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Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted September 3rd, 2010 in General

At 9/3/10 12:32 AM, Polioman wrote:
At 8/30/10 03:20 AM, Bluesalinas wrote: Actually I was born here, third generation.
Then you are not mexican, you are an american with mexican blood.

There is no identifiable look to being American as being born here only allows me to be a National as does everybody born in this country. My blood is Latin, specifically Mexican and there for I am what my blood allowed me to be.

Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted September 3rd, 2010 in General

At 9/2/10 07:25 AM, Saltey wrote: Do you or other Mexicans use your accent to get away with things?

No, i don't see how using and an accent is relevant in getting away with things.
I guess you are implying when someone uses a British accent to sound more intelligent or when someone questions you, you say "no habla espanol". But it doesn't matter either way.

I'm guessing with such a innocent sounding accent you can get away with alot of little things.

I'd say the American accent is a little innocent sounding...no one ever suppects the American!

Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted September 2nd, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 08:47 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: As a Mexican, I can only laugh at the silly things you ask.

You mean at the silly things they ask...yes.

But, really ask me too if you must.

Why should they ask you? This is my thread...now make like a penis and beat it!

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

At 9/1/10 01:49 AM, PikaRobo wrote: Why would you make this thread when you know half of us will say our own usernames?

It was more of a "what if" type of thread, but also to see who had the intellegence of chosing a username that really means something in a hypothetical sense or in an actual sense....and by the looks of it, most of the people who said their own username were creative, but now I know more or less who's brain dead and who's not.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted September 1st, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

I want my user name spelled out in the sig writing style of Coop83. That crazy Atlantis script in blueish silver in front of the moon.

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 09:59 PM, Makeshift wrote: ) Irrelephant
) Oolaph
) BananaBreadMuffin
) SlipperyMooseCakes
) Evark

Mmmmm...now you got me hungry for some BananaBreadMuffin and SlipperyMooseCakes with tall glass of Oolaph.

Response to: What does NG look like? Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 09:21 PM, amanda wrote: alsdfjlsks umm yeah. mee.
pic below.

Aww aren't you adorable...I didn't know they let 15 year olds work at Hooters? :)

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

At 9/1/10 12:03 AM, Donut wrote:
At 9/1/10 12:00 AM, Bluesalinas wrote:
At 8/31/10 09:09 PM, Donut wrote: I really like donut.
I'm pretty sure that is going to be the most popular answer. The posters own name.
Well most people think of another or a better one as soon as they sign up with one like with me, Scarab and Bahamut were two of the ones I was thinking of and actually typed in when I signed up.

Why didn't you spell it it like Donut and not Doughnut? Did you not want to be associated with Doug's Nuts?
Donut is the phonetic and American spelling.

You actually typed Bahamut? Is it from a game or is it just a huge coincidence?

Yes I did type in Bahamut...I had first seen that name in the Final Fantasy Tactics game six years ago and actually read and learned about the mythology surrounding the creature. I wouldn't use a name like that for social networking sites so i kept in my back pocket and wanted to use it when I discovered Newgrounds. But much to my dismay, it was taken, but im glad someone who is well known and respected on here has it and wasn't used in vain, so I don't consider it a loss nor do I feel bad.

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 09:13 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: In no specific order:

TurkeyOnAStick
Piss
ThePigeonMaster
HungarianSupermarket
0 (aka 0-0)

Those aren't really my all time favorite those are just the ones I can think of right now.

Nice. That Hungarian had some story on how he got that name...any other ethnicity applied to Supermarket wouldn't have had the right sound to it.

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 09:09 PM, Donut wrote: I really like donut.
I'm pretty sure that is going to be the most popular answer. The posters own name.

Well most people think of another or a better one as soon as they sign up with one like with me, Scarab and Bahamut were two of the ones I was thinking of and actually typed in when I signed up.

Why didn't you spell it it like Donut and not Doughnut? Did you not want to be associated with Doug's Nuts?

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 09:52 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: TVs-Tom-Selleck, I win

I actually chuckled at your name when I first seen it...I could imagine a goldfish in a straight jacket in a padded fishbowl.

Response to: Could The Usa Had Won In Vietnam? Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

The war in Vietnam was never meant to be won nor did the U.S. go into it with the intention of winning. It was to sustain the sale of weapons and trade with South Pacific countries and I believe Russia. The "conflict" more appropriately called was just a ruse to gain bigger profits and to plunge the country deeper in debt. The only wars in the history of the United States that were fought for actual means and not for profit was the Revolutionary War and Civil War.

Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 12:48 AM, LoliTastic wrote: Why did you hop over the border?

Or if you didn't, do all mexican people know each other?

No I didn't hop over and how would it be possible for us all to look like each other?

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 05:35 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: I like my name, I wouldn't think it would be in the top 5 or 10 or whatever, but I'd like to think its pretty damned original.

Odd considering I just requested a name change.

What name did you request?

Response to: What horrible did you do recently? Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 10:39 AM, Mechabloby wrote:
At 8/31/10 06:02 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: I shot a man in Reno.

Just to watch him die.
I will die a little inside if nobody else gets this reference.

