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I revised my Criminal story. It should clear things up. Also, I've almost completed my Sympathy for the Reaper story. I hope you like the finished product.

Here's my story;

So I go to this dance every first Friday of the month, and in the last two months I danced with this nice girl and we made out and stuff, and this month she wrote down a phone number and I wrote down mine.

So later during the weekend I call it, and instead of it being her cell, I get "Mazak Midwest Tech Center". No big deal, I think, I call one of my friends and eventually, I'm told that she doesn't have a cell, that this number is her home phone.

I was pretty nervous because I didn't want her parents to answer and think I was some weird stalker or something. I waited until today to call her. Unfortunately, it was her parents. I told them my name and asked if I could talk to her.

Then her mom goes "She says she doesn't know who you are."

Her mom asked if I was in her class. I go to a different school, so I said "no" in a morose tone, said I was sorry, and hung up, so the mom doesn't get really upset and stuff.

And I really thought thiswas the one. Even if I only saw her for a few hours, and barely talked, I still really, really liked her. What should I do if I see her at the next dance? I'm really depressed about it.

At 4/6/08 04:34 AM, Sistine1408 wrote:
Hmmm? Angry at me never finishing anything?

No, but you are always saying I need to make my stuff longer, so I am. Also, does anyone think it's funny?

At 3/29/08 03:40 PM, Zodir wrote: So... I have a few ideas for a short story but I want you guys' input. Here are some ideas:

1. A scientist discovers bacteria that creates a cheap bio-fuel. He suffers through industrial espionage (from oil producing companies) and international espionage (from countries wanting to get rich: USA, Russia, China, Middle east, etc.). Eventually he loses everything and decides to get revenge on those who casued him all his suffering.

This one is good. A bit more ralism than the other ideas. Also, I'm working on another story. And its actually a few pages long this time. (talking to you, Sistine) I think its a little funny. I don't write funny well, but I try.

At 3/29/08 03:44 PM, Captain-Jake wrote: agreed?

I've no other choice.

I didn't lol.

That's why we invented Micheal Moore!

At 3/28/08 11:52 AM, Esinelix wrote:

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Also, that 95 at the end of your username represents the year you were born, right?

Oh! He PWNED JOOZ! >:O

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At 3/28/08 11:41 AM, Ninsega091 wrote:

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I didn't even know there was a videogame genre under forums...

Than I am the enlightener. Goody.

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Go here.

Why don't you like massages, they are relaxing.

What?

Jesus Camp freaked me out.

Just press mute.

Too bad.

At your own risk

That was teh LOLZest joke evar.

Too bad.

At 3/26/08 04:21 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: These jokes have been beaten to death.

Well, you sure aren't providing any bandages.

*cleans hoes*

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Not me?

I hate fucking vegetables. Broccoli, spinach, green beans, I hate them all.

I have a strange feeling that everybody in my grade thinks I'm a wanker. Other than that...

At 3/26/08 02:38 PM, stickyman1 wrote:

At 3/26/08 02:25 PM, blamninja1 wrote: Tee hee.

dont post shit here!

I'm LOLing at Wacom. Funny word.

You're a noob LOLOLOLOLZ!!!!1

At 3/26/08 02:34 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: IM sorry but i cant help you...btw wtf is a wacom?

Tee hee.