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At 8/30/10 06:57 PM, MindlessMax wrote:

At 8/30/10 06:49 PM, blamninja1 wrote: Where are zee women? D:

Next issue,my friend.

A satisfactory reply, sir!

At 8/30/10 06:54 PM, towellyfan wrote: what exactly is a virgin and what happens if you aren't

Nothing, and nothing.

HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

At 8/30/10 06:50 PM, RhidCkY wrote: 7/8 of people on NG are virgins mate your not alone

7 1/2 out of 8 sounds a bit more realistic

Junior year of high school is upon me. Any suggestions of how to make it through alive?

Where are zee women? D:

Jeez, it's been awhile. I got my start here nearly three years ago, and haven't really been active here at all since. I found this site named Papertank but that just got shut down yesterday, so... Yeah. Back again =P probably will submit something soonish, we'll see. I'm trying to find a new site to join but for now I'm just gonna hang around here.

Spartans, because more badasser movies and quotes are made by spartans.
*this whole post is super-ironic*

Do what Napoleon would've done.
That is, Napoleon Dynamite.

It's an alright album; but the best metal is Ride the Lightning, Metallica.

Zero other places. Ho-hum life for me...

Alright, I threw together some rules for my Cult Classic contest. Follow them or your story is DISQUALIFIKIED.

1. Must be a story, poem, etc., that has qualities similar to that of a cult film.
Ex. Dialogue like "But just because I changed my sex doesn't mean I don't love you!" is good.
Dialogue like "But I digress; now, shall we continue discussing the theorem behind Lord of the Flies?" is alright.
Dialogue like "I has teh lulz now ROFTLMAO1111" is extremely good. A cult classic about the Newgrounds forums? Yes, please.
2. Subject of story, poem, etc., should be very far-fetched, and impossible by normal standards of fiction.
Ex. A story about aliens drilling from underneath New York with huge male genitalia and taking the entire city by similar means, good.
A story about Tom Fulp becoming a supermutant temporarily as a child, okay.
A story about a story about a story involving evil vegetables, AWESOME. I wish I could have as many stories in one story.
3. I have to like the story, poem, etc. See above rules.
4. Story, poem, etc., cannot be longer than three pages single spaced on Microsoft Word 2003.
Ex. Microsoft 2003, good.
Microsoft 2007, sucks a big hairy one.
5. Deadline for story, poem, etc., March 10.
Ex. Submission, Feb. 14, good.
Submission, March 11, WRONG.
6. Maximum submissions; 4.
Ex. 5, GTFO.
3, good.

Those are the rules, now get going. PM ME THE SUBMISSION, DO NOT PUT IT IN THE WRITER'S CLUB SPACE.

At 2/6/09 08:19 PM, Shadow-1409 wrote: Is this just stories or poetry? Does a freelance journalist have a place among ye?

Any writing is alright.

Haven't been here in awhile, so hello again, everybody. I've been hanging around Papertank for a few months and it's a great place for writing, but it's been in a lag lately, so I decided to visit my old stomping grounds at the NG Writer's Club. It looks like it's a little slower around here, though; and there isn't any Phantom to textually abuse all you noobies *sniff* I miss that dude. But I'll try to galvanize the club a bit with my plastic knife sharp wit.

Here's an idea; how about another writing contest!?! But it's got a twist; I want a cliche, cheesy, B-movie type story instead of a regular, serious short full of death and twists and turns.
The contest name: Cult Classic. PM me the next one, and you'll get a virtual pat on the back from yours truly if your 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' is the newly crowned Cult Classic. 'K?
Go. Write some good crap.

At 2/6/09 12:13 PM, djjdchampion wrote: This is my current girlfriend,
Would NG hit it?

*drops pants*
Hell yeah.

I like the band name. It's like the superhero for virgin adolescents.

That's going to be an epic fail, I just know it.

At 8/19/08 02:00 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/19/08 01:59 PM, blamninja1 wrote: They are very convient.

YOU SON OF A BITCH
That was my poor joke : (

Well, I am a whore for the painfully obvious stuff.

I'll pretend like I actually care for this moment.... Okay, now I'm done.

The only setback is that you don't get to live anymore, unless you're Christian. But otherwise, I'd say it's a good option!

They are very convient.

That is a most serious issue, yes.

Master of Puppets-Metallica
Baba O'Riley-The Who
Dani California-Red Hot Chili Peppers

At 7/16/08 08:49 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 7/16/08 08:47 PM, blamninja1 wrote: I don't get why everyone actually likes their music. It's not that great, really. Anybody else feel pissed off about all those damn Beatles fans?

Um...because they have revolutionized the world of music?

With their crap, really? I can't stand all those repetitive love songs; all they revolutionzed was the art of money-making. Write a dull hit and you're in.

Cool.

I don't get why everyone actually likes their music. It's not that great, really. Anybody else feel pissed off about all those damn Beatles fans?

At 7/16/08 08:07 PM, lillylivers wrote: My boyfriend actually wrote me some poetry a couple of times. It's awfully sweet. He actually got me a box of chocolates and taped the poem to the back of the box. I still have it in my closet.

You ate the chocolates though, right?

It doesn't pertain to me, so it's fine.

What ever happened to him? My Newgrounds was fucking sweet, and then he just disappeared after May. It's disappointing, since he's a really talented flashmaker, and it seems like he just left or something. The reason better not have been that someone stole his idea 'Handjobs', because that's not a good reason at all.

At 7/11/08 06:19 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: I like Evil-Dog and his audio.

Yeah, I downloaded The Weight of Time for my iPod. And he did make Punk-o-Matic, so that makes him good in the flash department.

At 7/11/08 06:11 PM, freakin-sweet wrote: doesnt anyone care?

Yeah, I do. Linky, plz.