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Response to: if you could punch Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

At 7/10/09 07:46 PM, biohasard wrote: I would fight Abe Lincoln!
Ha Ha Ha fight club...

That's immediately what came to mind when I read this thread too.
Personally, James Madison. 5'6, and like 170 lbs?

brotha pleez

Abe was a big fella

Response to: Apples to Apples online Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

Sweet. I love playing this game.

Bedn approves.

Apples to Apples online

Response to: Fucking Finally Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

Is it on my favorites? No.
But animation is amazing, and overall, it deserves to be in the Top 50. But this is my OPINION. You're basically posting what you think, which is something that belongs on news posts. For this to be a good thread, it should be: "Do you think Waterlollies deserved Top 50?" or something like that. Also, thread title is too open-ended.

I'd like to think I'm not backseat modding, there's over 10 mods online.
Response to: Burning stupid question Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

I assume you mean the parody one [Dick 1]? Or do you mean the real one?

Response to: Bruno Haters Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

People have what we call "opinions"
It is up to you to decide whether or not you agree with them. I call this "individualism"

The more you know
Response to: name of a song Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

At 7/10/09 04:40 PM, gamekillereater wrote: We can't download it, because it requires a premium account, so I don't think you'll get many responses.

Exactly. Can you put some lyrics or something on here? Make it easier for us to help you.

Response to: My friend can't wank for a month... Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

At 7/10/09 04:32 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:
"I CANT WANK FOR A MONTH"
Turns out he must have damaged one of the nerves in his penis somehow

Hmmm, I wonder why...

from pissing? please.
Response to: Make a face! Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

Hot shit.

Make a face!

Response to: New York Mets? Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

Don't worry, at least Beltran and Delgado are playing.

OH SHI-
Response to: I Can't Fucking Shit! Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

Take some laxatives. Also, don't force it, just relax, you don't wanna hurt yourself.

Response to: New York Mets? Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

At 7/10/09 03:08 PM, Gooch wrote: The New York Mets are just doing EVERYTHING wrong this year.

Surprise surprise. At least my Royals are doing better than them.

Response to: My NEW house is haunted. Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

Who ya gonna call?!
A fucking plumber.

Response to: Oh my fucking god. Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

That sucks, what a waste of heroin.
Seriously though, take him to detox, should be fine.

Response to: At Your School... Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

In seventh grade we had a horrible science teacher. We once asked him about how fire is created, and he literally spent the whole 47 minutes of class telling stories. It ended with a quail hunting story :/

Anyway, one day, he was handing out these papers from the school to take home. Parents were required to sign, bring back, blah blah. Well, as he passed them out, he said the instructions. He was standing next to the one adopted girl in our whole grade, and he purposely said (looking at her): "Make sure your parents, or I mean GUARDIAN, to sign this." She cried, ran out of the room, went to the office and informed the principal. Teacher's contract, TERMINATED.

That was the final straw, we openly sent comments to the principal before.

Response to: Open Discussion- The Bbs Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

Everybody quit bitchin'. It's not that hard to follow rules. To get along, you gotta go along.

Mods are just doing their jobs, like you could do better.

Response to: Life Achievements Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

At 7/10/09 02:56 PM, CashClock wrote: Strong Stomach 1000000000000000G+

Watch 2 girls 1 cup without puking.

I'd like to see someone do that.

Done. Not a shining moment in my life, but done.

Response to: Life Achievements Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Double C, Please 10 G

Have a forum signature that supports CryogenChaos' quest for modship.

No he didn't tell me to do it.
Response to: Worst moviesever Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

FIrst of all, this thread's been done.

Secondly, "Saving Private Ryan"!??! That's an amazing war movie!
And Knocked Up is hilarious, but also real.

You're off your rocker.

Response to: Make a face! Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

For some reason, I can never get enough of the lazy eyes.

Response to: brass knuckles Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

At 7/10/09 02:40 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: fuck brass knuckles i want one of these its knucks a gun and a knife all in one

Where can I buy? That's quite a weapon.

Response to: I can't do the Mangina! Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

I'm ecstatic that I now know that you can't tuck your package in between your legs.

Response to: Tip of my tongue Posted July 9th, 2009 in General

I don't know, but you'd get a better response from the Video Games Forum.

Response to: Life Achievements Posted July 9th, 2009 in General

Windows '98 -50G

Get the dreaded Blue Screen

Douchebag -30G

Take more than 5 seconds to order one coffee

Couple of negative ones. Second one mainly applies to Starbucks faggots.
Response to: What a dickbag! Posted July 9th, 2009 in General

Definitely belongs here.

Sorry, just saying
Response to: Fake breasts. Posted July 9th, 2009 in General

At 7/9/09 12:46 AM, gcm11992 wrote: what if your girlfriend had fake boobs?

Like I said, it depends. I can understand overdoing it, like going past D cups.
That's just a turn off. If it's there or under, I'm cool with it. I'm not a "hardcore man" like on MANswers or anything like that.

Triple M's, and 40 lb. boobs? I'll pass.
Response to: Post your baby pictures NG Posted July 9th, 2009 in General

At 7/9/09 12:23 AM, Ryane926 wrote: It seems to me that a majority of NG is asian.

Nah, me, Luis, and a couple others are mexican, or look like it. Mainly white babehs here so far, but I do see a coupla asians.

Response to: Fake breasts. Posted July 9th, 2009 in General

So you're telling me that you'd say no to a pair of Tig 'ol Bitties?

I can understand overdoing it, but c'mon. Especially on Newgrounds, people are going to chew you out.

Response to: Life Achievements Posted July 9th, 2009 in General

Select Few 20G

Have a BBS Signature that doesn't parody any other Signature on the BBS, or don't steal a Signature.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted July 9th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 7/9/09 12:19 AM, SupraAddict wrote: Sig~

Yo thanks again Supra!

Response to: Life Achievements Posted July 9th, 2009 in General

At 7/7/09 04:54 PM, Spirosgod wrote:
At 7/7/09 03:37 PM, blakemo wrote: Goody Two-Shoes 50G

Never, EVER get banned on the BBS by EyeLovePoozy
These two are like impossible
No, the last one has been achieved by me.

So far... MWAHAHA