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I would last as long as long as I have to.

I kick serious ass, shits so cash.

Rare mew bitch.

At 3/28/10 03:12 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 3/28/10 02:43 AM, BluePikmin wrote:

At 3/28/10 02:42 AM, FBIpolux wrote: IM NOT FUCKING DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKd aksdksakdsakdkladla
fadsfdsfsfsdfsdfsd

You serious brah?

no i m drunk

Get out.

At 3/28/10 02:42 AM, FBIpolux wrote: IM NOT FUCKING DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKd aksdksakdsakdkladla
fadsfdsfsfsdfsdfsd

You serious brah?

It was a rock song, and of it's lines went like,

" THERE ISS NOOO JEEEESSSUUUUUUSSSSS".

If it helped I used to hear it on a motorcycle game, thanks.

Guys, remember, he's black.

Hey guys whats going on in this thr-

*turns around and leaves*

Skinny jeans are for emos and faggots, which one are you?

At 3/25/10 12:05 AM, TokyoTurtle wrote:

At 3/25/10 12:01 AM, BluePikmin wrote: The earth rotates, that elevator would break like your moms hymen.

If the two were attached, hypothetically, by the strongest material available in the universe, wouldn't the rotation of the earth simply rotate the moon with it? The moon would be over that same spot where it is connected with the earth, forever.

No, the elevator wouldn't necesarily break, but it will come off either the moons or the earths surface in a few seconds.

The earth rotates, that elevator would break like your moms hymen.

Dude, your mind is kind of like my penis.

At 3/24/10 01:05 AM, COMboy112 wrote:

At 3/24/10 01:03 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: It's not okay to post about it on Newgrounds because half of us are pedophiles

Isn't that /b/?

There, they are all pedos, and half of them come to newgrounds.

I vote myspace.

At 3/17/10 06:25 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Nobody cares.

Maybe nobody cares, but is this happening to just me?

Guys, it seems like /b/ is frozen, is this happening to just me?

At 3/17/10 06:20 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 3/17/10 06:19 PM, DillePickle wrote: Whats a vagina?

It's this hole between a woman's legs, and if you put your dick in it, it feels like a swamp in the summer without the leeches and mosquitos.

But it smells the same.

This si the 3rd thread concerning this topic,
feel free to look by and happy st.patrics day.

homo

At 3/17/10 12:02 AM, NinjaDonut wrote: Sukkit, i was first.

By 27 seconds.

Bitch

Theres a diffrent one every 10 levels!

HELP I DON'T LIKE GREEN.

At 3/16/10 11:57 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: Kids are real vaginas these days.

I see what you did thar.

When your dads condom broke.

I applaud you little nerd.

At 3/16/10 07:54 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I'm rather fond of Tifa from FFVII. She's so badass and hot. And she can kick your ass. If not her, then I'd be Solid Snake from Metal Gear. Just because.

I'd expect a more legend of zelda-ish responce, but idk why.

You barely noticed?

for a day.
What videogame character would you want to be for a day?

I would choose, Niko Bellic, the Serbian guy from GTA4.

He's badass, gets all the cat, kills people, and drives without any consequences.

What about you NG.

This does not belong in the VG forum in any way.

At 3/16/10 04:32 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: veganism fucking sucks meat all the way bitches. my first time I went clubbing wasted and I just woke up to some chick next to me.

If you don't know how to Sparta, you don't know how to sex.

At 3/16/10 03:18 PM, Makakaov wrote: by rag he means period.

Oh, lol.

At 3/16/10 02:50 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 3/16/10 02:49 PM, Scorpion325 wrote: It sucked. She was on the rag but I didn't care... at the time...

Having sex while the chick is on the rag isn't that bad, just need to clean up afterwards.

By rag, do you mean the chloroform infested rag you put to her face?

At 3/16/10 02:48 PM, Makakaov wrote: Umm nice. But little bit too fast.

Yes, i'm not afraid to say this.

How long, 1 1/2- 2 minutes?