At 9/29/09 08:10 AM, Bahamut wrote:
Haha, I wasn't expecting you to post. :o

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

At 9/14/09 09:33 AM, Bahamut wrote:

Level uppers:
+0.19 bluntedboy Brig. General +14

Congrats to this guy, despite having potential to pass me in VP sometime.

Thanks for the Congrats, kinda lonely in the "level uppers" department this update.

I don't think I will be passing you anytime soon.

Sorry for my delay in responding, but I believe you were trolling for an answer. Better late than never.

At 6/2/08 12:43 PM, stanni wrote:

quick launch, yes that is there to have quick access to you most used applications, it's a term called "time saving" but you have obviously never learnt how to use it.

Users that have excessive programs in their "Quick Launch" tend to not pay attention to what is being installed and where it is being installed. If you have more than 5 programs in "Quick Launch" you have to go to the ^ (carat), then scroll up, then select which program you want. This is not quick, this is not time saving. This is the sign of someone who installs new programs blindly without paying attention to the details. If you don't know what is in your "Quick Launch", you may not know which programs are legit.

20 programs in my system tray? Well to be axact there is 7 and all are necicery, volume to adjest my volume of course, one to signify i have an interent connection, windows sidbar, MSN which I use to talk to friends but you don't have that one because you don't have any friends, AVG, also one to say I have removable hardware plugged in and lastely VNC for remote desktop connection.

Again, as I posted previously, I was exaggerating. I assumed you were trolling about loving IE8, so I was trying to have some fun with your post. Well, to be exact, "volume" is not a program, but an extension of a control panel item. PROTIP: If you can't see it in your task manager, it probably isn't an executable. The "connectivity" icon is also not a program. It is not "necessary" to run MSN all the time. Having it load at boot can hinder the performance of your system. I have MSN, it doesn't load at boot, plus I prefer to meet people in person, not sit and chat on a computer (hence my delayed response to your post).

AVG is not a crap anti-virus, I have no issues with my computer, I don't have a single virus, that is because for one, I have AVG and secondly, I am cleaver enough to know how not to get viruses.

If you believe that you do not have a virus because AVG Free tells you so, then you are a bigger fool then I first imagined. AVG Free detected less than 23% of viruses in the wild. It's free so they aren't going to toil night and day delivering you the best protection possible. If you are as clever as you writing skills suggest you are, you might need better protection.

Now you have installed a BETA version of the most unsafe browser on the planet.
Haha, unsafe? Only if the user is unsafe, but you being a moron would need a safe browser to remind you what a virus is, wouldn't you?

You have a Pirate Bay toolbar and are downloading torrents (user=unsafe). How does a safe browser remind me of what a virus is? This moron is confused.

People like you are why people like me (I fix computers) will never be out of a job.

Haha, you sound like you know jack.

I know quite a few Jacks. Also, building and repairing computers is not my main job, it is just a hobby.

Yes, I beleive I win, have fun checking for spelling mistakes as that is how you will probally respond.

Actually, I win, because the computer you used to post back in 2008, is already dead. Ask Mommy to buy you another one.

The only reason it was rape was because their penises were too small to satisfy her, so she had to handle 3 at the same time and it still wasn't enough. Unsatisfied bitches scream rape.

The moral to the story is: "Make sure to jam it in her mouth hard enough so she can't scream".

Since you want to start a flame war and point out glaring grammatical errors, I thought I would join in the fun :-)

At 5/28/08 05:11 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 5/28/08 04:55 PM, Epica wrote: Nice reply, wait, no it wasn't.

Yes, we all watched Borat, it was really funny in the theaters, it really was. But just because you assimilate it into your own actions doesn't make you a comic. Try harder next time ok?

Should be "But, just because..." and "Try harder next time, ok?" Commas please.

You're taking this like any normal teenager would, too seriously.

Again with the commas "You're taking this, like any normal teenager would, too seriously."

