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Best. Pick-up. Line. Ever.....

Let's go get some barbeque and get busy!

Jazzy Jeff

Ditto.

Considering Nintendo hates Capcom, I'd say the chances of Sonic getting into Smash Bros is lower than Newgrounds going a month without getting a spam thread.

It means you pick fights.

Fuck the Packers. And the White Sox. And Notre Dame is overrated horribly.

More screenplay! Scene two from where I left off. Tell me if it's good. And if I spelled correctly. :)

He is Xavier the Libelous, formerly Xavier the Paladin. Gray cloak,
covering his facial features, red leather tunic, leather pants and a broad silver sword. As he charges into the room, demon
guards run swiftly toward Xavier. Xavier slices the stomach of the first demon; the thick armor of the demon has no affect,
the sword cuts through it like hot knife to butter. The second demon is blown away by a gray magic burst of energy from
Xaviers hand, and collides into the third pillar on the right of the throne, demolishing the pillar and sending fragments of it falling onto both demon guards, crushing them. the third demon has his head blasted apart by gray energy, blue blood splatters everywhere. Demon four is stabbed through the chest, the blade protrudes out of his back. An inhuman yowl, the demon swings his halberd high, Xavier ducks, simultaneously brings his sword out, and slices the demons head in half.
Bloods flies; the yowl is cut off abruptly. Xavier kicks over the demons body; demon five swings down halberd, Xavier dodges right, slashes demon's arm off and shoots energy and blasts apart right leg of demon six. The ten other demons have huddled around King Varitees, shielding him from Xavier. A purple ring expands in front of thecrowd; Nerohs returns.He carries a staff, with a purple orb headpiece. His eyes have no pupils.

Nerohs: (deep voice) You dare attempt to wreak havoc in the Hall of Kings, the birthplace of Carnalian legends, of Gods?

Xavier: (throws off cloak, revealing a handsome face. Bald head.smiles) Of Gods? No. Of greedy warlords, who fight not for the joy of victory, but for thrist of wealth and land. Not Hall of Kings, oh no, but the Hall of Fools!!

Nerohs roars in anger; he thrusts his hand at Xavier. Three demons march to Xavier, as Nerohs begins a bloodthirsty chant;Xavier shoots a large blast of energy, two demons are flung into the air, one slides softly into a pillar, the other crashesdown on the far side of the room. The third dodges the blast and hurls his spiked tower shield at Xavier, Xavier ducks and throws his sword. It cuts straight through the demon and sticks into the fourth pillar on the throne's left. Xavier brings his
arm up, raising a gray force shield up. Three more demons run up to Xavier; he thrusts his arm forward, the force shield smacks into the middle demon, sending him crashing into the back wall. Xavier leaps over the other two demons, blasts them
into pieces with energy bursts while overhead. His sword magically extracts itself from the pillar and flips into his hand.He lands into the four demons, swings his sword in a circlular motion, cutting apart the demons. Nerohs roars; he transformsinto a tall purple skinned man with devilish horns. His clothes shread to pieces, he grows fearsome fangs, tinted red.Xavier is swept away by Neroh's long, muscular arm, flying across the hall, bumping into the demon's bodys and halting atthe doorway. Xavier, on his back, looks up, seeing Nerohs lumbering toward him, rage etched on his face. A bolt of shadowexplodes into Xavier, flinging him into the wall above the doorway. Xavier is plastered to this area, Nerohs approaches.

Nerohs: (deeper voice) This man was Xavier the Paladin, once famed hero, a man so great of power he could shift the mountains. But what of him now? A petty thief, Xavier the Libelious, no longer is he admired by children across the world,but hated by all for,(pause) betrayal of the Emperor Jarvius himself!

Xavier falls flat on his face. Nerohs steps over Xavier, staff in hand. Xavier looks at his sword, in the middle of the hall.Nerohs raises his staff up high. Xavier magically sends the sword sailing directly into the back of Neroh's thick purple neck. Nerohs gurgles in pain, dark purple blood spills on Xavier's face. Xavier shoots a blast of energy into Neroh's chest,blood splashes all over Xavier. Then he flips backwards, bounces off the wall, removes the sword, and makes a ten-point landing. Nerohs falls down, the ground shakes. Xavier wipes purple blood off his face, and walks to King Varitees at the throne. Neroh's body forms into a large purple puddle, which slips out the doorway.

