At 1/1/09 05:22 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: you people defending ghosts and ufo's are some Dumb ass motherfuckers.

I never defended UFO's i am not a dumbass .. but i am a motherfucker

Oh btw here is some Shocking "proof"
I have to go my water for ramen is burning

Ihave actually been struck by what might have been a ghost, back when i was a rent-a-cop, i was working on a campus and i was down int he boiler room, i had finished my check and i was standing calling in a radio transmission to the main office 3 seconds into the transmission something punched me inthe kidney on the left side and the radio battery went completely dead afterwards, my cell battery was drianed as well, paranoromal theory is that ghost can feed off EMF and what not. seeing as how it was late at night and the building was emptyand the room was completely lit. wth else could it have been- This is, btw in a building that was known to be "haunted" or have paranormal activty witnessed by more than one person.

At 1/1/09 04:33 PM, blamurai wrote:

OK so here is the next part
Because i know iam going to give in even if i don't deliver the baby myself,
say the kid's name is Ethan what is a decent middle name ? honestlyi can't stand the name Ethan because it reminds me of this lame annoying kid i used know and beat up when i was in first grade

Also since pix are posted plz feel free to photoshop/alter with captions and the like

At 1/1/09 04:27 PM, MrLuckDuck wrote: Mason.

THERE IS NO MORE OF US ANYMORE! - in my whole life, I've only heard of another person called Mason, who isn't famous. WE NEED RECOGNITION!

Damn , alot of you guys said the same thing my fiancee' said
Mason, Garret, Tyler etc...

OK so here is the next part
Because i know iam going to give in even if i don't deliver the baby myself,
say the kid's name is Ethan what is a decent middle name ? honestlyi can't stand the name Ethan because it reminds me of this lame annoying kid i used know and beat up when i was in first grade

What is the OS and check the power options /configuration if it is a windows i think you can put it in presentation mode so that it won't shut down after a while

At 1/1/09 03:58 PM, EpicFail wrote: My girlfriend and I already decided to name our kid Kurt.
She may be pregnant. I hope not though.

Well If so congrats if not WAIT FFS!!! dude you will not get any I swear to almighty THOR!! lemme give you a little look what you're in for you can getall kinds cool shit right? ok afterwards until like the kid is maybe 3 or 4 ... this is what you are looking at

At 1/1/09 03:38 PM, Thimbles wrote:

At 1/1/09 03:16 PM, blamurai wrote: I guess i also need to clean my Scanner

Yeah, you do. Those pesky cursors get to the worst places.

LOL MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS OFF !!!

literally we did try just so i can actually say i am a motherfucker
here is another ultrasound from 18 weeks you can kinda make out the face the physical copy i have shows the mouth

At 1/1/09 03:34 PM, BigWowMovies wrote: Call him Peenith. Or name him after me (Ryan, it's Gaelic for little king)

Hey that's pretty cool, my buddy Ryan just had a kid in Sept. honestly i am not sure what origin My name is but i know it means "Keeper of the Black River", where ever the fuck that isIDK. I think in some languages it came up as "Guardian" too .

At 1/1/09 03:23 PM, MrCongeniality wrote: I also have some thoughts on raising children.

I honestly probably wouldn't buy my kid all the cutesy shit most parents do. I find it a bit weird.

I'd also raise my child differently than most people as well, like I wouldn't raise my kid to believe in Santa Clause, or those stupid "boogiemans", and I wouldn't raise him or her in any religion whatsoever, because there's nothing more devastating on someone than when you believe or worship something you've been raised to think is real, and then come to find out, it's all horseshit.

The cutsie shit isn't really for the baby so to say the cutesy shit is to keep my Fiancee' ina calm stae because we actually already had a scare and everytime she gets worked up her entire body cramps up , scary shit if you are actually present.

As for raising the kid, the only thing iam going to push and very subtly is martial arts My dad was a golden Glove and i am a 2nd degree black belt. Iam not going to teach him just for self defense but the philosophy of martial arts as well so they will be able to understand what it is to have principals( this is going to back fire trying to explain the significance of honor/humility to a 5 month old ) :D

At 1/1/09 03:17 PM, XxXGameFreakXxX wrote: Garrett, epic protagonist of the PC game Thief, and it's starting to become a common name, so get it while it's fresh before it's a bandwagon thing.

we had considered Garret ( props on Thief reference).
to the "Lee" suggestion How awesome would that be "Bruce Lee Johann" Bruce was my Granfathers Name And I was the only Grand child out of 7 of us to actually know him

ALSO!!! Just incase you aren't aware - that ultrasound is a picture of what's inside my Fiance's vagina
Honestly i thought Jason would be a decent name

Also Just so you guys know i ain't fuckin' around(that's what got me into this;) ) I'll throw up this ultrasound from 5 weeks back - we are half way at 20 weeks I guess i also need to clean my Scanner
Also i want to let you guys know that this pregnancy shit isn't any jokei f youaren't getting any now gether her preggers and find out i am on a 4½ month booty drought and also give up on most of your principals, i don't know/remember many of you but i used to be /still trying a hard core melee weapon fanatic now .. she has me buying Winnie the pooh crap , that will change because this kids fistr bottle is goingto have wolverine or spider mano r something cool on it.

