You next to me with fingers like legs crawling up my back saying wake up beautiful. I'd have such a boner.

What???

At first, i was thinking about putting selective user names on the wall in random spots. BUT, i thought of this. Instead of making it all random and whatever, collect the names that i'm going to add, and shape and design all of them into a pattern similar to the city in the background of the tank

Holy shit amazing idea.

Dunno how to respond to this so.............

COKC JOKE

69 hiz bitchez n hoez n such.

This should be in the art gallery amirite?

At 7/1/09 03:33 PM, Obsessed117 wrote:

At 7/1/09 03:32 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Hey, he's a Whoaman! also he's looks Asian.

He also sucks at playing guitar.

Indeed.

Sound like they're pedefiles being adored by millions of screaming young girls that don't even understand what they're listening to, and JB knows that, but goes on so they can fuck little girls at their "after party".

At 6/13/09 06:54 PM, OneLastCaress wrote: I have an Orange microphone with a phonic powerpod PA system, an Ibanez Jet King electric guitar, an Ibanez blue ambiance acoustic-electric, a pearl drum set, a squier standard j-bass and my baby, an epiphone korina 1958 explorer with twin invaders. I also have a line 6 spider III 120 stereo amp and a behringer ultrabass amp. I use zildjian cymbals.

Hell yeah, dude, Ibanez, Epiphone, Explorers, and Line 6 amp are fucking great.

Guitar!!!!

FUCKING METAL!!!!

At 6/30/09 01:23 AM, iscrulz wrote: Thanks Captian Obvious you obviously don't know what good music is. Try listening to Edguy.

Just did. I'm in love lol

THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Holy shit I've been trying to get this message out forever.

But yeah.

Fuck the new music bullshit.

It's not even music.

People think different things so clear the air here.

Tell what your favorite Newgrounds series is, why, your favorite episode, and whatever else. Maybe explain what it's about.

Mine is probably Madness, 'cuz I love blood violence gore and randomness. Best episode is Madness Consternation. It's not really about much of anything. (AUDITOR FTW)

And by the way I looked this up and this kind of topic doesn't exist yet, so don't try to say it does.

Because your mom goes to college.

Use your imagnation. Example:

Criminal: I run from the cops

Cop: I pull out a gun

Criminal: I'm already gone.

You get the idea.

Who wants to start?

We hear about this on the news every fucking day, sooo why make a thread topic about just one certain one?

Dude srsly, people are just fucked up, there's why the assaults happen.

KTHXBAI

Yeah I know.

I'm not even new but one scared me the other day, made me think bbs was too limited.

I had posted a forum topic titled "Favorite Metal/Rock Band?", and that was an okay topic, but it was locked.

So I was like what the fuck when I saw a forum that was titled "I feel so stupid" and read "I always lose on NG games and makes me feel stupid"

I was just like wtf and posted uhh... thread lock plx?

The topic wasn't locked and I was banned for 3 days from the NG BBS for "Backseat Modding".

Pissed me off.

At 12/23/07 01:21 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 12/23/07 01:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Anyone who says 'Any Nu Metal' guitarist for the hell of it will have their balls torn off.

Especially since Tom Morello would be included, and that guy is a maestro.

Ehm... that guy from Dream Theatre, I'd say.

JOHN PETRUCCI? GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.

I fucked your mother's brains out.

He was disappointed because he wanted to do it.

What is it?

Post the lyrics to if you want.

If you understand the meaning, I think For Whom the Bell Tolls. Or Fade to Black.

Heres Bell Tolls:

Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On the fight, for they are right, yes, by whos to say?
For a hill men would kill, why? they do not know
Suffered wounds test there their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
[chorus:]
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls

Take a look to the sky just before you die
It is the last time you will
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they will see what will be, blinded eyes to see
[chorus]

Fade to Black:
Life it seems will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters, no one else

I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free

Things not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly lost, this can't be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel

Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me but now he's gone

No one but me can save myself
But it's too late
Now I can't think
Think why I should even try

Yesterday seems as though
It never existed
Death greets me warm
Now I will just say goodbye

What you guys think?

I also think Kick the Chair by Megadeth is great lyrics.

At 6/17/09 11:49 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 6/17/09 11:43 PM, bloodychainsaw1 wrote:

At 6/17/09 11:41 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Who cares, it's a boring, untalented, uninspiring cesspool of shit.

So are you, this is one of the most influential song there are in Metal, fuck you.

Well you got me there, they do beat out Green Day which is my favorite metal band.

Green Day is more rock based.

And to the people who don't think Metallica has good lyrics, look up the lyrics to For Whom the Bell Tolls, Leper Messiah, Shortest Straw, Master of Puppets, Fade to Black, Unforgiven I, II, and III, Creeping Death, and Nothing Else Matters.

Fucking idiots.

I always interpreted it almost like OP said, but more general. I've always thought it talked about any problem that you had. If something scared you, you face it. If it tries to scare or bully you, you "take it's hand," and lead it back to "Neverland."

Good point.

At 6/17/09 11:41 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Who cares, it's a boring, untalented, uninspiring cesspool of shit.

So are you, this is one of the most influential song there are in Metal, fuck you.

OK, since I've been reading around, I've seen that the meaning of this Metallica song is not clear, and I want you to discuss what you think. For those of you who have heard it, go ahead and discuss. For those of you who haven't, here are the lyrics:

Say your prayers little one
Don't forget, my son
To include everyone

Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit: light
Enter: night
Take my hand
We're off to never never land

Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of snow white

Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit: light
Enter: night
Take my hand
We're off to never never land

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take

Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed,
In your closet, in your head

Exit: light
Enter: night
Grain of sand

Exit: light
Enter: night
Take my hand
We're off to never never land

I think it's about either something along the lines of perhaps a child who is afraid of the dark? Afraid of the "sandman"; a mythical creature that puts people/children to sleep? The child is perhaps over alert, "sleep with one eye open" of this sandman, or perhaps about entering the core of fear. Or maybe from a child's perspective and going through the childish fears like sandman, the dark, etc. Maybe it's about nightmares and dreams. I dunno. It's kinda unclear...

What do you guys think?

At 6/16/09 09:12 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: I think I'd probably just throw them out and go get laid.

Srsly, is masturbating really that much effort?

Yeah dude your arm hurts like fuck after a while

That shit made me cum so much... oh um... I mean... Interesting.

At 6/6/09 12:24 AM, Ocean wrote: I wish rapists in real life were as cute :3

I FUCKING SECOND THAT.

Hell yeah, General, can't wait to mosh like shit XD Metal is so fucking awesome.

At 6/16/09 11:26 AM, MercZ wrote: 1 GB? I'm still working towards this :/

http://tinypic.com/r/2yo25qq/5

I, for one, roflcoptered.

Metallica, Creeping Deathhhh

HELLL YEAHHHH

At 6/16/09 11:24 AM, TheSporkLord wrote: i am a little worried that dragonforce is on the picture.......

I hate them to, I just FOUND this thing, didn't make it.