yeah i think i had some trouble telling what was real and fake. Weird ass dream with these people trying to kill me...

Ok, i recently went 24+ hours no sleep, so today i went to sleep relatively early. Thing is i get this weird ass dream and im walking all over the house, not sure if it's a dream, not sure if i'm gunna die, i think i cried a little.

By the time my mom got home i was pretty shaken, idk what the hell happened but i snapped out of it.

Last time i pull and all-nighter.

Explain plz? My brain is confused.

It's a wolf spider.

First one to actually answer the question...

Do you have a small weiner or something?

If i recall the greyhound incident had to do with a guy decapitating another dude on a bus in canada.

Right?

Me thinks this is the wrong forum.