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Honestly, I think you should straighten it, maybe get it cut to suit a straight style.

107 people in the death toll now... Geh.

Geh, I just heard an update on the news... Death toll could be in the hundreds. People were trapped in their cars whilst trying to escape the 30km+ fires... Eh. I really wish their families well.

Would you like some cream in your tea, mother?

At 2/7/09 09:27 AM, Jonny879 wrote: what do you think will happen this year? i think there's going to be a war between USA and china.

If that happens, then Australia will split in two. >_>

At 2/7/09 07:39 AM, PrivateJoker92 wrote: It's all floods and rain up here in Queensland mate. Feel for you though.

I'm on the eastern coast... It's pretty perfect and normal here, though it's weird... Top of Australia is flooding, and the bottom is melting.

It's going to be 47 degrees in Melbourne... Apparently the hottest place on earth.

Are most of you serious? I wouldn't have the guts to do a thing like that. I would stay there with the poor fellow (even if his guts are all over the road) and wait until the authorities came... I don't think I would have it in me to just drive off and forget about it, it would haunt me for the rest of my life. o.o;

Ugh, that diets not for me. I am a growing teenage boy, I needs MOAR MEAT AND CALCIUM. :P

Why is soy milk listed twice?

I'm sorry to say but your music sounds terrible. D:

I've had dreams of self pleasuring... Haven't recalled sucking my own penis in a dream though, but i have dreamt of sexually pleasing... People I know. x:

I misread the title for elmo...

I'm disappointed.

At 1/24/09 10:33 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: 450px_Soulja_Boy__Beach_.jpg

Why are his arms like twice the length? He looks all stretched out yet his legs remain normal.

Where on Earth are people this stupi-... Oh never mind.

I sometimes talk to my friends for hours on the phone... I think i've done around 8 hours or so. Yeah. :3

At 1/24/09 12:24 AM, Gashed wrote: You're fucking kidding right? Fuck. Stop fapping so much and your skin won't be dark from burn marks.

Actually, regular masturbation increases penis size. :3

That's a rather nice glass you have there.

I'm kinda pale, need to get more sun on me I guess. That's true though, majority of pale/tanned guys have darker penises... I never heard of a purple cock before though. x:

Well, I actually picked it up pretty quickly. Macs are easy as, anyone who doesn't know how to use one after a while has issues.

My brother couldn't even figure out how to turn it on. x:

Toy Story. <3

Oh and does anyone remember that short of the two old guys playing chess? x3

Ooh, this sounds rather interesting. Count me in, I'll start on it and work on something...

I drove through Canberra once while we were on our way to the snow... It was like an extremely cold ghost town. x:

At 1/23/09 08:42 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 1/23/09 08:31 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: BrizVegas, Australia

Where the fuck is BrizVegas?

Must be those damn Tasmanians...

At 1/23/09 05:13 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 1/23/09 01:10 AM, Themarkinside wrote:

At 1/23/09 01:02 AM, KenshintheUndead wrote: So would having long, straight hair naturally make me gay, then?

It would make you hot.

no. no it does not.
for a guy, straightening your hair is one step away from waxing your eyebrows

Why the hell would we want to wax our eyebrows? >:I

Please, stop representing Australia... You're an embarrassment to us. D:

Favorite band would have to be Radiohead.

Favorite musician would have to be Elliott Smith. c:

Well, I straighten my hair. It's naturally wavy but it doesn't suit my hairstyle unless I want to look like some disco dancer from the 70's.

I also care for it ;_;

I love Moodles, they are so adorable and cute. :333

I'm not sure what you're talking about... Would there be a trailer on youtube with the same features? x:

How does straightening ones hair automatically make you gay?