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Why would you name the boobs? You only get to play with em whenever you get a paycheck anyways. It's more fun to name your cock n' balls. I call mine "Alvin And The Chipmunks"

Definitely a hottie. I would let him ride me like one of them gladiators or a country musician. YEEE HAWW! But before I'd let him take me out to dinner, I'd wanna make sure we were related first.

TEH BOMBER IS BACK!!!! 2 years without an ISP.

At 12/8/03 06:10 AM, bladedarin wrote: hey people lol whatsup? if you like hentai add me 2 msn... my email adress is darin_rules27@hotmail.com... my asl is 14/m/canada.. please.. no pedaphiles...

Yeah....So I really really wanna hook up with you on AIM. I have all sorts of bitchin Hamtaro Hentai and Tentacle rape hentai pics. The Hamtaro ones are the best tho. Could spend days whackin to those tho.
Hmmmm.....so you are 14, huh? What color are your underoos?
Describe in detail, please.

Not so much as a rule learned from life, but a rule learned from Newgrounds.com.

Ye Olde NG Golden Rule -
"When in doubt, draw a penis".

Meh. Stupid resizing crap makes it hard to read, but oh well.

Goku: I think I might be close....
Vergeta: MPPTTHHHHH!!!!!
Goku: That's right, pal, smoke my pole
Vergeta: MTTHHPPPTTTTTGGHHHTTTT!!!!!
Goku: You have just tasted the flavor of my powerful dragon balls

DBZ ===== GAY PORN

Slave to the Wage seems to get into musicians post-mortem.
It's ok tho. I loved "Suck my Dead Dog's Dick".
I was all set up to interview the guy too, and he keels.
RIP Wesley, we loved ya.

At 11/28/03 03:27 AM, MALforPresident wrote:

wow, you look like a coked up eminem!:

OW man. That hurts. That really stings....But maybe I can use my EvilEnema powers to score a handjob from Britney Murphey.
There's always hope.

I vote for Boy George. Have you seen that guy lately?
scariest....."thing"....EVAR.

I think the next round should be Sigfried VS. Fred Durst.

I spent Thanksgiving with my girls.
NICEASPIKEN!!!!!!

Nepthyhs ur hot, i will rock ur g spot.

At 11/28/03 12:17 AM, BlGMANBRAINY wrote: omfg he is gona intimidate you!:

OGM!!!!111 OH NO! Teh joining of the kid from "Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom" and Ahhhnnold is putting teh ph33r in me!!111
"Doctor Jones!!! Skynet is collapsing!!!11"

But that was a ps job on my level. prolly better. =) gj.

At 11/27/03 10:53 PM, Hydecka wrote:

And I am ever so sorry that this blue_bomber_69 person cannot read for long amounts of time without his head hurting. Maybe if he actually paid attention in english class he would be use to reading much more than this:

No, like I said, reading the rants of a halfwit makes my head hurt. Broad generalizations are a sad, sad way of trying to convince people of something. You cite nothing in your post(s) of shit, and I highly doubt you have really even tried "living". I'm sure that quotes "like, OMG there will be no more oil for our children" are pretty hypocritical, I'm sure mommy drives you to school in her gas guzzling SUV.
So I second the vote that you just need to whip it out, and play with it. This self-loathing shit is pathetic!
But what do I know, I can't read!
OMG u pWNEd ME!!!!1111

Ummmmmm, yeah.
Well, if you are going to rant about how much this world sucks, and all that other crap.....at least try to use some proper English.
Reading paragraphs of that crap give smart people headaches.

I still have my GS-T. It's still for sale too!
YOU HAVE TO BUY BUY BUY..... It's in AutoTrader for one more week and then I 'm putting the bastard on Ebay.
As far as what I drive:
Principal Vehicle: 1967 Volkswagen Beetle
Secondary Vehicle: 2000 Honda Shadow ACE
CAR I 'm selling: 1996 Mitsubishi GS-T.