Does it really matter that i think the fact that GTA4 got a 10 is absolutely retarded and obvious proof they bought out rating companies to ASSURE they'd get millions of more dollars in sales? Because a 10 should never EVER be handed out since no game is perfect.

What you think, and what is factual, are two different things. "They" is not a reference to any subject. One should not use "Because" to begin a sentence.

Does it really matter that I decided to act maturely when playing a game designed for younger teenagers? I didn't do things like name my main character FUCKFACE or TITFAG and then run around giggling like a school girl whenever someone said my name in the game.

I didn't do things like: Name my main character, etc., etc.

Also you're being immature in only mentioning barely one line of my initial post, you obviously skipped the rest because you were scared, and i understand that, it's ok. So you took the "big man's" road and decided to try to attack a very intelligent regular for playing a game that allows vast amounts of depth and consideration along with cognitive ability? Sorry that i don't just sit around at home and watch What The Bleep? all day and decided to pick up a game that requires vast amounts of dedication and knowledge to perfect.

Need a comma after "Also". Barely is unnecessary. That's one huge run-on sentence...wow. Intelligence and cognitive ability are pretty much the same thing.

I'll gladly forgo from expressing my bravado infused facade upon such a vastly ribald individual such as yourself. Clearly my verbose idiolect is incredibly inferior to your superior callow. As a rictus forms upon my face i'm saddened by your overwhelming overpowering braggadocio.

Oh, give me a fucking break. Writing a rebuttal with a thesaurus open in another window is just ridiculous. You can't forgo from something. You CAN forgo something.

Let me re-write your sentence and you tell me how idiotic it sounds:
"I'll gladly do without from showing my state of being foolhardy injected superficial appearance upon such a enormous poor individual, such as yourself. Clearly my containing more words than needed language is incredibly inferior to your superior childish behavior. As a gaping grin forms upon my face, I'm saddened by your overwhelming, overpowering, arrogance."

God, I love flame wars.

At 5/28/08 07:27 AM, IronGuy wrote:

At 5/27/08 09:25 PM, Harmonik wrote: What browser are you using?

I'm Not a computer wiz and I really don't know what a browser is but if I did I could answer your question

This is sooooo going in my signature...Epic...

At 5/28/08 01:59 PM, PROXER wrote: I've come to the conclusion that Windows Media Player is shit on a stick. I used to know a lot of good, versatile video players but I've forgotten them. I'm trying to play MKV and MP4 files. Does anyone have any suggestions as to what they use?

Well...you kinda have to leave it on the system for the browser plugins, but you do not have to leave it as the default player.

Personally I like the old school Media Player Classic which is included with K-Lite Codec Pack. The codecs are regularly updated, this way you don't have to go download Divx or some crap just to play a video. It plays everything, including old porn from my Mac days that usually wouldn't play unless I had an Indeo codec.

Download here:
http://www.filehippo.com/download_klite_
codec_pack/

MPC is open source, has no bullshit animations or links to stores, doesn't try to scan libraries on your computer, and has a small footprint. What I really, really like is the the ability to pause with the spacebar and scan forward one frame at time with the arrow keys. Comes in handy if you catch my drift.

While you are at it, remove RealPlayer and download RealAlternative:
http://www.filehippo.com/download_real_a lternative/

Same thing, eliminates all the RP crap.

Jesus, when are people going to learn to lock the feckin door.

When I was younger at home, I would go to the third floor bathroom, lock the door, turn on music, and NOBODY was home. Wouldn't even think about doing that with parents around, just to avoid the awkwardness.

At 5/26/08 10:00 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I have a Backstreet Boys single in my music collection.

Oh sweet fucking jesus...you sick bastard!

Ask your friend if he needs a Fluffer for the set. I might be available.

Wow, you are Valedictorian of your school and don't know how to correctly use an apostrophe? (opportunities')

I know schools in Norfolk suck, but this is ridiculous.