At 1/1/09 02:53 PM, Killer-Lemon-Ink wrote: Doug or Douglas? =3 It would help if we knew your last name so we can see if it fits

or just stalk you

OMFG you know my name ??? What sorcery is this ???
it would be Douglas Richard Johann Jr. the only thing about that is there are some raw feelings about that middle name because it was given to me by my biolgical father who i have not heard /seen from in 16 years (last time was in '93 when i was in 2nd grade).
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also fiance is dead set on Ethan , but i am holding a little something up the sleeve , the Doctor said if i wanted to she would help ME deliver the baby so what i proposed is if i get to deliver my son we'll go ahead with Ethan, But if we let Doc do her thing it is junior

At 1/1/09 02:51 PM, shizzzle wrote: NAME HIM VAGINA.

ARE YOU CRAZY YOU CAN'T NAME A BABY PENIS "VAGINA" !!!

that is absurd sir

i like mine but i wish i would have been able to make a decent enough impact on the forum to be a MOD back when i cared iwanted to change it to banikinskywalker

It's true, i have been on/away from newgrounds long enough to get my Fiancé to agree to something crazy, Let's have a kid ,only it was more her idea than mine (HAPPY TIMES). We are 20 weeks into it and found out we are having a baby PENIS!!! ..err Boy/dude I want a junior or something more awesome than Jr if you guys could help me out with a first and middle name that would rock it would be cool the only other name i could come up with is Honorable Pig Demon. SO have at it

THIS IS REAL

My uncle had Masters of Orion- and I just bought two PSP UMDs that have a whole shit load of legacy games like Golden Axe and Super Thunder Blade And ann one with a buncha Capcom re releases even the original Street Fighter

I just picked up a couple old school game collections .. Chuck D head Has to be gay

SO I figured i have all this awesome money from over time laying around what better way to get rid of it than blowing it on a couple PSP Old skool game collection Discs- (Capcom Collection) and Sega Collection 2 duiscs 48 games- and i can't help but wonder how awesome or shitty were these games in the first place, honestly some of these are what gave Tom his inspiration in the first place like street Fighter and Final Fight etc. Unfortunatly i wasn't priveleged in owning playing these old school games like Golden axe and the first couple Shinobi games, and i often wonder how cool was Phantasy star in the first place? dunno if any of you are even old enough to appreciate those type of games .

Even Wierder I feel totally dumb buys old skool games for a new gen system.

And this isn't a console war i have had my interactions with DS and made my choice so deal with it.

Any thoughts ???

also Nebuku nyo!!!

i am awake be cause i am drunk and playing warhawk waiting for some dumbass n00bs to join

At 6/29/08 11:04 PM, wilson531 wrote: playstation 3 or xbox 360

i have a ps3 and i have seen some of my friends 360's and i think ps3 is better

i am currently enjoying the luxury of owning a PS3 that is also a blu ray DVD player i can't weait to get it up on a REAL HD, HD tv... "42 Sony Bravia

btw .. we could use some playahs on omy buddy's Warhawk server

At 6/30/08 02:42 AM, jitterman wrote:

At 6/30/08 02:36 AM, TheCrook wrote:

At 6/30/08 02:27 AM, blamurai wrote: "on the BBS" "recently used condom"

Catch 22?

lol. nice one.

i could get it if you like ... but i am sure posting something likethat is bound to get me banned from the forums i love teh moast

OMFG!!! Someon narc to tom STAMPER IS RAIPING MY Favorite left EYE

That iff you type Stamper 3 times on the BBS he will Transport out of your most recently used condom and raip you in the eye... Iam drunk so i wanna see if it works...

STAMPER
STAMPER
STAMPER

Waiting

At 6/12/08 02:26 AM, DestroyedPencil wrote: I think that after 26 hours you will be really tired. Then you will start to drift off and then just fall asleep. Thants all it is going to do.

i havwe managed to stay up 38 hours.. mainly bacause of one workingthird shiftand then a family even and having no sleep and then doing another shift

the Falcons.. that's it.. just the Falcons

At 6/12/08 02:24 AM, TheGodfather wrote: My Science Teacher Told Us You Start Gaining Diabetes And Signs of Cancer From Not Sleeping...

and don't forget about Crotch rot ..and AIDS

one of my buddies is an Army medic.. after 96 hours your brain will start to deteriorate and you will get dementia ..temporarily if you are lucky

At 6/12/08 02:07 AM, austin23cook wrote:
also heres more 2 desensitize with

hmm well idk bout that but i do know that it was Mendoza that Killed McBains partner and not the interweb