Who is tom flump? ive herd alot about him.

yawn

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At 1/20/05 07:11 PM, marzzbar wrote: Have you ever spooged in your mouth?

no, i heard it tastes salty. and i hate salt

At 1/20/05 07:52 PM, apackageofchicken wrote: I can't say I've ever tried it...probably because I'm not that flexable...however on the subject on it being gay...I don't think it is...if sucking yourself off is gay I guess masterbation is also gay.

Masterbation= Both giving and recieving a handjob from a guy.

You've got a point there.

At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote:

Bad liar...it's impossible unless you have your ribs removed or unless you have a huge dick which i doubt.

Oh its possible. I'm very flexible and i always have been.
I saw a picture of a women giving herself oral once, now thats flexible. i cant go all the way unless i want another slipped disk.

Have you ever tried it? I can do it, it feels gr8. just when im done the pain in my back is a bitch.
I once slipped a disc though while doing it, that hurt like a mofo.

banana phone

Tom fulp

And then i shit myself

At 1/18/05 06:23 PM, BigLundi14 wrote: what exactly does a time machine look like? some think a car, i've seen phone booth ones, what does it really look like?

It looks like your one of your phone booths yes, but with alot of extra things on it.

At 1/18/05 06:11 PM, PopeOnARope wrote:

At 1/18/05 06:10 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: Like i said, two days ago.
Or are the days of your time different from ours?

This post reeks of bullshit. Read what I said earlier:

If you really have a time machine go back to 2000 and register bleh_bah69 then.

Do you not know how time machines work?
Oh wait, im sorry, let me inform you.

Once you use a time machine, it must recharge.
But the recharging unit broke when i arrived, the machine was thrown out of the time portal and into a rock, smashing the unit to pieces.

It cannot be fixed without the use of a sympac, and thoes were invented in 3023.

At 1/18/05 06:09 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote:

At 1/18/05 06:06 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote:

I arrived two days ago.

then tell me why your sign up date says December 2004.

Like i said, two days ago.
Or are the days of your time different from ours?

At 1/18/05 06:04 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote:

At 1/18/05 06:00 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: Hello follow users of the past, I am Deebee13367409.

I come from the year 5062. I stole my farthers time machine and transported myself into the past.

really? tell me, when did you arrive here?

I arrived two days ago.

Hello follow users of the past, I am Deebee13367409.

I come from the year 5062. I stole my farthers time machine and transported myself into the past.
Your time seems pretty nice, my time is very bad, the humans are at war againts us robots and the earth is pretty much about to melt down.
Why are we hated? Our AI brains work just as well as your human ones do.
Prehaps it is because we have devoloped sexual organs and are able to reproduce? Or we helped the humans with a better way of life? Who knows...

Its true. Aliens do exist

Lastnight i was laying in my bed trying to geto sleep, i heard a strange noise outside, i opened my eyes and there was a bright red light outside my window. i walked upto my window, here my memory went blank.
The next thing i remember i was in a small room, behind some red lazers.
Soon aliens arrivied and turned the lazers off, then they dragged me by my arms into a small room, with a large table in the middle of it.
They then lay me down on the table, and put this wierd pink goo all over my hands, this held my hands down like superglue.
They then did the same to my legs.
Here my memory went blank again.
The next thing i remember i was in bed, and my ass was pulsing green. aaagh iv been probed!!!