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Response to: Trolling restaurants Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

My friend who has to stay gluten free just avoids those places instead of trolling IRL. Lol who does that?

Response to: The drinking age should be lowered. Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General
At 6/3/11 10:44 PM, Spoopy wrote: yes

The thread should have ended right here.

But yes it should be down to 18

Response to: My Cat Ran Away! Help! Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General
At 6/3/11 11:03 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 6/3/11 10:53 PM, Spikrodd wrote: Dumbass, we're not your mommy.
What? He can't come here to talk about what's going on in his life? Isn't that what everyone does? Are you too cool for that?

He's a mod, he can do whatever the phuq he damn well pleases son.

Response to: Imagine this Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

Buttfuck the dragon and the princess.

Saves time and accomplishses both tasks.

Response to: Only in America Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General
At 6/3/11 10:58 PM, SouthAsian wrote:
At 6/3/11 10:26 PM, Sanch wrote:
One of the victims was a baby whose severed head flew off and knocked the mother into a permanent coma.

lol

Seriously....
How can you not find that humorous if you weren't there? That's too ridiculous to not laugh lmao.

Response to: What's your sexuality? Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

I have no sexual orientation, for that would be putting limitations on my penis.

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HAS POTENTIAL TO BE BLESSED BY MY PENETRATION

Response to: I just told my girlfriend that... Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

I think as long as you stay committed to her like you probably already are, there shouldn't be a huge problem...

Response to: Your Gf Wants A Threesome (nsfw) Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

By God this is my favorite thread of the year. That OP was just, just gold.

Response to: My Cat Ran Away! Help! Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

This is why dogs are better.

Response to: Your NG Username Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

Took parts of my name and mashed em together.

Response to: Bored?? Random Paragraph Generator! Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

If it could form a coherent paragraph that would really be great...

Response to: Back when Pokemon was a fad... Posted June 1st, 2011 in General

Yu-Gi-Oh died out quicker and had a high amount of popularity too...
I admire Pokemon's longevity, but all good things come to an end.

Response to: Drinking vodka straight Posted June 1st, 2011 in General

Unless it's high quality like Grey Goose, Absolut, etc, vodka straight might as well be nail polish remover.
Good whiskey is tasty straight.

Response to: While smoking marijuana Posted June 1st, 2011 in General

I do believe you smoked some weed while making this thread. Quite a bit judging by your second post lol.

Response to: Best user who ever left NG? Posted May 31st, 2011 in General

WilliWowza and Sanjay

Response to: A gun is pointed at your head... Posted May 31st, 2011 in General

New Jersey, all of our problems are now solved.

Response to: I just saw a big flash on the horiz Posted May 31st, 2011 in General

CNN is freaking the fuck out, what happened?

Response to: How Well Known Are You On Ng? Posted May 31st, 2011 in General

I have the greatest username, sig, and quality of posts.
Plus my dick is 11 inches long.

Answering on behalf of every NGer
Response to: General loss of faith in humanity. Posted May 30th, 2011 in General

inb4 Rashard Mendenhall

Response to: Friend pronounces can't wrong. Posted May 30th, 2011 in General

I have a friend who pronounces "breakfast" as "breakfix"
Also she says "M&M's" like "em a em's"

Response to: This is big newgrounds Posted May 30th, 2011 in General
At 5/30/11 12:53 AM, Boss wrote:
At 5/30/11 12:50 AM, BlakeMo wrote: Lol I lost mine last Wednesday but I didn't make a thread about it.
Btw, at least I wore a condom, dumbass.
dude help me

Lol how can I help you?

Response to: This is big newgrounds Posted May 30th, 2011 in General

Lol I lost mine last Wednesday but I didn't make a thread about it.
Btw, at least I wore a condom, dumbass.

Response to: Don't have sex with small-chested Posted May 30th, 2011 in General

Irrelevant arguments, asses are where it's at

Response to: Yet Another What Would You Do. Posted May 30th, 2011 in General
At 5/30/11 12:35 AM, CrazySquirrel124 wrote: Give me some random objects to do in the next one.

Conan O'Brien, an iPod touch, a novel, headphones, a rose, sunglasses, toilet paper, and a Sharpie.

Oh and a pipe busted so the bathroom is flooding.

Go for it MacGuyver
Response to: I totally got rejected... Posted May 30th, 2011 in General

Don't worry Sevkat, karma will come back to you somehow...

Response to: Hello ladies. Posted May 30th, 2011 in General

I was half expecting an Old Spice commercial reference

Response to: I'll draw ya something Posted May 30th, 2011 in General

Draw the D-Day scene from Saving Private Ryan.

Response to: Quick,reply! Posted May 30th, 2011 in General

Shave and be pissed that I apparently didn't wear a condom

Response to: Arnold Swcharzblah, worst actor Posted May 29th, 2011 in General
At 5/29/11 01:38 AM, Ryanson wrote: Who's Arnold Swcharzblah? Is that Tommy Wiseau's new pseudonym?

That sir was great.

and OP you obviously have not seen Predator or the first two Terminators, AKA what Arnold is known for.

Response to: New tattoo Posted May 29th, 2011 in General

Why the fuck would you get a tattoo of a blue zombified horse

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