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Um, whatever works?

Well assuming you don't have kids, you shouldn't have any problems hanging with them?

Lol I can't predict it if I don't have children sillyhead.

Carlos Helu.

75 Billion dollars, fuck yes

There better be enough Lemon Dranks.
And Chocelitebars.

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Put it in an obscure situation and perform an action with it.

A sandwich can't kill a zombie!
I can't fuck my wall!
My headphones can't help me survive on Barbados!

Holy shit RT said good things. I knew Robert and Quentin were smart about making this a competition but I never thought Hobo with a Shotgun would actually come to fruition.

Btw, try Black Dynamite sometime, similar type of movie.

Cumshoot in my Lemon Drank

At 6/5/11 12:38 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 6/5/11 12:32 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: I cumshoot on band names

I cumshoot on the bands themselves.

The band's name should be Cumshoot.

You guys do realize that before every fight scene in DBZ they spend the whole episode before it having a staredown at different camera angles and eye twitches while beads of sweat roll down. I mean my goodness I could cumshoot in the North Pole before any action actually started.

At 6/5/11 01:10 AM, LucasJC wrote: Before going "OMGWTFBBQ U SHUD OF PUT DIS IN WRITER FORUM" Yes, I posted this there.

So you posted it in two separate forums for self-promotion.

Did the mosquito cumshoot on you?

Sevkat's going to cumshoot on your new site

I cumshoot on cumshots.

At 6/5/11 12:37 AM, Sevkat wrote: I cumshoot on 'roid monkeys.

You can only cumshoot on so many things tonight before your dick just gives out Sevvie ;)

At 6/4/11 11:14 PM, Sevkat wrote: Yeah, my buddy's girlfriend don't mean shit to me, anyway.

Somebody's friend must be treating him like "hoes b4 bros"

The Bride vs. Crazy 88's in Kill Bill Vol. 1

I mean I could go on and on but that was what came first.

At 6/4/11 09:31 PM, zooos wrote:

At 6/4/11 07:46 PM, BlakeMo wrote: News post son, and what the fuck is up with your sig lmao

I actually find it quite clever. If you can't figure it out it's a more gentle polite way of saying "Fuck bitches, make money".

Lol yes it's an archaic rap meme, you didn't see it earlier, it looked like a broken URL

News post son, and what the fuck is up with your sig lmao

Dr. Eric Foreman from House.

How the fuck does a black man become a doctor?

Clearly we would have nothing incredibly pressing or stressful to tend to if I'm on Newgrounds.
You are an idiot.

You're all wrong, it's lupus.

At 6/4/11 01:27 PM, Boss wrote: hah not when i smoke weed and watch it 24/7. shit.

Dude you've been smoking a lot of weed these last coupla days.

Simpsons will go for as long as Matt Groening wants it to.

The power to grant people the intellectual ability of using the searchbar.

oh wait.

Drink more water to replace your fluids, and eat some fiber man.

At 6/4/11 01:20 PM, Newgrundling wrote:

At 6/4/11 01:18 PM, thedarkzero wrote: why do the newgrounds staff ever relply to messages? they just seem to be ignoring all of us.

They probably just don't reply to messages that are written as intelligently as this thread.

Boomshakalaka. OP they're pretty busy, you either have to pester them by resending a couple times or if they open it, it better be legitimate.

Shit, the way users vote nowadays, anything on the front page is gonna stay on the Top 50 for an extended period of time. I remember the days where getting a 4.00 was pretty incredible, now I vote zero on high quality flashes just to (vainly) try and bring the score to a more justified one.

At 5/17/11 07:50 PM, ZJ wrote: Bill Murray'd.

Only Piss has acknowledged how fucking brilliant this is.
There's no point, no photoshop can beat this.

At 6/3/11 11:11 PM, Spikrodd wrote:

Dear god Spikrodd is laying the hammer down tonight, I really don't see OP's fuss...

Alright 12-inch e-peen