Johnny Ca$h

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 04:21 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote:
I would have to say JadeTheAssasin was a pretty damn good name.

Maybe to you, but all it is is just his/her first name with "TheAssassin" attached to it...pretty unclever if you ask me.

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 04:05 PM, Keith wrote: One of my favourite usernames is C-Hawk.

As in Chicken Hawk the fowl or the slang for a girl who likes to give blowjobs?

Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/30/10 01:17 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Do you think mexicans have bigger penises then black people?

Me and my retarded and stereotypical questions.

I don't know, you'd have to check that out for yourself...

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 03:45 PM, Erty wrote:
At 8/31/10 03:44 PM, Bluesalinas wrote:
At 8/31/10 03:23 PM, Yukin wrote: My name is pretty original, definitely deserves to be in the top 50
Original indeed but on whose list?
My list of the 50 most shitty usernames. His is on top.

Ha!! hilarious! Go create your own thread on that list and see how much hate mail you get. Lol.

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 03:49 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: 1. YoinK - He himself is awesome but the name was just always cool to me.
2. Pimp - I don't need to elaborate.
3. Mindchamber - Once again, not much to say here.
4. TehSlapHappy - It's funny.
5. EyeLovePoozy - It's also funny.

Mindchamber would have definetly been in my top ten...

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 03:23 PM, Yukin wrote: My name is pretty original, definitely deserves to be in the top 50

Original indeed but on whose list?

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 03:29 PM, Sindread wrote: I should probably put out 5 of my chosen top 5 NG names. But i won't, instead, I'll talk about mine. Mine is creative, and combines "Sin" with "Dread".
Sin - something God says thats really bad to do.
Dread - similar to the undead.

That's Sinsesational! Keep up the bad work!

Response to: Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 03:20 PM, simon wrote: There's only two types of names I DON'T like, real names (yes I hate my own name) and those 3 word names.. seriously can you be anymore unoriginal?

You could've added "Belmont" or "Says" to give that extra effort.

Top 5 NG Names Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

What your top five NG names that you find creative, awesome, or wish you could've had?
Here are mine in no particular order.

1. Lunaful - Creative, Wish I could've had.
2. TheBlueRaven - Awesome, Creative.
3. Darkmatter - Awesome, Wish I could've had.
4. Scarab - Wish I could've had.
5. Bahamut - Awesome, Wish I could've had.

Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 03:10 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 8/30/10 02:57 AM, Bluesalinas wrote: Ask me anything you want!

Go ahead!
why did your ancestors capture innocent tribesmen and paint them blue, and then splatter their heart blood onto a rock, before lobbing their head off to be thrown down to the crowd

It seemed like a cool idea at the time....


[ also, why do mexican gangsters have jesus tattoos, and how can you have 6 jesus and mary tattoos, and still stab someone in the face for their shoes? ]

I guess they must know they're serving the wrong god. And did Jesus and Mary really look like those shitty tattoos?

Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 01:21 AM, Tami-Kazuhira wrote: Can I please see your papeles sir?

Will this guarantee me a job in your factories with sweatshop pay and hours?

Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/31/10 01:07 AM, MisterWonderful wrote: are you a gang member i har most mexicans from california are!

also have you ever dated another mexican, but don't they have tan vaginas/penis's

No not a gang member and never was one although I do have family members who were into gangs, but like most latino families here in california there is atleast one in every family that has been or is in a gang. Yes i have dated mexican females who suprisingly dont have or atleast not that bad of a tan pussy. But my favorite colors are still pink and white.

Response to: your Halloween costume? Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/30/10 07:05 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:
At 8/30/10 07:03 PM, up-a-notch wrote: I know it's a little early but I just wanna know

I'm going as sgt pepper :)
I'm going as James T. Kirk from Star Trek.

See what I did there?

Why James T. Kirk? You should go as Mace Windu!

Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/30/10 11:46 PM, 34Deadman wrote: Which is better pupusa or enchiladas? Both are so good. And to habla espanol mucho or mas englise(might have speeled that wrong sorry).

Chicken enchiladas with green chilli for me, less lard and masa with more filling. My Spanish is below average, I can read and understand it greatly when spoken to me. If you were ever to meet me you would be surprised on how perfect my english is. Where I live here in Los Angeles it is suprisingly hard for me to get a job working around my own people cause they can't totally understand english and I can't really speak it. Ironic huh? I thought about taking classes but nah...I just learn from listening.

Response to: Ask a Mexican! Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

At 8/30/10 11:55 PM, FunnyDudeInSchool wrote: I have some Mexican friends or acquaintances and 30% of my school is Latino here in NorCal. This may sound stereotypical, but why do a lot of Mexican teenagers gel their hair or wear Dickies or other plaid clothing? Then again I'm half-Chinese and I find myself doing the same thing a lot with plaid clothing, and I've had people mistake me for Latino before.

Funny you should mention Dickies cause thats what I wear and on occasion some plaid. But it's more of a cultural preferance just like blacks wear baggy pants that sag to there ankles or whites wear jeans. Gelling the hair is more way to make them more clean cut in appearance...But more latinos are into that heavy metal look with long hair black clothing so... If I ever go to an NG meeting I would most defnitely feel out of place because this is how normally dress.