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Response to: Funny as hell scenarios for songs Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General

You see an ex-girlfriend who cheated on you and this plays.
Granted, a lot of songs could be used in this situation.

Response to: My heart's about to explode. Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General

Liar, this is what happened

My heart's about to explode.

Response to: Users in Newgrounds are gay Posted March 21st, 2011 in General

Woah there tough guy IRL

Users in Newgrounds are gay

Response to: SOMEBODY IS UOTD Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

I really hope I haven't been UOTD and I never saw it....

Response to: Rebecca "Friday" Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

At 3/18/11 06:15 PM, ForgetFreeman wrote: Did they put it in her ass, last night?

Good thing i read through this thread first, because i was gonna put the exact same thing

Response to: Bear Grylls Posted March 19th, 2011 in General

Not near as awesome as Ted Bear

Response to: Faveorite Spongebob episode? Posted February 18th, 2011 in General

Band Geeks contains the greatest song to be ever featured in a cartoon.
Hibernation is great too.

Response to: Auburn's Trees Poisoned Posted February 18th, 2011 in General

Lol I knew you would make this thread Cootie. I understand rivalries get very heated, but poisoning Toomer's trees is a little far, even if you blew a 24-0 lead in the Iron Bowl.
I just hear trash talk between Kansas and Kansas State fans, never really is there anything drastic. Probably because their basketball players are to busy smoking weed and their AD's are busy being retarded with ticket sales.

Response to: If you could kiss.. Posted February 11th, 2011 in General

I would do much more than kiss Bar Refaeli

Response to: A Buckshot of News Posted January 26th, 2011 in NG News

At 1/25/11 03:49 PM, Drake wrote: That example story is messed up. Sounds like something Catoblepas would animate.

I'm sure that's already done at this point.

Response to: Parent your goddamn kids. Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

At 1/24/11 08:21 PM, Cootie wrote: There is nothing any of you could say to me that would even remotely effect me. Seriously. You are some kid dicking around on your computer that probably lives in Oregon or some shit like that; why would a give a fuck if you thought I was a twat?

I think you're a twat.

COME AT ME HOLMES
Response to: Work Safe Porn! Posted January 16th, 2011 in General

This one cracked me up

Work Safe Porn!

Response to: Super Ejecting Mouse, Away! Posted January 16th, 2011 in General

Try deleting System32

original answer FTW
Response to: Work Safe Porn! Posted January 16th, 2011 in General

At 1/16/11 06:36 PM, darkspartan000 wrote: Looks like this girl ordered

puts on sunglasses
The Five Dollar Footlong

EEEEYEAAHHH!
Also, another one (also not mine)

Work Safe Porn!

Work Safe Porn! Posted January 16th, 2011 in General

As seen on KnowYourMeme. This is hilarious stuff. If you don't know what it is, here's an example (I did not make this shop).

Bring out the Master shoppers.

Work Safe Porn!

Response to: cartoon charecters you want to fuck Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

God this is like the So Sandy thread all over again.

Response to: Is the forum serious business? Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 12:48 AM, Cootie wrote: tl;dr: This site was made by grown men who spend a large amount of times making cartoons about dicks. If you are looking for serious business I would say that you are on the wrong site.

The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.

Thank you for the tl;dr, I agree, people should not take just General, but the whole Internet as a place for lulz. If you get insulted by what is said about you on here, you're in the wrong place.

Also, nice Spongebob reference.
Response to: I am sorry Posted January 13th, 2011 in General

Woah, what's happening Scarab?

Response to: Narcissy's Birthday! Posted January 13th, 2011 in General

But today's the 13th....

Response to: Describe a user Posted January 13th, 2011 in General

Blush: The only thing that matters in life.

Response to: Movie of the Decade Posted January 12th, 2011 in General

At 1/12/11 11:00 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: It's supposed to be a horror film.

Says something doesn't it?

Have you seen it? It is no horror film my friend.

I also hope you know I was being sarcastic in the original post.
Response to: Movie of the Decade Posted January 12th, 2011 in General

At 1/12/11 10:49 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: Did you really chose an M. Night film?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dude it is the fucking funniest movie in the history of Western Civilization.

Response to: France is our greatest ally Posted January 12th, 2011 in Politics

Britain should appease us better than France. That's clearly the best option.

Response to: The bird and fish deaths. Posted January 12th, 2011 in Politics

At 1/8/11 09:53 PM, Alaska wrote: God is slowly killing off every animal that eats worms.

Worms are holy creatures.

This. I finally understand life's meaning. I must live underground, crawl on my belly, and eat dirt.

Response to: Philosophical: What Must Exist? Posted January 12th, 2011 in Politics

I can't see an instance where Time and Space doesn't exist....
I mean except for an Afterlife (if you believe in it), but we aren't "alive" so I don't count that.

Response to: Bulletstorm best game trailer ever? Posted January 12th, 2011 in Video Games

I can't tell, is David Hayter doing the main voice?

Response to: Movie of the Decade Posted January 12th, 2011 in General

Holy shit you guys are retarded. The Happening.

Wow BBS you surprise me.
Response to: Describe a user Posted January 12th, 2011 in General

Narcissy: Great sig-maker
Heinrich: Great Photoshopper
Tateos: Greatest "silly" user
Drake: Greatest ex-name (ChocEliteBar)
Piss: Great humor
Gagsy: Great poster

Response to: Things you sleep without. Posted January 12th, 2011 in General

Not a bed, blanket, or pillows.

AHAHAHA
Response to: If you had a penis... Posted January 11th, 2011 in General

Perform the funniest joke in the world: Rape.