Xavier: Is this all you could summon to fend me off, Varitees? A king like you can only manage weak demons and a obsolete
conjuerer? You prepare poorly.

King Varitees: Don't take another step. (pulls out a dagger from underneath robe)

Xavier: (chuckles) A knife, Varitees, for the purpose of eating.

King Varitees weakly throws the knife at Xavier, but it lands at his feet. Xavier kicks it up into his hand. He stops, pauses to aim, and flings it right next to King Varitee's head. The King shows a terrified expression. Xavier smiles.

Xavier: Wonder why I'm here?

King Varitees: To assainate me?

Xavier: (gleefully) No! I want your treasures, the artifacts Carnalia has locked up in those vast caves of secrecy.

King Varitees: I don't know what you're talking about.

Xavier: (at the throne now) Oh yes you do. (points sword at King's neck) Show me.

In Carnalia, we see a dark castle, with demonic guards atop the castle towers, watching for trouble.Surrounding the castle is
miles of sand,black,and towns far off in the distance can be faintly seen,a sandstorm concealing them.Inside, we see a long hall, a dark purple carpet streching from a wide metal door, black, to a tall throne, pale gold. Sixteen pillars, eight on each side, obsidian black,in a row, four open wooden doors. Demon guards stand on each side of the pillars, two to each, fully armored, tower shield, halberd axe. Sitting on the throne is King Varitees, clothed in purple royal robes, a dark jeweled crown, a gold chalice filled with the land's best wine. Nerohs, the Kings advisor, a warlock, stands near with a book in hand, walks over to the King.

Nerohs: My Lordship, news has arrived.

King Varitees: (sips wine) News?

Nerohs: It has been told to me that Karnalgio the Mace has just killed Lucern of Mazuma, and claimed the title, "Champion of Gladiators".

King Varitees: I see. I thought he would, even the lowest commoner could defeat Lucern in melee.

Nerohs: Mind your tongue, my Lordship, for Karnalgio once was a commoner, certainly the lowest,he may take offense to a comment such as that.

King Varitees: I see. I change my statement; Lucern, being from Mazuma, certainly would never be prepared for a fighter from Carnalia. Prepare a feast, all in Carnalia are invited. (Nerohs begins scribbling notes down) It shall be in Hero's Hall. Make fine food, but not too exquisite; commoners are attending as well. If Karnalgio can attend, teleport him here. Perhaps he hasn't been assasinated by those Empire bastards. The feast will be in two days. Is that enough time?

Nerohs: (temporarily stops scribbling) It is your decision, my Lord.

King Varitees: Alright, two days. (Nerohs steps back, a purple ring spreads out under his feet, then sucks back in, and Nerohs along with it. King Varitees attempts to sip wine, but an explosion erupts and the entrance door blows apart,smoke billows into the room. A man charges into the room.

Scene two so far, not fully completed. If you haven't read scene one, it's on my userpage.

He can't even spell "stupid" right.

Why do I care what you people eat?

It's a ballsack.

when i was twelve

I'd like to join.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/3

Why would a chain mail review work? This "Teddy" probably can't know who reads them or where the people that read them are. Just don't pay attention to them.

At 9/4/07 04:08 PM, Twone wrote: I start tomorrow.

OH NOEZ!

Thats too bad. I pity you.

No problems there.

oops forgot link. http://bloodychainsaw1.newgrounds.com Except for this guy.

Just because someone joined in 07 doesn't mean he's a retard.Except for this guy.

thats fine. if u like boxing gloves

I'm joining. Call me "Blam Ninja".

Well my name can't be vote0ninja1 now can it?

Happy B-day. But shouldn't he be posting this topic himself?

Nice story Zodir.

Ok I'm sorry, but I changed my screenplay again, this time it's the end of the tournament, not the begining. "today is the finale", not "today is the begining". So thats the only change for it, I move on to scene 2.

I'd be Ninja Clock

I copied and pasted from my Notepad, it had a bit more width in Notepad. So that's why it's hard to read.
Glad you liked it.

Hey guys, I have an the final draft of scene one for my screenplay, it's on my userpage. Hope you like it.

If you get a new Wiimote, how do you connect it to the Wii?

Lol, this guys Krinkel's bitch. XD
and Maximum Ninja is fav.

That's a very good story. Nice job, NightCrawler!