At 5/28/08 12:59 AM, DynTravi wrote:

At 5/28/08 12:57 AM, Arcbound22 wrote: bend down touch your toes , lol

or site down touch your toes, and then put one leg over the other and turn as far as you can

That's what ive been doing

Next question if you have lower left back pain...does your left foot feel like its "falling asleep". When you get up from a chair it takes a few seconds to stand up...also getting out of a car is a bitch?

Been through this many times. If you have had pain for more than 3 months, it might be a herniated disk. I would either see a chiropractor or other specialist. Most of the time they tell you don't use heating pads, use ice packs.

At 5/24/08 04:13 AM, SuperFlonic wrote:

At 5/24/08 12:27 AM, bluntedboy wrote: Let's see...you have a Google Toolbar, even though there is a Google live search 2 inches away.

True.

People that click installers without checking exactly what they are installing...annoy me. Toolbars track your browsing habits and target advertising based on the information they collect. Personally, I wouldn't want my mom looking over my shoulder whilst I play on my computer. You are letting a complete stranger look over your shoulder with that.

You have a Pirate Bay Toolbar.

Could be.

If a Google or Yahoo! toolbar is only moderately malicious, what do you think a Pirate Bay toolbar is?!?

You have 18 trillion tabs open, 100 programs in your quick launch, and about 20 programs launch in your system tray at startup. All protected by AVG, which couldn't find a virus if you waved it in front of its face.

You are only using the oppinion of people who are absolutely idiots. 18 trillion tabs? What about two?
100 programs in his quick launch? Wow, you are even more of an idiot than I first thought you were.
AVG is shit? Again, you utilize oppinions of internet people. AVG is pretty good considering it's free.

I was exaggerating a little on the tabs. I never use tabs and never will. Tabs can lead to trouble. Having a window running in the background that has the potential to download malicious items is never safe. I'm old fashioned, I use multiple windows. Multiple items on your desktop, quick launch, and system tray are just more things to run at startup. This slows down the overall performance of your system and degrades the life of all working components. This is why my 4 year old laptop (running XP) boots in 18 seconds and your newer system takes 4 minutes. My time is too valuable to wait that long.

AVG programming is second rate, it has trashed more systems than I can possibly tell you about. My mom doesn't even run active anti virus. She just uses NOD32 and scans monthly. Active anti virus lulls users into a sense of complacency. If you are careful, you shouldn't need any extra protection. NOD32 has caught every single virus "in the wild", but yes, it costs money. If you want free, Avast is a decent choice.

Now you have installed a BETA version of the most unsafe browser on the planet.

'The most unsafe browser on the planet.' What's unsafe about it? Tell me, I am interested in what kind of shitty arguments you can some up with.

1 Word...1 Letter
Active X
Argument over, I win.

People like you are why people like me (I fix computers) will never be out of a job.

Maybe, instead of beating down people to make yourself feel good, you could give contructive critisism, or even advice. And you call yourself a computer fixer.

If I gave you advice, you wouldn't listen anyway. So I will not waste the time or effort.

Tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice...

then turn the fan on high.

Almost as good as Ubuntu hoodie...

On sale too.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/hoodies /8cd1/zoom/

Meh, all I was trying to do was show Green Day does have some substance, or at least they did at one time. They have been around for 21 years now which is a hell of alot of longevity compared to today's musical acts.

This is why I never post on NG. When I do have something to contribute to a conversation, people either ignore me, shit on my responses, accuse me of cutting and pasting, or complain about my use of the incorrect emoticon.

I probably won't post again for another few months. Have a good night.

At 5/24/08 02:02 AM, TheGodfather wrote: Why Are You Over Using The "Sigh" Face?

Actually, I thought it was someone who is tired...face. It's not someone sleeping with their eyes closed?

Oh, if you didn't guess already. 1,039 Smoothed up Slappy Hours was a CD complilation of Lookout! Vinyl releases. 39 Smooth, Slappy, and 1000 Hours. They do a cover of My Generation as the last track. That's Larry on drums on that track.

At 5/24/08 01:48 AM, Mr-Destruction wrote:

At 5/24/08 01:44 AM, bluntedboy wrote: There is the guy named Lawrence Livermore....