Yeah, my apartment complex parking lot is filled with mostly my vehicles. But I don care, at least I don't own an SUV, I'd have to kill myself.

Teh CAR for sale! :

I LOVE PEOPLE that have the "Mexican Hat Dance" for a ringtone.
Really. When the sound of that interrupts my dinnertime, I am filled with nothing short of pure joy.
Dah din diin din din din...... Makes me wanna go an put my Ricky Martin crotch in their face.

My ringtone? RoBoN1X. It's ghey, but my cell phone is ancient.
I want one of the newer ones with the composer built into it.
Or one that takes pictures. Oh the porno fun that could be had with that is limitless....

MY sig pic pwns all of yours.
It was drawn by the magical Nephthys herself.
I kinda screwed it up when I impoted it, but the meaning is still there.

Yeah, that was pretty roxxors, Stuporman.

I guess that little bastard from "The Wizard" finally grew up, and has done nothing but play that game.

How he got by the grabber hands, I'll never know.

I wonder if Fred Savage taped this for 'em. Bet he used the Power Glove.
.....cheater.

The real ones are always better.
I'm talkin
*Edward Penishands
*Forrest Humps
*Joe Dirk

Rent these for a fun time.

Attack rating is a simple equation that determines one of two things.
1: Your character's (ghey as they may be) attack power
2: Your character's sexual attributes.

The way that they are calculated are (current level) x EXP gained -the amount of GP owned x number of items divided by your number of rare items. That number is then multiplied by the character's Penis Points and then rounded up. Then that main number is divided by the # of other registered retard users.

So, a higher attack ranking means there is a better chance of your character getting to cybersex. It's pretty boring tho.

Or you could just play an actual FUN online game like CFS3. I am waiting.....

At 11/24/03 02:24 AM, Nephthys wrote: Wow, man! Cool! Thanks! I'll make one for you now, too!

SWWEEEEET! I will cherish it with all of my heart. Thank you for giving me the strength to go on, Nep. j00 r trul3y teh 1337357 of teh 1337.

OMG I ARE IN HELL!!!!111

There you go, Nepy...
A STUNT DOUBLE. Kinda like the stunt cock in Orgasmo.
I just dont like using anybodys pics unless I got permission.
Unless It's Wade Or Bedn.

Tricky Clown flash > all

That's all you need to know. Now get animating that penis!

I did one already. Of a famous girl on NG. But I had to use a stunt double. See if you can find it!
..and then tell me how much I suck at it. KTHANX

I'm still waiting for my vomit-esque sig pic, bacon guy.
What in thee hell is taking so long?
My sig is barfy enuff as is.

I've been living a lie too.
My real name is Michael Jackson. I pretended to be this drunken waste to hide my alterior motives.
But I mean, come on, what better place to pick up 13 year old boys than Newgrounds.com?
Who's spending the night?

Sex - One of mankind's oldest activities.

And after all these years, it's still the funnest.

At 9/8/03 08:03 AM, Nephthys wrote: The date is set for next weekend, when all shall be revealed.:

Oh....shit, young padawan. I sense a great disturbance in the force.
It's like a million voices screaming at once.....
but, for the record, I cybered Lips Of Laura, omg, she was so good.

Here's one. It suxxors, I had to use a stunt double.
But the source pic chick is one hyna firme.
Nepy- "WTF!!!111 You desroyd muh house!!!111"
But what can you do, right?

Tanks, Rebel! :)

And here is OMGWADEPLZBAN moonighting as that guy from Cypress Hill.
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!!! INSANE IN DA BRAIN!!!!

At 11/23/03 09:24 PM, Dagodevas wrote: Th-those…those eyebrows!

0_0:

Dude! What cartoon is that? I saw it one night on Adult Swim and it was really good, but I didn't catch the name. What was it?
Oh, and the Amuro-d out Wade was dope.