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Really high up, like the World Tra-, oh.

Yes it's sad that Ryan died, considering there were a lot crazier ones in the gang than he. But I'm more surprised that they all lived this long.

I'm too lazy to think about whether or not you're right.

Lmao you're all just not intellectual at all

Most Sam Adams stuff is legit, so many different flavors. Expensive as hell though.

At 6/20/11 05:35 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: Duke Nukem.

This. Or possibly Big the Cat.

How shocking that Steve-O WASN'T first, RIP Dunn

At 6/18/11 11:56 PM, Drake wrote:

At 6/18/11 11:53 PM, Newgrundling wrote: Why do you thing God gave you an abrasive tongue

To orally pleasure other men...?

This.

Clearly Newgrundling is using his tongue wrong :3

You could go see a doctor?

You made this thread,

At 6/19/11 12:08 AM, TheThinWhale wrote: You think are supposed to run straight into the the spike pit (common sense) and then all of a sudden you die...WTF!?

My reaction

Funniest User - GiantDouche
Biggest Attention Whore - N/A
Drama Queen - HayBayBee
Never Logs Off - Bahamut
I Miss Yew - Sanjay definitely
Master Creator - TheJamoke
Rookie of the Year - N/A
Most Improved - Sevkat
Biggest Spammer - Rucklo
Most Overrated - Bahamut
Most Underrated - IncendiaryProductions
Best Thread - Mystery Unboxing
Best Photoshop Thread - Top Secret Osama Porn Raid
Worst Moderator - UltraBear
Best Moderator - Timmy
Worst Poster - N/A
Best Poster - Since it's always Scarab... Rucklo
Worst Username Change - Twilight to Bees

I'm stepping my game up this year, I'm getting some nominations like last year dammit.

At 6/18/11 03:15 PM, Seasons wrote:

What year of high school are you in?

Just graduated

Do you plan on attending to college?

Yes, Community College for the first two years, they threw so much money at me lol. Then I'll finish up at Wichita State, yet to decide if I want to pursue a Master's instead of a Bachelor's.

Do you have an intended major? If so, what is it? If not, can you discuss why?

Yes, Sports Management.

What's your favorite subject to learn about in school? Has this subject always been your easiest?

English or Psychology/Sociology. I've always raped those classes.

At 6/18/11 07:26 PM, Addict wrote: The highest I got was 900,000 feet and then I automatically died.

So your picture is non-legitimate.

Whelp, that ends this thread then lol.

Grilled Cheese dipped in Sour Cream & Chive Dip. Not regular sour cream, it's gotta be the chive dip.

At 6/18/11 06:51 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: So? Why are you even playing the meet 'n fuck games? You're not 18.

This, all underage users should be prevented from viewing mature flashes. Then maybe crap hentai quizzes will earn more justified ratings.

If they still even exist after this crackdown lately

At 6/15/11 01:56 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I have a salami here for a Tommy.
Tommy.
Salami.
Tommy.
Salami.
Tommy Salami.

*rushes to the counter*
And don't forget "Hung Lo"

BlakeMo for best sig award?

Dude why are you in love with Newgrounds users, that's all you talk about!

You could do much better anyway

At 6/12/11 09:44 PM, Drony wrote: meanwhile in Connecticut

Colorado and California already probably look like that

At 6/11/11 11:24 PM, Suprememessage wrote: your time for a survey. I will tell you the purpose of this quiz and how you do after enough people have posted some answers.

1.) Whats another word for a cock?

Phallus

2.) Do you wear earrings?

No

3.) How many shiny objects do you wear normally?

Just my necklace

4.) What type of car do you like and what color?

Dream car is a '69 Charger, Black

5.) What is your biggest dream?

Idk my BIGGEST one...make a lot of money?

6.) Do you like facial hair?

Considering I have it, yes

At 6/11/11 07:39 PM, SKS wrote: Lol@Everyone doubting it's really me. Thank you, I feel flattered. Also, come on guys. Give me dat booty! PLZ?

You've got me beat in the abs department, but I got better arms ;)

Also I'd let you think you're getting some, but I'll leave you with blue balls just cuz

At 6/10/11 04:15 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: You assplode.

Ok I could not stop laughing.

Strangle the shit out of her son, see what that does for you. But if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, some people are into it, some aren't.

Lol thread names were better back then as compared to now.

You forgot one thing Poxy:

I WILL NEVER LEAVE. This place has been too good to me these last 6 years, can't leave now, I don't have 10K yet!

FITS GONNA HIT THE SHAN AND CUM IS GOING TO SHOOT

this post was not in all caps.

At 6/7/11 05:28 AM, Drake wrote:

Unfortunately, I burned down someone's house down with the lemons that I had engineered to be combustible. There will also not be any chocelitebars due to an incident that happened almost a year ago that made them impossible to recreate.

WHO WOULD MAKE COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!?
And I see what you did there....

At 6/6/11 06:01 PM, zachdamacman wrote: Okay, here goes nothing.

I can't run through a tree!
That train can't fly into space.
A bird can't drink acid.

Not really sure if I did it right. I kinda liked doing it though.

Oh there's no wrong way of doing this, just like in the other threads.

Clearly me. I could masturbate to myself masturbating.
Other coworkers in the business don't even want to be paid, getting fucked by me is enough payment.