God, did you just copy and paste all of that or what?

No, I didn't. The guy's screen name was LLivermore. I picked up 39 Smooth on Vinyl from a record store in Virginia. This was in the dialup days. That was an email address listed on the album, back when nobody did email. LLivermore@aol.com. So IMed him one day, he told me some stories. Green Day played one of their first gigs in a shack with a metal roof. Power provided by a generator. A rainstorm shorted out the generator, and they continued to play in the dark. Larry played drums for them a few times back then before introducing them to Tre' Cool.

There is the guy named Lawrence Livermore, I used to chat with him on AOL back in the day. He used to live in the hills in California. Frank Edwin Wright III was a neighbor that used to chat with him over a CB radio. Livermore is the guy who gave Frank the nickname Tre' Cool because he thought it meant "very cool" in French. Livermore later went on to own Lookout! Records. Tre' Cool is now the drummer for Green Day. Billie Joe came from a Bay Area punk band called Pinhead Gunpowder. They paid their dues as a "punk light" band. Did they sell out? Well, they never were hardcore punk anyway. I do enjoy their music from 1,039 Smoothed Up Slappy Hours better than their new shit. Billie Joe writes catchy, pop music. It sells records, it makes them money. You may love or hate Green Day, but at least you know who they are. You probably have never heard of Operation Ivy, Fifteen, Downfall, or Screeching Weasel. Green Day was the only band from Lookout! to achieve multi-platinum success.

This site was up before the thread.

If you check the original Penicorn thread
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/4994 93/9

Scroll down, you will see a posting by Molotov, he grabbed a SS of the tshirt page back in 2006.

I guess, back then, everyone assumed he just photoshopped the Penicorns on their shirts.

At 5/23/08 12:38 PM, stanni wrote: IE8 Beta is out and it's looking good....

Yep...

Let's see...you have a Google Toolbar, even though there is a Google live search 2 inches away. You have a Pirate Bay Toolbar. You have 18 trillion tabs open, 100 programs in your quick launch, and about 20 programs launch in your system tray at startup. All protected by AVG, which couldn't find a virus if you waved it in front of its face.

Now you have installed a BETA version of the most unsafe browser on the planet.

People like you are why people like me (I fix computers) will never be out of a job.

At 5/23/08 02:48 PM, Eggys wrote: I'm not sure exactly what happened, but while I was downloading music form the Audio Portal onto my CD, I got a message saying that the disk is corrupted and the file cannot be saved onto it. I looked at the contents of the drive and saw that nothing was there except the disk's name and everything got deleted.

The fact that you are posting about "downloading" onto your "CD"...

Are you burning a CD or are you downloading files?!? Is it a drive or is it a disc?!?

Throw your computer away now.

At 5/23/08 05:08 PM, Yiffy wrote: GamingDouche

At 5/23/08 05:12 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: The Massive circle jerk

At 5/23/08 05:12 PM, Kidiri wrote: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A. As for the URL: uuddlrlrba

At 5/23/08 05:17 PM, Sacky wrote: GaymesCummunity.com

Jesus christ, I just pissed myself laughing...

At 5/23/08 10:38 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: AVG can suck me.

NOD32 and common sense is all I need.

*bows* to you

Thank god, someone else....gets it.

At 5/23/08 09:51 PM, FBIpolux wrote: That guy with a few posts tells the truth.

Yup.

At 5/17/08 10:56 PM, Skat0r wrote: I sucked a dick and swallowed.

Pics...or it didn't happen.

Google 2 kids in a sandbox.

At 5/23/08 09:10 PM, DrkFox wrote: 2 questions:
1. Can i have DDR3 and DDR2 in the same Motherboard
2. What i s a good speed for ram/memory? 800MHz 1000+MHz?

If your motherboard is not capable of taking advantage of DDR3 it is a waste of money. I would much rather have 4 gigs of DDR2 then 1 gig of shit DDR3 ram for the same price.